[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'd stay away from the Russian girls.

They look sweet when they're young, but they get fat and sprout mustaches by the time they're 30.

[James Dewitt]

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I'd stay away from the Russian girls.

They look sweet when they're young, but they get fat and sprout mustaches by the time they're 30.

How sad, I am trying to expand my search globally. American women can be high maintenance. Any suggestions are gladly accepted. Swedish maybe?

[handmaiden]

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How sad, I am trying to expand my search globally. American women can be high maintenance. Any suggestions are gladly accepted. Swedish maybe?

Do you KNOW how liberal a country Sweden is?! Coincidentualy, do you know how high their suicide rate is?



You should consider an Italian girl. They're mouthy, but they know how to take a punch.


Informingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[BelieverInGod]

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How sad, I am trying to expand my search globally. American women can be high maintenance. Any suggestions are gladly accepted. Swedish maybe?

Perhaps you need to look deeper into the Bible belt? Louisiana, Mississippi, Kansas, or even Oklahoma?

[James Dewitt]

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Do you KNOW how liberal a country Sweden is?! Coincidentualy, do you know how high their suicide rate is?
You should consider an Italian girl. They're mouthy, but they know how to take a punch.


Informingly Yours,

Handmaiden

My soon to be ex-wife was a dago, no thanks. All of them are papist.

Perhaps you need to look deeper into the Bible belt? Louisiana, Mississippi, Kansas, or even Oklahoma?

Oklahoma and Kansas maybe, the other two I am not sure of . There is a strong possibility of a nigra in the wood pile, If ya know what I mean.

[MsPhoenixFire]

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God wants women to have children at a young age, why else would womens fertility start dropping at the age of 25?



I disagree, I'm almost 35 and am still as fertile as I was as a teen. In fact I just (sadly) miscarried my third pregnancy.

Just to inform I have two children, Only been pregnant three times, Third ended in miscarriage.

[Nobar King]

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God wants women to have children at a young age, why else would womens fertility start dropping at the age of 25?

I disagree, I'm almost 35 and am still as fertile as I was as a teen. In fact I just (sadly) miscarried my third pregnancy.

If you need a course on the difference between fertility and infertility, feel free to pm me in the evenings, preferably before 7:00.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm almost 35 and am still as fertile as I was as a teen.

In fact I just (sadly) miscarried my third pregnancy.

As Brother Nobar already pointed out your tiny stupid brain does not comprehend what fertility means. Fertility means that you actually get children. Failing to get children is not fertility.

You clearly did something to piss God off and you got punished for it. I would advice some serious soul searching to find the cause of this. It can not be too hard since it must have been some serious sins to get punished so severely.

[MsPhoenixFire]

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If you need a course on the difference between fertility and infertility, feel free to pm me in the evenings, preferably before 7:00.

If I needed to know what the difference was I sure would not ask a MAN. Besides, being fertile is to become pregnant, Infertile is NOT to become pregnant. Certainly a MAN knows NOTHING about what either one is about.
This post is for Cranky as well. I know a lot more than you dolts.

[Cranky Old Man]

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If I needed to know what the difference was I sure would not ask a MAN. Besides, being fertile is to become pregnant, Infertile is NOT to become pregnant. Certainly a MAN knows NOTHING about what either one is about. This post is for Cranky as well. I know a lot more than you dolts.

Please take a shovel, go outside and dig up a worm. Look at it. It is way smarter than you will ever be! Failing at getting children is the definition of being infertile. The sound you are hearing now is the worm you just dug up laughing at your stupidity.

You might want to read this: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

For those few people on the planet who disagree with me on that, you just proved my point!

[BelieverInGod]

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God wants women to have children at a young age, why else would womens fertility start dropping at the age of 25?



I disagree, I'm almost 35 and am still as fertile as I was as a teen. In fact I just (sadly) miscarried my third pregnancy.

Just to inform I have two children, Only been pregnant three times, Third ended in miscarriage.

Uh.... okay 1. I'm not a man, and 2 I didn't have my first until my 30's. There is no way that you are as fertile at 35 as you were at 17. Oh and miscarriages do count as a form of infertility, why else do infertility experts treat women who tend to have a lot of miscarriages?

You do realize it's not a switch right? I said fertility starts dropping at 25, not we all turn 25 and the switch is flipped. By 35 the odds of having a disabled child skyrockets, more proof that God wants us to have children when we are young.

[theonetheonlyme]

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Why else does she need time to "explore the world"? What else is she going to do with her time? Again, I don't have a daughter.




According to everything you've said, she was a lousy mother because she was 14. And it's PROPHET (another victim of secular education) unless you're making a profit off of Jesus.

