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  • WorldWideGodmockingWhore
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Nov 2013
    • 70

    #16
    Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

    Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
    Not true. Adam existed just fine by himself before Eve was created (Gen 2:15-25).
    I mean humankind can't exist just with men, with no women men can't reproduce. Seriously, you have a big problem understanding people

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    • John Creeser
      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 7248

      #17
      Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

      Originally posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore View Post
      I mean humankind can't exist just with men, with no women men can't reproduce. Seriously, you have a big problem understanding people
      OK look, it's true, women do have their purpose; propagate male soldiers for Christ, clean up after them, feed them and submit to their husbands will (1 Corinthians 11:9, Colossians 3:18).

      My wife is perfectly happy, well except when she has to stay out back in her menstra-hut for 7 or so days (Leviticus 15:19-30). But there is NO way she's staying in the house during her "unclean" time (which I've asked her stop, nothing gets done around the house - it's very inconvenient for me and the boys).
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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      • WorldWideGodmockingWhore
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Nov 2013
        • 70

        #18
        Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
        OK look, it's true, women do have their purpose; propagate male soldiers for Christ, clean up after them, feed them and submit to their husbands will (1 Corinthians 11:9, Colossians 3:18).
        Why? You can't feed or clean yourselves? Were men created as stupid creatures and women came to save them? That could be the reason, you're too stupid to take care of yourself, now I understand the problem, hahaha

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12966

          #19
          Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

          Originally posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore View Post
          Why? You can't feed or clean yourselves? Were men created as stupid creatures and women came to save them? That could be the reason, you're too stupid to take care of yourself, now I understand the problem, hahaha
          No, sweetie. Your ignorance just shows how flawed and stupid we women are. Thanks for reminding me that.

          God created men in His Holy image:

          Genesis 1:26-27

          26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

          27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him;

          You don't expect God to cook and clean for Himself, do you? Well, you cannot expect that from Godly men, either. That's why God created us feeble minded females:

          Genesis 2:18 And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him

          The sole reason of our existence is to submit to our husbands:

          Ephesians 5:22-24

          22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
          23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
          24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

          Our only way to salvation is to produce as many True Christian™ offspring as possible:

          1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Jack Rankan
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2013
            • 144

            #20
            Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

            Originally posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore View Post
            What's the problem with having a girl? Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all? A man who have a daughter must kill her? He must be ashamed and hide his baby from the world? You're very wrong, I don't know what do you have against women, but you need to stop it
            I hope you are joking... I really do, how can you be so cruel? Here I am, looking for at least some support, which my brothers and sisters in Christ have provided me, and here you are, mocking me? You are a heartless beast, thats what you are...
            1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
            Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
            Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #21
              Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

              Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
              I hope you are joking... I really do, how can you be so cruel? Here I am, looking for at least some support, which my brothers and sisters in Christ have provided me, and here you are, mocking me? You are a heartless beast, thats what you are...
              Mr. Rankan, the loathing these God mocking whores have for Jesus and His followers is almost too much for the decent American to bear. I am so sorry you've had to endure such persecution when you only came for a tiny bit of hope in a world led by Darkness. I am happy to see you take this opportunity to put such a wicked person to shame through your closeness with (1 Peter 3:16).

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Jack Rankan
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2013
                • 144

                #22
                Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Mr. Rankan, the loathing these God mocking whores have for Jesus and His followers is almost too much for the decent American to bear. I am so sorry you've had to endure such persecution when you only came for a tiny bit of hope in a world led by Darkness. I am happy to see you take this opportunity to put such a wicked person to shame through your closeness with (1 Peter 3:16).

                Thank you. At least I am at comfort knowing that that cruel person will get what he's comming Deuteronomy 30:7 And the Lord thy God will put all these curses upon thine enemies, and on them that hate thee, which persecuted thee.
                1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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                • WWJDnow
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 6312

                  #23
                  Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

                  Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
                  My wife just popped another girls a day ago....
                  You seem like a good Christian, so please forgive me for providing a reminder of something you doubtless already know, but it is important that you put your wife away for the full 14 days, rather than the 7 days of isolation she would have undergone had she borne a man child. You'll also need to keep her out of church for the full 66 days (versus the 33 for mothers of boys). Many Christians forget that their wives are unclean after childbirth, and that Leviticus 12:1-5 tells us how to handle the purification of women giving birth to boys and girls.
                  The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #24
                    Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

                    Originally posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore View Post
                    Fine, I prefer to burn in Hell before being in Heaven surrounded of abusive, violent, ignorant and fool "Christians". You're nobody, just a bunch of sick extremists who pretend to destroy the world. Do you know that without women men can't exist? Women and men can't exist without each other and you know it, the problem is that you're to blind to know that
                    Let me guess....You are in your unclean time, right?


                    Leviticus 15:19-20 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
                    Women become even more addle-brained than usual during their unclean time.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Jack Rankan
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2013
                      • 144

                      #25
                      Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

                      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                      You seem like a good Christian, so please forgive me for providing a reminder of something you doubtless already know, but it is important that you put your wife away for the full 14 days, rather than the 7 days of isolation she would have undergone had she borne a man child. You'll also need to keep her out of church for the full 66 days (versus the 33 for mothers of boys). Many Christians forget that their wives are unclean after childbirth, and that Leviticus 12:1-5 tells us how to handle the purification of women giving birth to boys and girls.
                      Oh! Thank you for reminding me, I almost did a terrible mistake allowing her to go to church!
                      1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                      Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                      Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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                      • GayLudde93
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged queer eskimo
                        • Nov 2013
                        • 13

                        #26
                        Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        I expect Heaven to be like that. Being amongst fellow Christian men and watching billions of annoying women burn in Hell for all eternity.
                        That sounds really gay bro

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                        • Pastor Ed Lowman
                          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                          Always kind and loving
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 1838

                          #27
                          Re: Looking for husband for my daughter

                          Originally posted by GayLudde93 View Post
                          That sounds really gay bro
                          Well, what do you suggest? That we be surrounded by naggers and be told to clean the garage for all eternity???

                          Proverbs 21:19 It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.

                          Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.




                          Pastor Ed

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