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  • santaworshipper
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2008
    • 19

    #16
    Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

    not all marijuana users are hippies, in fact most of them are not hippies. Stop stereotyping people. Also marijuana is good for medical purposes and its saving lives. No one has ever died from marijuana

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    • Mister Brasil
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 518

      #17
      Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

      Originally posted by satanworshipper View Post
      No one has ever died from marijuana
      Sadly, I can correct that misinformation.

      My upstairs neighbor began seeing some doctor, an "unctologist," after developing difficulty swallowing. This physician, a self-proclaimed Hippocrite, started my friend on a series of drugs that left him nauseated and fatigued. The internet sites of drug dealers like you sold him on the idea that reefer rock would relieve his nausea and pain, and nothing I said could convince him otherwise.

      That was in September of 2007. He was dead before Thanksgiving, a victim of his addiction. He stopped eating and simply wasted away, and all of the vampiric transfusions that his white-coated demon prescribed couldn't sate the hunger that filled my friend's soul after he discovered that Devil Dust. They say he died of esophogeal cancer; I know that he died of the munchies.
      Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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      • santaworshipper
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2008
        • 19

        #18
        Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

        I don't know what more rediculous you thinking that a medical profession lied to you about your neibours death or the fact that you are calling me a drug dealer. And please don't call marijuana devil dust, marijuana comes from a naturaly made plant so if you believe in god then god created it for us not the devil.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22888

          #19
          Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

          Originally posted by satanworshipper View Post
          [..]. And please don't call marijuana devil dust, marijuana comes from a naturaly made plant so if you believe in god then god created it for us not the devil.
          much in the way that heroin cocaine, oxalic acid and prussic acid are derived from nice, natural plants.

          Look son, God places things on earth for our use - He not only gave is free will, but He gave us common sense (although, in your case, you were in the bathroom when it was handed out.)

          He gave us rocks but we don't go around hitting ourselves on the head with them do we?

          There is a proper use for everything.
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          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Mister Brasil
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 518

            #20
            Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

            Originally posted by satanworshipper View Post
            I don't know what more rediculous you thinking that a medical profession lied to you about your neibours death or the fact that you are calling me a drug dealer.
            Yeah? Well, I lost a good friend. You might not, but I know which is more ridiculous.

            And please don't call marijuana devil dust, marijuana comes from a naturaly made plant so if you believe in god then god created it for us not the devil.
            You hippies think that everything that grows from the earth is good. Belladonna? Sure, shove it down my baby's craw, shove it up my grandma's ass. Foxglove? Awesome, drop my grandpa's pulse to 66.6, until he thinks he sees halos around each witchdoctor that blights his bedside. Pig hormones? Hallelulujah, send my diabetic son into a coma from which he'll never awaken.

            There's only one cure to suffering, and it's synthetic, man-made. The Bible, each word lovingly printed by machines onto processed cellulose in factories around the world, a miracle of Man's dominion over nature, lysergic acid-free pigments bound by nylon to nagahyde covers.

            Cut off your thumbs and wallow in the mud. Do you think I care? Peck like a lab rat at your coca button. Refine your precious Chinese herbs until your teeth fall out. I really don't care. I get high on Christ. I get high on my Christmas eggnog (lay on the nutmeg!) I get high on my wife's turkey. You can keep your nitrogenous tryptophan, you can grow your witchy willows, your streptokinase hemolytics-- I'll take an aspirin when I have a headache, thank you, and when, God-forbid, I have a stroke, I'll let the good doctors at Landover General treat me as they see fit.
            Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #21
              Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

              Originally posted by santaworshipper View Post
              I don't know what more rediculous.
              Maybe you could find a more ridiculous way to spell it?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #22
                Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

                Originally posted by santaworshipper View Post
                marijuana comes from a naturaly made plant so if you believe in god then god created it for us not the devil.
                Did God create poison oak and poison ivy for us, as well?

                Did He create tape worms and mosquitoes for us?

                Since you know the mind of the Creator so well, please explain to me how He intended us to make use of all these wondrous creations He designed just for our use.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Ebenezer Wright
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1021

                  #23
                  Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Did God create poison oak and poison ivy for us, as well?

                  Did He create tape worms and mosquitoes for us?

                  Since you know the mind of the Creator so well, please explain to me how He intended us to make use of all these wondrous creations He designed just for our use.
                  Besides all the facts before this post, Marijuana causes memory loss, uncontrollable munchies/obesity, and social anxiety. Why would God want you partaking in any of that?
                  Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                  Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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