[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

He is a misguided soul with no actual life after all... Going to "The Corner" is pretty extreme. Like any other troll he will eventually just go away.

Thank you, Miss Maisie.
Although I don't disagree with you at all, wouldn't putting him with Clown be a little too much? I mean, only the worst of the worst deserve to be tortured by him.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Thank you, Miss Maisie.
Although I don't disagree with you at all, wouldn't putting him with Clown be a little too much? I mean, only the worst of the worst deserve to be tortured by him.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

<Blasphemy deleted>

I know that isn't the <blasphemy deleted>, but you'll just have to settle for what you can get, homer.

Now, get the f*ck out of here, loser

Not only UnGodly font, but those colors are an eyesore to say nothing of the very unChristian language. Do you want to go the the naughty corner for awhile, young man?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Ayep. I'll be a-waiting.

I'll be there to pound your sassy behind into mush at 5 O'clock!!! Don't even think about skipping town again to escape your thrashing, wench!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

You are such a pimply faced south side Ricardohead. Go find you a good Eyetalian girl with a mustache and marry her.

<Blasphemy deleted>

I know that isn't the <blasphemy deleted>, but you'll just have to settle for what you can get, homer.

Now, get the f*ck out of here, loser

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

<Idiotic yammering of pre-teen deleted>

Ayep. I'll be a-waiting.

Just be sure Sister Talitha no longer needs you to do any sewing.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

You are such a pimply faced south side Ricardohead. Go find you a good Eyetalian girl with a mustache and marry her.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Yeah, I thought so.

Get back to your sewing, little boy.

As a True Christian I tried to suppress my RAGE because I thought their might be hope for you. Your sass mouth, sadomasochist tendencies, and jealous attempts to come between myself and Tali is just unbecoming of a True Christian lady. And it would seem that you have no intention of ever dropping your tom boyish behavior. So, despite the patience and compassion of my True Christian nature, or perhaps because of, I am going to have to intervene on your behalf and hopefully SAVE you from the eventual bull dyke lesbianism that is the inevitable outcome of sassing a MAN of GOD.

You clearly insist on continuing to play with FIRE, so make no mistake...

YOU ARE GOING TO GET BURNED!!!

SINCE YOU HAVE NO FATHER!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO BE CALLING ME DADDY FROM NOW ON!!!!

AND AS YOUR DADDY I AM GOING TO SPANK YOU RAW WITH MY HUGE STICK!! AND I AM GOING TO SMACK YOU ACROSS THE CHEEKS WITH THE FFFFUUUULLLL AUTHORITY OF MY GOD GIVEN MANHOOD!!!! I AM GOING TO POUND YOUR CHEEKS UNTIL THEY ARE GLOWING RED!!! I AM GOING TO NAIL YOU SO HARD YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE IMPACT FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER!!!! I GOT TWO FISTS, AND THEY ARE BALLED, AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE FLAPPITY FLAPPING ACROSS YOUR CHEEKS!! THE FURY OF WHICH WILL BE SO FURIOUS THEY'LL BE A HUGE HULKING BLUR TO YOU.

I take it you'll be in the master bedroom of that stinky menstrual dive of yours? We'll don't go getting all scared at the last moment when I burst through your master doorway and lay you out across that king sized bed you no doubt have!!!

You better schedule some down time for tomorrow because you're going to be too sore to get up the next day!!!! I'll bring you a steak. You're going to need some MEAT for that eye!!!

WWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

...yeah? Really? REALLY?

You haven't got me angry enough. SO LUCKY FOR YOU YOU'RE SAFE!!!!

Yeah, I thought so.

Get back to your sewing, little boy.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Why yes, I am back. Do come over, but only if Sister Talitha has agreed that she has no more use for you.

...yeah? Really? REALLY?

You haven't got me angry enough. SO LUCKY FOR YOU YOU'RE SAFE!!!!

