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  • #106
    Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Only that you can't hope to have an informed discussion of its contents or impact in your present state of ignorance.
    I don't want to have a discussion of its contents.
    All I want to do is make it clear that I think killing kittens for no reason, and in such a cruel way, is evil.

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    • #107
      Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

      Originally posted by AverageJoe View Post
      ...All I want to do is make it clear that I think killing kittens for no reason, and in such a cruel way, is evil.
      Very nice, but completely irrelevant here.

      Are you done wasting God's favourite bandwidth? <--- that there is a hint

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      • #108
        Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

        Originally posted by AverageJoe View Post
        I don't want to have a discussion of its contents.
        All I want to do is make it clear that I think killing kittens for no reason, and in such a cruel way, is evil.
        No one cares at all about your unsaved opinions. This is a Christian forum.

        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #109
          Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Very nice, but completely irrelevant here.

          Are you done wasting God's favourite bandwidth? <--- that there is a hint
          I can't tell if you're trying to be nice or not... You're kinda rude!

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          • #110
            Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

            Originally posted by AverageJoe View Post
            You're kinda rude!
            Of course he is. He, like any other Godless atheist, is devoid of all moral compass. Being rude is no more upsetting to him than stepping on the ignorant ant on the sidewalk.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #111
              Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              ...He, like any other Godless atheist, is devoid of all moral compass...
              I gots an immoral compass, and it's pointing due north, honey.

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              • #112
                Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                No one cares at all about your unsaved opinions. This is a Christian forum.
                Yes they do and I don't care.
                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
                No. I couldn't be bothered. And I don't need to be greeted.
                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                I'm not here to 'flame' anyone. I came across this webpage while I was bored and felt like I needed to comment.
                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                Please don't.

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                • #113
                  Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                  Originally posted by AverageJoe View Post
                  *** typical Jesus-hater stuff ***
                  I would suggest that you do what Pastor Zeke asks you to do or your stay will be a short one.

                  YiC,

                  Zech
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                  • #114
                    Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                    How could any of you claim to be real Christians and want to hurt little kittens?

                    Jesus clearly tells us to care for less fortunate creatures and treat animals with kindness. I will pray for you all.
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                    Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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                    • #115
                      Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                      Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
                      How could any of you claim to be real Christians and want to hurt little kittens?

                      Jesus clearly tells us to care for less fortunate creatures and treat animals with kindness. I will pray for you all.
                      Dear, I'm aware of the LORD instructing how to sacrifice animals at the altar, because God finds the burning flesh to be a "sweet savor" (Leviticus 1:9; 13; 17). I'm aware of the LORD instructing mankind not to have sex with animals (Leviticus 18:23; Deuteronomy 27:21) . I'm not aware of the LORD mentioning anything about kittens or "less fortunate creatures." Perhaps you're thinking of that pansy, St. Francis of Assisi?

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #116
                        Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                        Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
                        How could any of you claim to be real Christians and want to hurt little kittens?

                        Jesus clearly tells us to care for less fortunate creatures and treat animals with kindness. I will pray for you all.
                        Where does He say that? If it's that voice in your head, there are medical treatment options for schizophrenia.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • #117
                          Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                          The Word of God says what it says and we must follow it. It's what we're supposed to do if there is any chance of us spending eternity with our creator. You can call it cruel, get angry, go against it, and condemn yourself to hell for eternity, but it won't change the fact of what it says.


                          Personally, I vote drowning.

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                          • #118
                            Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                            God created all animals for a purpose under heaven. To the OP and all the self-righteous Christians, violence is a sin. Therefore, an act of violence against God’s creatures is a sin. Those advocating abuse and mistreatment of another sentient being is sin. If you do not want your animals, then take them to your local pet shelter. I have to say, I think that people who advocate violence against any living thing is a proponent of Satan, especially those who claim to be “true Christians.”

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                            • #119
                              Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                              Originally posted by falseprophets View Post
                              God created all animals for a purpose under heaven. To the OP and all the self-righteous Christians, violence is a sin.
                              That purpose is to be dominated and to be subdued by man just as God commands.

                              Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

                              Oh yeah, care to show us scripture saying that violence in sin?

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                              • #120
                                Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                                Do whatever it takes to kill them

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