[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan!

so i guess cars computers palnes ETC are evil to. I use all this stuff all the time

What do they have to with microwave ovens?

Do you cook with your car?

[agoodpedestrian]

Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan!

thats not wat i meant. What are you gunna call evil next. Thats what was the point.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan!

thats not wat i meant. What are you gunna call evil next. Thats what was the point.

We call evil when we see evil. Why is that unreasonable? Do you want us to open our doors to Union Members so they can rape our daughters for their satanic rituals? Sane people draw lines between what is good and what is bad all the time.

[agoodpedestrian]

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but seriously theirs nothing evil about a micro wave. Its not but its just. Im trying to be calm some things you think are evil I just dont think are. Whats wrong with me having my opinon. I mean i play call of duty MW3 And blackops. is their something wrong with that?

[Brother_Percy]

Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan!

Whats wrong with me having my opinon?

There is NOTHING wrong with that, friend. As long as you remember that is ALL it is - An OPINION.

However, the rest of us here like to deal in FACTS, NOT opinions.

It is a FACT that many people have put small animals inside Microwave Ovens, just to watch them die. It is a FACT that some have even put human babies inside them, to inflict pain and death upon innocents.

I could go on with 100s of cases of why these machines are pure evil, and from the Devil, but what FACTS have YOU given us to show they arent? NONE! Because, as you just admitted, you ONLY deal in OPINIONS, buddy.


Case and point. END. OF. DEBATE.


Enjoy Hell, moron.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I mean i play call of duty MW3 And blackops. is their something wrong with that?

Yes. Those a jap-designed video games that are designed to turn you queer.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan!

I've always considered them evil for their promotion of laziness in women. Sit around all day eating candy and watching soaps and slap something into the microwave when she hears her husbands vehicle pull into the driveway? How much lazier can you get?

I didn't realize they were THIS evil though. Thank you for the heads up!

[Jackson Do Good]

Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan!

There is NOTHING wrong with that, friend. As long as you remember that is ALL it is - An OPINION.

However, the rest of us here like to deal in FACTS, NOT opinions.

It is a FACT that many people have put small animals inside Microwave Ovens, just to watch them die. It is a FACT that some have even put human babies inside them, to inflict pain and death upon innocents.

I could go on with 100s of cases of why these machines are pure evil, and from the Devil, but what FACTS have YOU given us to show they arent? NONE! Because, as you just admitted, you ONLY deal in OPINIONS, buddy.

Brother Percy,

This may just be one man's opinion, but I would like to put in my two cents...

While I do know of some atrocious stories posted online, of people putting animals and infants in microwaves for the sole point of suffering, does this mean that the machine, an inanimate object, is the culprit?

It is just my opinion to say no. It is an object, not alive and unbreathing. The people who have done so, on the other hand, are thinking individuals that actually have DONE these things, using a tool (the microwave).

Should we not turn our attention to those utilizing these tools in a hurtful and hateful manner?

Regards,
Jackson Do Good

[agoodpedestrian]

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so that makes the person evil a microwave has no mind it cant say dont do that

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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so that makes the person evil a microwave has no mind it cant say dont do that

Where did anyone claim that a microwave oven can think?

Go troll the papists. They're dumb enough to bite.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan!

While I do know of some atrocious stories posted online, of people putting animals and infants in microwaves for the sole point of suffering, does this mean that the machine, an inanimate object, is the culprit?

Think of it this way, friend: If these "The Microwave Oven" things didn't exist, people wouldn't be able to put animals and infants inside them, and burn them to death.

Therefore, when we take "The Microwave Oven" Factor out of the equation, we have safe and un-burned-to-death animals and infants.

Think of it this was -

Microwave Oven = Dead animals and infants
NO Microwave Oven = Safe alive un-Microwaved animals and infants

So we can safely say that the common deniminator here for dead animals and infants is "The Microwave Oven", because if it didn't exist, these microwaved-murders would have never taken place, therefore "The Microwave Oven" is RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE MURDERS!

Case and Point, buddy.

END OF DEBATE!

[ObviouslyConfused]

Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan!

Your point is rather idiotic, in fact, Brother Percy. To say that, is to say that a plastic bag, designed to carry groceries, is responsible to the deaths it has caused in the hands of murderous individuals. Those that have been killed in a microwave, would have been killed in another way, had the microwave not been invented. Those that wish to do harm unto others, will always find a way to do harm. The bow and arrow, originally something intended to be used to hunt animals for food, became a weapon of war. TNT, made so that man could build tunnels faster, became a weapon of war. That thread used to make your clothes, became a weapon when a man came up with the idea of the garotte. These are just objects, with with MAN has decided to make use of for their murderous intentions. Guns don't kill people on their own, it has to have the trigger pulled by a MAN. A microwave doesn't swallow babies and small animals of its own accord, a person puts said living being inside of it, then proceeds to push the buttons for it to engage.
The mind thinks as it will, and finds ways to act out these thoughts, no matter what is available. No tools of any sort with with to kill? They use their hands and feet. It's called logic, and it works both ways, unfortunately.

[Thomas Dalton]

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Well, sir, I'm disappointed in you. Your illogical leaps from something as useful as a gun to something without a purpose like a microwave oven. I mean, the manufacturers are even honest and open about the fact that the oven uses radiation to cook your food.

Why is radiation in Tsernobyl so bad, and in your kitchen it would be harmless?
How stupid do they believe us to be?

[andyrobert_smith]

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Well I am very new to all this and am trying very hard to follow the One true path. I have thrown out my microwave and will tell my wife to cook properly for me from now on, what other kitchen appliances should I beware of?

[Bill R. Briscoe]

Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan!

Just further proof that the Microwave Oven (and cell phone) is a tool used by Gothics, Satanists and Democrats to conjure beings of utter demonic terror.

Acts 19:19-20
19Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. 20 So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed.



I'm curious as to whether I should burn my microwave as I would a book of necromancy, or merely try to destroy it and the demons that dwell within. I'm at somewhat of an impasse.