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  • kikirnw

    #76
    Re: just curious

    I have never married but sense there is no one who would be willing to answer any question i have without riducle then i'll go now. Don't worry you won't have to hear from me again.Good bye.

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    • Warrior in Christ
      "Stumpy"
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2007
      • 430

      #77
      Re: just curious

      Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
      I have never married but sense there is no one who would be willing to answer any question i have without riducle then i'll go now. Don't worry you won't have to hear from me again.Good bye.
      Have it your way fornicator, also, enjoy your time on Earth because hell sure won't be as comfortable.

      God Bless
      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #78
        Re: just curious

        Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
        I have never married but sense there is no one who would be willing to answer any question i have without riducle then i'll go now. Don't worry you won't have to hear from me again.Good bye.
        You honestly expect a pastor to answer questions about electronic devices that you want to insert in your cooter? Don't you think that putting things in there has already caused you enough trouble? Good girls don't do that before Jesus marries them.

        You should be asking me how to repair your reputation of being a harlot and a pervert with Jesus. THAT I can help you with.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • kikirnw

          #79
          Re: just curious

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          You honestly expect a pastor to answer questions about electronic devices that you want to insert in your cooter? Don't you think that putting things in there has already caused you enough trouble? Good girls don't do that before Jesus marries them.

          You should be asking me how to repair your reputation of being a harlot and a pervert with Jesus. THAT I can help you with.
          No, I only meant to ask if it was in the bible,that is all and i can not ask to be saved or to have my reputation repaired just yet. I'm an all or nothing girl; if i can't beleive in all the bible than your faith is not for me, whitch is why i am asking questions,so i can better understand what is in the bible.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #80
            Re: just curious

            Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
            No, I only meant to ask if it was in the bible,that is all and i can not ask to be saved or to have my reputation repaired just yet. I'm an all or nothing girl; if i can't beleive in all the bible than your faith is not for me, whitch is why i am asking questions,so i can better understand what is in the bible.
            Well, I can share this verse with you to get you started.

            God doesn't love everybody:
            Proverbs 6
            [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
            [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
            [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
            [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


            He isn't too fond of wanton harlots and whoredoms either. You need to repent and stop fornicationd with every Tom, Dick and Mary that comes along. For starters.

            If you want to understand the Bible, then READ ONE!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #81
              Re: just curious

              Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
              Sorry that was a typing error, i meant "bobs" (battery operated boyfriend) in others words a vibaritor. I am not a foreigner,retard of boy, i'm a woman. Who does not mean to offend,just curious is all.
              Your lady parts are there to receive the wedding tackle of a Godly husband to produce more soldiers for Jesus. All else is whoredom:

              Ezekiel 16:17: Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,

              Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
              I have never married but sense there is no one who would be willing to answer any question i have without riducle then i'll go now. Don't worry you won't have to hear from me again.Good bye.
              While you're roasting in hell, don't say we didn't try to warn you.

              Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
              No, I only meant to ask if it was in the bible,that is all and i can not ask to be saved or to have my reputation repaired just yet. I'm an all or nothing girl; if i can't beleive in all the bible than your faith is not for me, whitch is why i am asking questions,so i can better understand what is in the bible.
              I thought you said we wouldn't have to hear from you again, and yet we did. To your sins, you can add lying, and all liars will burn in hell:

              Rev. 21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

              You have a lot of repenting to do, missy. Then again, you do well to say that you have to believe in all of the Bible:

              Luke 4:4: And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.

