Trying For A Baby Question

[Brother_Percy]

My wife and I are trying for a new baby, and we want to make sure our child is born... how should I put this... the RIGHT color. We have had no trouble with the rest of our brood, but what happened with the neighbors has my wife concerned.

We have a neighbor next door, and her and her husband are both white, yet late last year she gave birth to a little black negroid baby. You know, the color you see on TV, like in the Band Aid video with flies on their faces and flying around them like they do around excrement.

It has my wife terrified, though I have tried to calm her manytimes, assuring her that God wouldn't give a Christian no Hamite for a baby.

Can someone help me with this please? How do you make sure my kid is born white, like Jesus?

My wife had thought that only darkies had darkie babies, but the Bible teaches of how Noah had kids who were all different colors, and that's where all the races of the Earth come from. So from that, I know it IS possible for a white man to have a black / brown / yellow kid.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Trying For A Baby Question

I did some Biblical research on this matter: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Trying For A Baby Question

My mother said something about keeping your wife away from delivery men and tradesmen servicing your home.

I'm not really sure what she meant - perhaps if there is a different colour delivery man your baby can catch their colour while in the womb or something - like a plague.

I think you should march confidently up to your neighbour and ask him straight out if there have been any negroid delivery men or tradesmen around in their home in the last nine months or so before their little black child was born.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Trying For A Baby Question

perhaps if there is a different colour delivery man your baby can catch their colour while in the womb or something - like a plague.

Perhaps there's something in that. My father always used to warn me never to shake a negro's hand, as your hand would stink for 40 years. "You can never wash off the stink of Ham" was what he always used to say. Maybe they had some sort of negro nurse delivered that neighbor's baby, and that's why it turned out that way?

[HTannor]

Re: Trying For A Baby Question

You must become very alert for any changes in your life-style that portend things to come.

How often does your wife serve you fried chicken?

Are there any strange vegetables in the refrigerator such as okra or greens?

Has she grown fond of watermelon?

After she returns from running her errands, is the car radio tuned to a rap station?

Have you ever been working in the basement and had he call down the steps, "Hey, Mofo, get yo white ass up here."

Has she been fretting over the NBA lockout?

At dinner this evening, look longingly into her eyes and ask, "Do you think OJ did it?



Be alert, Brother Percy, be very alert.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Trying For A Baby Question

Hmmm... I don't think my wife likes any of those things in the house. Those neighbors just got her riled, but I'm starting to think maybe the neighbors didn't actually give birth to that kid, if you know what I mean.

Has anyone else noticed the amount of white folks these days who are adopting little negroids? Brad Pitt and that Demoness Jolie spring to mind, they been adopting a whole brood of little nigletts. Seems everywhere you look, Celebrities are adopting more and more of these little African kids. Doesn't that whore Madonna have at least 100?? I guess there has to be some way around all these dumb slavery laws, and it seems to me that 'adopting' a whole mess of little Africans is a good way of doing it legally. You can let them sleep out in the shed or barn or whatever, and feed them on scraps and leftovers. It's starting to seem like a great idea!

If I'm right, I'll need to ask the neighbors how they went about it.