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  • #1

    Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

    Just in on cnn.com
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    http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/30/frank.marijuana/index.html?iref=24hours
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    Legislators aim to snuff out penalties for pot use

    If HR 5843 were passed, the House would support marijuana smokers possessing up to 100 grams -- about 3½ ounces -- of cannabis without being arrested. It would also give its blessing to the "nonprofit transfer" of up to an ounce of marijuana.
    This would mean the hippies and tree-huggers would be able to carry a 3 ounce sack of devils hair around with no punishment. This CANNOT go through. I do not want my children growing up in a society of dirty stinkin hippys!
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
    Tags: dirty stinky hippies
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    Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

    Is that the star wars chewbacca in the picture and what's he doing to the fat one? Dear Lord save us from the hippies!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #3
      Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

      Oh yes, Brother Wright! What a great idea to use the Power of Prayer to rid our country of the hippie menace. A bar of soap and a hose with some good strong water pressure could also be beneficial.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • #4
        Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

        I once had that pleasure using a firehose. I volunteered to be a cop for this event:
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        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #5
          Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

          Not enough can be said about the hippy threat. Fortunately, they mark their houses, so you know who to stay away from (as if you couldn't smell that, already):

          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

            I am praying right now that Barney Frank catches the clap and dies. If this goes through, the next thing you know the damn hippies will be allowed to vote.

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            • #7
              Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

              If marijuana is legalized like this, I honestly expect murder, rape, and general crime rates to skyrocket. There is no telling what a reefer addict will do while in the grips of the resulting psychosis!
              A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

              Psalm 139:19-20
              Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
              For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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              • #8
                Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

                That last thing this country needs is a bunch of extremist who go around listening to voices from people nobody can see. I do not want to oddly dressed freak to come knocking at my door at dinner time trying to convert me to their ways because some magical book they have told them to do it. There is nothing worse than some closed minded bigot who goes around judging every thing by their personal fantasies and demanding the rest of the world go along with their ridiculous game.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • #9
                  Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

                  JESUS H. Christ! Is that what having the munchies does to you? (the fat one). Disgusting.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    JESUS H. Christ! Is that what having the munchies does to you? (the fat one). Disgusting.
                    I'm pretty sure that's a photograph of an actual hippie drug orgy. The configuration of dirty feet stuffed into sandals, obese bellies and long greasy hair makes even Jesus vomit.

                    I hope this will move and inspire folks to send in a Love Offering to Landover Baptist Church today. We are the only line of defense left in the battle to exterminate convert the hippie menace. Click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page RIGHT NOW! Support Christ's efforts TODAY!!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

                      HAIL SATAN
                      САТАНА ГРАДА
                      SATAN DE GRÊLE
                      HAGEL-TEUFEL
                      GRANIZO SATÃ
                      SATÁN DE SALUDO

                      TITS OR GTFO

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                      • #12
                        Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

                        Hey, death mocker, what do you think Satan's plans are for you, now? Also, I'm sure there is room for you in GTMO.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

                          Originally posted by Смерть View Post
                          HAIL SATAN
                          САТАНА ГРАДА
                          SATAN DE GRÊLE
                          HAGEL-TEUFEL
                          GRANIZO SATÃ
                          SATÁN DE SALUDO

                          TITS OR GTFO
                          As a fluent speaker of several languages, I was most amused by your post. In most cases, your "hail" is the word for icy precipitation. For example, the French reads "Satan of freezing rain" and the word for icy rain is the same in your German, your Russian and your Serbian. The Spanish reads "Satan of Hello". You may think you are a cunning linguist, but you are not.
                          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                          • #14
                            Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

                            p'wned!
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

                              Looks to me as if he were deceived by satan! Praise! He should be looking in the Bible not some fancy foreign dictionary!
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