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  • BanCruelty
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    • Jun 2013
    • 2

    #91
    Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

    Are you people real or a parody on Christianity. Charles Haddon Spurgeon spoke a great word on animal cruelty, titled, " A Word for Brutes Against Brutes". It is a must read given the pathetic lack of attention to this topic by modern day preachers.

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    • Bjorn Jensen
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2012
      • 2355

      #92
      Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

      Originally posted by BanCruelty View Post
      Are you people real or a parody on Christianity. Charles Haddon Spurgeon spoke a great word on animal cruelty, titled, " A Word for Brutes Against Brutes". It is a must read given the pathetic lack of attention to this topic by modern day preachers.
      Yes we are real, do i look fake to you?

      There is no such thing as animal cruelty, you can't be cruel to something that does not think or feel.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #93
        Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

        Originally posted by BanCruelty View Post
        Are you people real or a parody on Christianity. Charles Haddon Spurgeon spoke a great word on animal cruelty, titled, " A Word for Brutes Against Brutes". It is a must read given the pathetic lack of attention to this topic by modern day preachers.
        So, if there's such a thing as "animal cruelty," doesn't that mean there must be "animal compliments" and "animal opinions" and a whole range of "animal emotions?"

        Haven't you ever heard the expression "dumb animal?"

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • BanCruelty
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          • Jun 2013
          • 2

          #94
          Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

          Ya'll better pack light, it's gonna be warm where you are headed. I'm done here casting pearls before swine.

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          • Bjorn Jensen
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2012
            • 2355

            #95
            Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

            Originally posted by BanCruelty View Post
            Ya'll better pack light, it's gonna be warm where you are headed. I'm done here casting pearls before swine.
            According to which part of the Bible do you go to hell for torturing or drowning kittens? Things you go to hell for is things like homosexuality, disobedience to parents, working on sundays, divorce and not being a Christian.

            As for where I'm heading, yes it is indeed quite warm, my annual elephant hunt in the Central African Republic

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            • AverageJoe
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              • Jul 2013
              • 7

              #96
              Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

              Just give them away you monster!
              I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #97
                Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                Originally posted by AverageJoe View Post
                Just give them away you monster!
                I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...
                I thought hippies and reefer were supposed to be kind.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #98
                  Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                  Originally posted by AverageJoe View Post
                  Just give them away you monster!
                  I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...
                  Dear, we are to love our Brothers, but there's nothing in the LORD's Holy Bible that says anything about how to treat animals or insects or anything that lives. We're not Godless Jainists. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14079

                    #99
                    Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                    Originally posted by AverageJoe View Post
                    ...I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...
                    What kind of a rock do you live under? Just a small sample here: http://listverse.com/2008/04/02/8-at...e-of-religion/

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                    • AverageJoe
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                      • Jul 2013
                      • 7

                      #100
                      Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Dear, we are to love our Brothers, but there's nothing in the LORD's Holy Bible that says anything about how to treat animals or insects or anything that lives. We're not Godless Jainists. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

                      I don't care what the Bible says - You can't just kill innocent defenceless little kittens because a book says so!

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                      • Attila's Wife
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 1941

                        #101
                        Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                        I'm was surprised to see someone suggest burning, which is a French practice and therefore barbaric. Drowning or stoning is the way to go, but I'd be careful about getting your wives or children involved.

                        I was told that at the point of death, cats and kittens release their inner Daemon which immediately looks for a new home. The person who kills them is obviously the closest at that time and so in the greatest danger.

                        Now an adult man is strong enough to resist, but women are notoriously weak and even male children may not yet have the experience to repel the Creature.

                        I used to get the maid or the Filipino houseboy to do it. After all, you can always hire new help.

                        Blessings to you all.
                        2 Timothy 3:16

                        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                        • AverageJoe
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                          • Jul 2013
                          • 7

                          #102
                          Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          What kind of a rock do you live under? Just a small sample here: http://listverse.com/2008/04/02/8-at...e-of-religion/
                          I suppose it was a bit of a caricatured view. I was thinking more along the lines of Flanders from The Simpsons...

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #103
                            Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                            Originally posted by AverageJoe View Post
                            I don't care what the Bible says...
                            You should (even if you don't believe it to be true). It is, unarguably, the most influential book ever written, in any language.

                            Have you read it yet? You can get one free from most churches (try to get a King James version, it's the least soporific, IMO), or for as little as $5 at Wal-Mart, or you could read it online here.

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                            • AverageJoe
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                              • Jul 2013
                              • 7

                              #104
                              Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              You should (even if you don't believe it to be true). It is, unarguably, the most influential book ever written, in any language.

                              Have you read it yet? You can get one free from most churches (try to get a King James version, it's the least soporific, IMO), or for as little as $5 at Wal-Mart, or you could read it online here.
                              Thanks but I can't see the point of reading it. I get the gist though

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14079

                                #105
                                Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

                                Originally posted by AverageJoe View Post
                                Thanks but I can't see the point of reading it...
                                Only that you can't hope to have an informed discussion of its contents or impact in your present state of ignorance.

                                How would you feel about someone dissing your favourite movie IF THEY'D NEVER SEEN IT? Would you have ANY respect for their opinion? Or would you just tell the hypocrite to shut the f*** up, and ignore everything they said about anything at all?

                                Why should you be treated any differently?

                                There are 66 books in the Bible. Read two a day (couple of hours, maybe), and you'll be done in a little over a month. You'll then be better informed about the Bible than most so-called Christians (seriously, just ask them; most haven't read it, just a few bits and pieces as part of a "Bible study" thing).

                                You'll be amazed at what you didn't know before.

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