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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #61
    Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

    Originally posted by Fishsucker View Post
    This makes me want to vomit

    The Bible actually has much to say in regard to animal abuse. In the beginning, God created the earth and all the creatures on it to be under the authority of humanity. He entrusted these beautiful elements of His creation to our care (Genesis 1:26). Our sinful nature causes us to abuse the animal kingdom, sometimes without even realizing it. Yet, God expects the Christian, above all others, to be sensitive to all of His creation, knowing that exploiting or abusing it shows a disrespect for God Himself. Abuse of anything that God made is not the character of God, but rather of the Evil One.
    In Deuteronomy 22:6-7, God promises a long life to those who will watch over wild birds. If we rape the land or the creatures in it, what will sustain us in the future? He allows for the taking of eggs, but commands that we release the mother bird to continue living in the wild and reproducing as He intended. In Job 38:41, God says that He hears the cries of newborn ravens crying to Him for food. Jesus went on to say that God supplies food for the wild birds and that not one of them falls to the ground without Him knowing it
    this also goes for those of you who want to mindlessly hunt coyotes
    What does ANY of that have to do with God's law which I clearly cited in the original post?
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    • Knighty Knight
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Nov 2011
      • 2

      #62
      Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

      I know I'm pretty late and you've probably killed those poor things by now but...

      They're kittens. They're infant cats. Cats are not evil. They are not "witches" or "demons". They're just living things that will be forced to suffer painfully because of your crazed practises.

      If you people had lived in medieval times, I'd say your beliefs would be pretty interesting. But NOW? Oh god, this is sad.

      Btw,

      1. Your kid was either dumb enough to annoy/attack the cat (It's just like you get annoyed at people's existance, you bash them)

      2. It was playful bite. Animals do that.

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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836

        #63
        Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

        Originally posted by Knighty Knight View Post
        I know I'm pretty late and you've probably killed those poor things by now but...

        They're kittens. They're infant cats. Cats are not evil. They are not "witches" or "demons". They're just living things that will be forced to suffer painfully because of your crazed practises.

        If you people had lived in medieval times, I'd say your beliefs would be pretty interesting. But NOW? Oh god, this is sad.

        Btw,

        1. Your kid was either dumb enough to annoy/attack the cat (It's just like you get annoyed at people's existance, you bash them)

        2. It was playful bite. Animals do that.
        You must remember that animals do not know they are suffering and cannot feel pain. God has not given them the ability to feel these things.

        Christian apologist William Lane Craig has summed it up well,
        So Christian theologians of all stripes have to face the challenge posed by animal pain. Here recent studies in biology have provided surprising, new insights into this old problem. In his book Nature Red in Tooth and Claw: Theism and the Problem of Animal Suffering, Michael Murray distinguishes three levels in an ascending pain hierarchy (read from the bottom up):
        Level 3: a second order awareness that one is oneself experiencing (2).
        Level 2: a first order, subjective experience of pain.
        Level 1: information-bearing neural states produced by noxious stimuli resulting in aversive behavior.
        Spiders and insects--the sort of creatures most exhibiting the kinds of behavior mentioned by Ayala--experience (1). But there's no reason at all to attribute (2) to such creatures. It's plausible that they aren't sentient beings at all with some sort of subjective, interior life. That sort of experience plausibly does not arise until one gets to the level of vertebrates in the animal kingdom. But even though animals like dogs, cats, and horses experience pain, nevertheless the evidence is that they do not experience level (3), the awareness that they are in pain. For the awareness that one is oneself in pain requires self-awareness, which is centered in the pre-frontal cortex of the brain--a section of the brain which is missing in all animals except for the humanoid primates. Thus, amazingly, even though animals may experience pain, they are not aware of being in pain. God in His mercy has apparently spared animals the awareness of pain. This is a tremendous comfort to us pet owners. For even though your dog or cat may be in pain, it really isn't aware of it and so doesn't suffer as you would if you were in pain.
        My dog was hit by a car a few days ago and this information has saved me a fortune on veterinary bills. Although the neighbors are concerned about the howling from our shed I have explained that it will stop in a day or two.

        Just think of all the money that is wasted stunning animals in slaughter houses. Also to speed up the whole meat process maybe live butchery could be introduced.

        YIC


        Jack



        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        • Thomas Dalton
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2011
          • 296

          #64
          Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
          You must remember that animals do not know they are suffering and cannot feel pain. God has not given them the ability to feel these things.

          My dog was hit by a car a few days ago and this information has saved me a fortune on veterinary bills. Although the neighbors are concerned about the howling from our shed I have explained that it will stop in a day or two.

          Just think of all the money that is wasted stunning animals in slaughter houses. Also to speed up the whole meat process maybe live butchery could be introduced.

          YIC


          Jack
          I pity the Atheists that pay for their execution of their pets. When a runt is born in a litter at my home (we breed our own dogs, originally for fox hunting), me or my father would just crush its skull by stepping on him with our working boots. Much cheaper.