Will you all please leave this matter to me?
Vayhrrrrhhhhhggggg is not a retarded.
What he lacks in the mental ability department he makes up for with his youthful and energetic enthusiasm.
His ability to sew on Buttons is quite incredible.
Warhost sweetie, take no notice of the nasty people. You know It's only Talitha and Jesus that you can Love and depend on. I've got a nice new collar and Lead waiting for you when you get over here today with nice sparkly Diamonds just the way you like them

I wasn't planning on arriving til Friday, but if you want to try out that new prayer technique I'm game. But isn't it at all sinful praying like godless idol worshiping dot heads?

[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Will you all please leave this matter to me?
Vayhrrrrhhhhhggggg is not a retarded.

What he lacks in the mental ability department he makes up for with his youthful and energetic enthusiasm.

His ability to sew on Buttons is quite incredible.

Warhost sweetie, take no notice of the nasty people. You know It's only Talitha and Jesus that you can Love and depend on. I've got a nice new collar and Lead waiting for you when you get over here today with nice sparkly Diamonds just the way you like them

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I did a little asking around, EHM, and it seems that our dear Sister Talitha's limousine broke down when she was on a shopping trip in Des Moines, during the local Special Olympics. Gentle and loving woman that she is, Talitha has taken an interest in trying to Save retardeds.

As you no doubt know, retardeds are as they are because they are part demon. Sister Talitha is hoping that a good dose of her True Christian™ Lurve can force the demon from this Retarded, and make him into a normal teenage boy again.

Then, she can put him to work in one of her sweatshops fine ladieswear factories, until he has repaid her kindness.

Well I consider that fair game; which is a good thing considering the fact that if I had to see another post with more colors in it than a gay pride flag and bite my tongue about it I think I honestly would've snapped.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I did a little asking around, EHM, and it seems that our dear Sister Talitha's limousine broke down when she was on a shopping trip in Des Moines, during the local Special Olympics. Gentle and loving woman that she is, Talitha has taken an interest in trying to Save retardeds.

As you no doubt know, retardeds are as they are because they are part demon. Sister Talitha is hoping that a good dose of her True Christian™ Lurve can force the demon from this Retarded, and make him into a normal teenage boy again.

Then, she can put him to work in one of her sweatshops fine ladieswear factories, until he has repaid her kindness.


...

Why thank you Sister JennyD for the information. I was under the mistaken impression that he had arrived here during one of the "Gamer" invasions and that he had recently been let out of the Therapy Unit after attempts had been made to cure his delusions resulting from exposure to stray electrical fields.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'll be back up in Freehold Friday evening and I'll be at Tali's til Sunday evening. If you're not planning on fleeing to Oregon and want to settle this just let me know.

Why yes, I am back. Do come over, but only if Sister Talitha has agreed that she has no more use for you.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I did a little asking around, EHM, and it seems that our dear Sister Talitha's limousine broke down when she was on a shopping trip in Des Moines, during the local Special Olympics. Gentle and loving woman that she is, Talitha has taken an interest in trying to Save retardeds.

As you no doubt know, retardeds are as they are because they are part demon. Sister Talitha is hoping that a good dose of her True Christian™ Lurve can force the demon from this Retarded, and make him into a normal teenage boy again.

Then, she can put him to work in one of her sweatshops fine ladieswear factories, until he has repaid her kindness.

Jenny, this is really getting old. You run your mouth. I give you a warning out of True Christian compassion.



You continue to run your yappity trap. I notify you that I am going to come over to your dirty hotel and give you a good long hard bashing.



You flee town out of sheer terror of my wrath. I forgive you and agree not to harm you. Then you return, the danger now over, and start the cycle over again.



You really want it don't you? You are practically begging to get pounded. Are you some kind of sadomasochist, Jenny? Do you like pain? Do you really want to have two rosy red cheeks? Are you back in town yet?



I'll be back up in Freehold Friday evening and I'll be at Tali's til Sunday evening. If you're not planning on fleeing to Oregon and want to settle this just let me know.