[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Cats are an excellent call for coyote hunting. Just place them in a burlap bag, grab a large pair of channelock pliers, and of course your Godly rifle then head out. Once on stand merely "pinch" the cat with the pliers through the bag, and the resulting noise will bring in coyotes from miles away.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Well Brother Gabe, I had to vote "Other".

While I am certainly no fan of the fag French, I believe they had a good idea in the 17th century in how to dispose of these filthy pests and nuisances.

Cat burning was a form of zoosadistic entertainment in 17th century Paris, France. In this form of entertainment, people would gather dozens of cats in a net and hoist them high into the air from a special bundle onto a bonfire. According to Norman Davies, the assembled people "shrieked with laughter as the animals, howling with pain, were singed, roasted, and finally carbonized."

"It was the custom to burn a basket, barrel, or sack full of live cats, which was hung from a tall mast in the midst of the bonfire; sometimes a fox was burned."

As others have mentioned, felines are demons on the prowl. Why not send them back to Satan in hellfire, and provide entertainment at the same time as God wins yet again?

In Christ

[John Creeser]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Just let them starve to death. I'd be curious as to how exactly how long that would take. A week?

[Brother_Percy]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Another thing you could do is to set them free in the local Chinatown!

Actually, this may be a very serious subject. There is many issues with a Christian owning something as filthy and unGodly as a cat, and your Pastor should have explained all this to you.

Here are some FACTS about cats -

1. Cats can commune with evil spirits

Cats were worshipped in ancient Egypt for this very reason. Many people say cats can see ghosts, but very few actually know that these spirits can come into the cat, and converse with it, sometimes possessing the beast, and using it for unspeakable evils.

2. Cats steals babies / children's breaths

See FACT 1. It's a well known FACT that cats can come into a childs room while they are asleep, and steal their breath. But very few people realise why. The Demon / evil spirit that is inside these cats is actually trying to suck out part of your childs soul, so that your child is more succeptable to demonic possession.

3. Cats are used by witches as their familiars

Witches often use cats to commune with evil spirits (see FACT 1), in their dark magic rituals. Sometimes a witch will become part of that cat by placing part of her spirit inside the cat using a spell, and drinking the cats blood. Sometimes witches even breastfeed their cats, so the cat will think she is its mother, so that the bond is stronger between witch and familiar. Witches also use cats to spy on Christians, and to watch us while our guard is down.


There is only ONE way to deal with a cat. Forget what everyone else has said on this thread. Drowning? Please no. Can a witch drown? Unless you want your home infested with demons, do not try to drown a cat. A cat must be burned. You must also say prayers, and ask that God protects your home and your loved ones.

HERE is what you must do. (Note, you cannot drug the animal, it has to be conscious during the process to protect your family)

1. Secure the cat, making sure it does not scratch or bite you or any of your family (especially your children)

2. Cut off the cats ears, so witches cannot hear you.

3. Tear out the cats tongue, so witches cannot use it to curse or speak evils among your family.

4. Hack off the cats limbs, so that the spirit of the witch cannot walk among you.

5. Gouge out the cats eyes, so that witches cannot see among you.

6. Sew the eyes, mouth and ears closed of the animal, and be careful not to let it's blood get on you.

7. Burn the animal

8. Bury the carcass of the animal in a Church grounds, the marker must be a Christian cross, and you will need to pray over it and ask God to send the animal to the pits of Hell, and protect your family from the evils it has spread among you.

If anyone needs a full detailed account of the prayers required, and methods of restraining a cat during this process, please feel free to contact me. I am well-versed in dealing with these vile animals.

I hope this helps.

[ThatGayKid]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I hope you know, posting something like this just death metal screams animal cruelty I hope they lock your sadistic ass up and unleash the homosexual prisoners upon you when you drop the soap. Have a nice day :]
~ThatWiccanKid

[Brother Enoch]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I hope you know, posting something like this just death metal screams animal cruelty I hope they lock your sadistic ass up and unleash the homosexual prisoners upon you when you drop the soap. Have a nice day :]
~ThatWiccanKid

Huh? Are you snorting the weed?

[ThatGayKid]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

The weed? Ohhh, a clever term for marijuana, of course. I'm pretty sure you inhale it through smoking, not snorting. As for me, I am straightedge, meaning I don't believe in the use of material substances for pleasure. As for you, I would highly recommend "hitting up the blunt" every chance you get, it might seriously help you.
~ThatWiccanKid

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I hope you know, posting something like this just death metal screams animal cruelty I hope they lock your sadistic ass up and unleash the homosexual prisoners upon you when you drop the soap. Have a nice day :]
~ThatWiccanKid

Perhaps I missed something in the Bible that tells me this is wrong? Could you point it out to me?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I'm pretty sure you inhale it through smoking, not snorting.

This is one of the rare ocasions where I take junkie's word over Christians. I am 100% you have very good knowledge of abusing drugs.

[ThatGayKid]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Oh yeah, you know it. Just me and Moses here, burnin' that bush...
~ThatWiccanKid

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Oh yeah, you know it. Just me and Moses here, burnin' that bush...
~ThatWiccanKid

I'll take that is a confirmation of my original post. As the scripture I cited says, the Bible tells us:

1) We have dominion over all of the Earth

2) When animals we own hurt or even "push" people, they must die

3) If we allow animals we own to hurt or even "push" people, we must die

4) While beating the animal to death with a stone is the main manner listed in the Bible for this, God also demonstrated that when he is upset with Man, he drowned every living thing slowly,

My only question was, which way should I use.

Now if you have a problem with ANY of that, please cite the Scripture that shows that I have misread any of this.


Thank you and go in Peace!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

PS: For a discussion of WHY God chose stoning, please see this document:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=58411

[ThatGayKid]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I have a Grimoire, which is my Bible, that I wrote. My book, written in the last year, not the last 3,000 years or whatever, states that "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences."
After all, we are all "God's" creations, are we not?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I have a Grimoire, which is my Bible, that I wrote. My book, written in the last year, not the last 3,000 years or whatever, states that "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences."
After all, we are all "God's" creations, are we not?

Oh yes. We are all God's creation, and all are equal. Every animal is equal to us, and killing one would be immoral. As such, I assume you never wash your blankets, sheets, pillowcases or clothing, And never vacuum your carpet or wash your rugs. Otherwise you would be responsible for the deaths of thousands of dust mites, animals with as much right to exist as you, right?

Ditz.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I have a Grimoire, which is my Bible, that I wrote. My book, written in the last year, not the last 3,000 years or whatever, states that "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences."
After all, we are all "God's" creations, are we not?

So you have not come here to discuss Christianity as is stated in our site? Why should I not ban you right now?

PS: "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences?" Wow. Only a book written by Satan himself would suggest that we treat three-year-old girls the same as a mass-murder, pedophile. You disgust me.