              Note that Our Lord said, "every word," not "only the words that we like," as fluffy-bunny liberal "Christians" would have you believe.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • kikirnw

                #82
                Re: just curious

                Well I know I said you wouldn't be hearing from me again but i've changed my mind. After reading your rules for woman..yeah i'd have to say that this is not for me. Your rules and beilfs on what a womans role is is barbaric and I am sorry to say insane. Without woman, there would be no man. Plain and simple,and without woman who would fetch your beers? Lets see there was something else i wanted to say......oh yeah if your godly men than why are you going to strip clubs and getting lap dances from the same woman your calling whores?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #83
                  Re: just curious

                  Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                  Well I know I said you wouldn't be hearing from me again but i've changed my mind. After reading your rules for woman..yeah i'd have to say that this is not for me. Your rules and beilfs on what a womans role is is barbaric and I am sorry to say insane. Without woman, there would be no man. Plain and simple,and without woman who would fetch your beers? Lets see there was something else i wanted to say......oh yeah if your godly men than why are you going to strip clubs and getting lap dances from the same woman your calling whores?
                  No one said anything about "without women" you hare-brain. What do you think we are, a bunch of homers?

                  Your argument is with God, not us. We follow the Holy Bible to the letter. If God says women should shut up and bake pies, then so be it, and Praise His Holy Word. Amen.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • MoonFlower
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 522

                    #84
                    Re: just curious

                    Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                    Without woman, there would be no man.
                    Actually, I think it's God that made women, so technically....you're wrong there. Without the Christian God there would be no men OR women.

                    I hope I get brownie points for this one...

                    Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                    ...if your godly men than why are you going to strip clubs and getting lap dances from the same woman your calling whores?
                    They go on missions where they try to save these "whores". It's necessary for them to attend these torturous events.

                    Moon
                    You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                    • kikirnw

                      #85
                      Re: just curious

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      No one said anything about "without women" you hare-brain. What do you think we are, a bunch of homers?

                      Your argument is with God, not us. We follow the Holy Bible to the letter. If God says women should shut up and bake pies, then so be it, and Praise His Holy Word. Amen.
                      Well, never said you were homers,just that if you respected women you would be asking their opinion, and ask them to bake pies instead of demanding them to shut up and cook. For that matter how do you know the bible is gods words, and i know your going to say because it says so but a man wrote the bible didn't he and men are known to lie. So who's to say that your really following gods words.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
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                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #86
                        Re: just curious

                        Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                        Well, never said you were homers,just that if you respected women you would be asking their opinion, and ask them to bake pies instead of demanding them to shut up and cook. For that matter how do you know the bible is gods words, and i know your going to say because it says so but a man wrote the bible didn't he and men are known to lie. So who's to say that your really following gods words.
                        It say it is God's word in The Bible friend. Now how else did it get there if God didn't write it. Let's look at this logically please.

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                        • kikirnw

                          #87
                          Re: just curious

                          Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                          Actually, I think it's God that made women, so technically....you're wrong there. Without the Christian God there would be no men OR women.
                          Moon,that maybe be but if their god didn't make women than there would be no other man.

                          {I hope I get brownie points for this one...
                          I thought the wiccan realigion didn't beleive in god or the devil?



                          They go on missions where they try to save these "whores". It's necessary for them to attend these torturous events.

                          Do they get lap dances on these missions to the strip clubs?

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932

                            #88
                            Re: just curious

                            Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                            For that matter how do you know the bible is gods words, and i know your going to say because it says so
                            Sister, if I wanted to know who really wrote the Bible wouldn't the best place to look be the Bible? When you're looking for a new recipie for your husband do you read the phone book?

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                            • kikirnw

                              #89
                              Re: just curious

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              It say it is God's word in The Bible friend. Now how else did it get there if God didn't write it. Let's look at this logically please.
                              Its said that the bible was written by men who was in the presence of god or the holy spirt. It does not say that it was written by himself does it? I am trying to look at it logically, if in fact it was written by man, and man is known to strech the truth, and fabricate to make something seem exciting to someone else than isn't possible that the bible is false?

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                              • kikirnw

                                #90
                                Re: just curious

                                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                Sister, if I wanted to know who really wrote the Bible wouldn't the best place to look be the Bible? When you're looking for a new recipie for your husband do you read the phone book?
                                I don't have a husband, and if i did he would have to be nice and ask me to cook for him not demand it.

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