[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

So then how is it that, for instance:
Two people, same disease.
One goes to hospital, is cured. Goes on living.
The other prays and gets everyone who is thus inclined to pray for them. This person dies.

Well???

That has never happened.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Hospitals are places where quacks steal money from gullible people. Pray to JESUS to get rid of your sins and your disease.

So then how is it that, for instance:
Two people, same disease.
One goes to hospital, is cured. Goes on living.
The other prays and gets everyone who is thus inclined to pray for them. This person dies.

Well???

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

And did you know that people have been charged with criminal neglect and given jail time because they refused to take a sick person to hospital, they would only attempt to 'pray the sickness out of them', the result being, of course, that the person died?

Hospitals are places where quacks steal money from gullible people. Pray to JESUS to get rid of your sins and your disease.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Icky, if sickness were natural we wouldn't need to pray to get rid of it. It's demons.

And did you know that people have been charged with criminal neglect and given jail time because they refused to take a sick person to hospital, they would only attempt to 'pray the sickness out of them', the result being, of course, that the person died?

[Ixi]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Meh, you don't need to pray to fight off sickness. Meditation can sometimes help build your strength you need to fight it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Sickness is totally natural. Bacteria is in the air, and a human breathes it in, it infects them. Its simple. White blood cells usually fight it off.

Icky, if sickness were natural we wouldn't need to pray to get rid of it. It's demons.

[Ixi]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Sickness is totally natural. Bacteria is in the air, and a human breathes it in, it infects them. Its simple. White blood cells usually fight it off.

[Enobarbus]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Sickness is natural!

Rubbish. Of course it's not natural. If sickness is natural then it would be natural to be deformed or mishapen or crippled. Not so. Sickness is God's punishment for mans' sins. If a True Christian™ is sick it may be a way of God testing their faith, or because they too, have backslidden into sin.

[Ixi]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Sickness is natural!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Is that why Jesus sustained multiple skin lacerations and days of starvation? And he's the biggest christian I know!

No, that was because of the filthy JOOS.

And I do know a die-hard christian like you. She gets sick all the time. A matter of fact, she had mono not to long ago.

Mono is GOD's punishment for putting your mouth where it doesn't belong. She isn't a real Christian.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Is that why Jesus sustained multiple skin lacerations and days of starvation? And he's the biggest christian I know!

Yes. He died for our sins, so we wouldn't have to.

And I do know a die-hard christian like you. She gets sick all the time. A matter of fact, she had mono not to long ago.

Hmm. Are you sure she isn't some kind of False Christian?

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Only false Christians get sick, not True Christians(tm). Cancer, heart attacks, etc. are ways God punishes those who do not follow His Word exactly.

Is that why Jesus sustained multiple skin lacerations and days of starvation? And he's the biggest christian I know! And I do know a die-hard christian like you. She gets sick all the time. A matter of fact, she had mono not to long ago.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

...and there it is: "if I can't have you, Vinnie, no-one will".

Rach, you gotta get some help..... or at least get your mind out of my crotch cuz your delusions are crampin' my jewels, and Vinnie don't like to get all sweaty down there - not on account of some crazy broad astral travellin' her way into his boxers anyhow.

Oh stop being silly, Vinnie. Getting you neutered wouldn't stop you from 'doing the deed' so to speak, only from spreading your seed! Isn't that what you want anyway?

And rest assured, if I were astral travelling anywhere, the destination would most certainly not be your disease ridden boxers! Yeuuchhhh!!!

You know, I think you may be suffering from a case of unrequited love....Mrs Rogers never did return your affection, did she? So now you project that onto everyone else. Sad, really.

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

You need to lay off the wacky tabaccy, schlong boy. You're imagining things again. By all means spend more time with Alotta....just please get neutered before you do!

...and there it is: "if I can't have you, Vinnie, no-one will".

Rach, you gotta get some help..... or at least get your mind out of my crotch cuz your delusions are crampin' my jewels, and Vinnie don't like to get all sweaty down there - not on account of some crazy broad astral travellin' her way into his boxers anyhow.

[Enobarbus]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Why do you care about our names? I like my name and she is ok with hers.

Who is ok with hers? Hellion? If that's the case, why does she keep on making up new ones? She must have made up about five or six now. Perhaps she is thinking of getting herself banned and then switching to them. But the light of Jesus has shone through her deceptions and the other names won't work so well.