          My mother would try it to, but we don't trust her to do a thorough job. She is a woman after all.

          To answer the the original question, even though I'm sure it's not needed anymore, I would stone them. Better yet, ask your children to do it, to introduce them to the duties described in the Bible.
          John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #65
            Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            You must remember that animals do not know they are suffering and cannot feel pain. God has not given them the ability to feel these things.

            Christian apologist William Lane Craig has summed it up well,
            Has Mr. Craig tested this with Negroes?

            It's entirely possible their cries of agony when being flogged (much like a dog being kicked) are purely reflexive, and, as Mr. Craig says, they don't actually understand that they are in pain.

            That'd pretty well undercut the whole "anti-slavery" argument, no?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • ModestMartin
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Nov 2011
              • 5

              #66
              Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Has Mr. Craig tested this with Negroes?

              It's entirely possible their cries of agony when being flogged (much like a dog being kicked) are purely reflexive, and, as Mr. Craig says, they don't actually understand that they are in pain.

              That'd pretty well undercut the whole "anti-slavery" argument, no?
              ModestMartin here, interesting viewpoint.

              I think a squirrel is probably the holiest of animals, I have sacrificed many animals at my altar at my residence and this is the only animal that has not squealed.

              God rest your soul, young squirrel.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #67
                Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                Originally posted by ModestMartin View Post
                ModestMartin here, interesting viewpoint.

                I think a squirrel is probably the holiest of animals, I have sacrificed many animals at my altar at my residence and this is the only animal that has not squealed.

                God rest your soul, young squirrel.
                Are you suggesting that the temporary sacrifice of Jesus Christ was somehow insufficient to ensure the eternal forgiveness of His believers?

                Logic dictates that Jesus Christ temporarily died on a cross, therefore my sins are forgiven whether or not I sacrifice animals in accordance with God's word.

                You should repent of this blasphemy immediately.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Thomas Dalton
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 296

                  #68
                  Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                  And you should make an introductory thread to let us know you! Please include favorite bible verse and hunting rifle.

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Thomas
                  John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #69
                    Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                    Originally posted by ModestMartian View Post
                    ModestMartin here, interesting viewpoint.

                    I think a squirrel is probably the holiest of animals, I have sacrificed many animals at my altar at my residence and this is the only animal that has not squealed.

                    God rest your soul, young squirrel.
                    Why are you sacrificing squirrels, and to whom?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #70
                      Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                      Originally posted by ModestMartin View Post
                      ModestMartin here, interesting viewpoint.

                      I think a squirrel is probably the holiest of animals, I have sacrificed many animals at my altar at my residence and this is the only animal that has not squealed.

                      God rest your soul, young squirrel.
                      Dear Martina;

                      I don't know whether to rebuke you for bestiality, idol worship, or just plain retardedness. In any event, I rebuke you in Christ's name.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Gabriel Reproba
                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2479

                        #71
                        Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                        Originally posted by Knighty Knight View Post
                        I know I'm pretty late and you've probably killed those poor things by now but...

                        They're kittens. They're infant cats. Cats are not evil. They are not "witches" or "demons". They're just living things that will be forced to suffer painfully because of your crazed practises.

                        If you people had lived in medieval times, I'd say your beliefs would be pretty interesting. But NOW? Oh god, this is sad.

                        Btw,

                        1. Your kid was either dumb enough to annoy/attack the cat (It's just like you get annoyed at people's existance, you bash them)

                        2. It was playful bite. Animals do that.
                        I don't see anywhere in your post where you addressed the Biblical passages that commanded me to kill my ex-kittens. Could you please stay on-topic and explain to me why I should disobey God?
                        Yours In Christ,

                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                        • edward potter
                          Teenage false Christian Unsaved trash
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 24

                          #72
                          Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                          You are all sick-minded doesnt it say to respect Gods creation, not to kill it because it scratched your kid and also that is animal abuse
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #73
                            Originally posted by edward potter View Post
                            You are all sick-minded doesnt it say to respect Gods creation, not to kill it because it scratched your kid and also that is animal abuse
                            Where exactly does it say to "respect Gods (sic) creation" friend? My Bible mentions "dominion" as I recall.

                            YiC,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • Jack O'fagan
                              With faith as immovable as the Earth
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 4836

                              #74
                              Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                              Originally posted by edward potter View Post
                              You are all sick-minded doesnt it say to respect Gods creation, not to kill it because it scratched your kid and also that is animal abuse
                              Animal abuse?? Why would you come on to a Christian website and then talk about secular values?

                              YIC

                              Jack
                              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              • Proud Faroese
                                Forum Member
                                • Aug 2011
                                • 509

                                #75
                                Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                                Originally posted by edward potter View Post
                                You are all sick-minded doesnt it say to respect Gods creation, not to kill it because it scratched your kid and also that is animal abuse
                                Who cares what animals feel? Not God

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