God could of easily picked a 30 year old woman if that was his plan now couldn't he. If he wanted us to wait until 30 to have children, that's when we would become fertile. God wants women to have children at a young age, why else would womens fertility start dropping at the age of 25? All of this stuff about waiting to get pregnant is all propaganda put out there by big pharma so that you will then end up spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on fertility when you're in your 30's and desperate to have a baby.

exploring the world means learning. learning about dot particals ans the string theory. learning about poetry and history as well as art and molecular nanotechnology. its important to learn and grow as a person before women have a child. mary was a wise woman and had wisdom to pass on to jesus. girls fresh out of jr. high shouldnt be having children because they have no wisdome of the world to offer their children. oh and everyone makes mistakes so dont be judging my education because unlike the 14 yearolds that have children, i got the oppritunity to have one.

[theonetheonlyme]

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First. let me say that I'm sorry about your mom. I'm sure that she appreciate everything that you do for her.

I also think that it's great that your work doesn't drain you. When I was younger I wasn't as often drained as I am now. Youthful stamina is a blessing; enjoy while you can.

I'm going to disagree with you again that only a person earning money knows how to value it. Hardworking homemakers understand the value of money because they know how far it will go to meet their families' needs. You mentioned that you are going to school and then wrote "you would be suprised" (sic).

Well, yes, I am surprised. Someone at your school should take you in hand and teach you how to write more effectively. It's not just a missing letter here or there or even the completely incomprehensible refusal of your entire generation to properly capitialize the first person singular pronoun
. . . Okay, now I'm ranting. But based on the above quote and the bulk of that below, you need to learn to puncuate. That, plus learning to capitialize correctly, will make your writing so much easier to understand.




There is so much in the paragraph above that is not Biblical. The "wisdom of the world" means nothing to God and it's not likely to be of value in a Christian marriage. And if you want to get closer to God, every True Christian here will tell you the same thing -- read the Bible.

Read it. Love it . Live it. ALL of it.

That means refraining from sexual activity until you are married. If you are content to wait until you are 30, I am impressed. If it means means submitting to a man completely after a years of deciding things for yourself-- again-- I am impressed. Of course, impressing me means nothing. I could be dead by the time you reach 30. But the word of our Lord endureth forever and, trust me, He is MUCH harder to impress.

Exasperately Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s.I read some other posts of yours that came through after the ones I quoted before. Please, please, please learn to write. Your prose is killing me.

hahaha good point. i suppose a family on a budget does know the value of a dollar. i want rased on a budget. i was rased with maids and nannies and all i had do to was cram and study. i do read the bible and a lot of godly lit. i had to for a class and my grandmother read it to me as a child. she alwasy said that i had to be well educated because that was her dream when she came to this country. i'm a first generation american on my mother's side and my father was navajo, but he's gone now. honestly, i didnt know what to to after my mother got sick. i had to do what i could and all i could do is work with electronics. i suppose i learnd children arent a good thing to have at an early age because of the community i saw around my home. i appoligise for the way i write. writing was never my strength and i dont realy go over anything because i find myself doing 4 or 5 things at a time. i dont know how someone could take me by the hand and show me how to write, considering its not high school. i'm just happy i can write a paper when i have too why is god a "he"? i thought god as all and everything, so how could god have a gender?

[Levi Jones]

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hahaha good point. i suppose a family on a budget does know the value of a dollar. i want rased on a budget. i was rased with maids and nannies and all i had do to was cram and study.

It shows. It really does.
You have obviously done your parents proud. I know I would be proud of a child like you.

[Gargamel]

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With in the next week or two I will become single. I am looking for a fine Christian woman to wed.
A bit about myself
Age 39, Retired.
Race, caucasian
Sex, male, hetrosexural
Finances, you don't need to worry about it.I am loaded.
Religion True christian
Father two sons , 17 and 19
Residence , Freehold Ia.
Marital status soon to be divorced.

What I am looking for
Female, Christian
Age 17 to 30( 30 only if fertile)
Race, do you need to ask!
Hair color, Blond, redhead, brunets are OK too
eye color green, blue or brown
Ability to bake a pie, cook a meal and clean a home is required.
Oh I almost forgot Virgins only need apply. You will be required to have at least 6 boys in the next 8 years.

Post a picture of your self, along with proof of age and virginity. All pictures may not be returned.

If you are selected for further consideration you must supply a small vile of blood to be tested for STD, and the AID. YIC James Dewitt


P.S. all entries will have to pass a background check by the DoF.

Loo and behold that even men of utmost faith have committed sins of the flesh and hungers for more.
Had not the lord given you a fine wife of your own and granted she you not two healthy children, whom you raised in the name of the lord?
Shouldn't this be enough for a man of noble standards and highest faith?
You ask of a pure woman whom you can only offer lust and wickedness in return, and thou say that thou will become an unwed man in 7 to 14 days, could thou not provide for thy woman and if thy could why would she be leaving thou side or are thou leaving her side in search of flesh?
Not only are thou sinning but thou art also searching for a woman of teen age, ain't nothing sacred to you?