[Esther B.]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Any news or photos yet? I'm waiting to hear from the dear Sister Cookie!

As am I, sister.

If it isn't too much to ask, Mr. Machine, I (and I'm sure several others) would like to see some pictures of Mistress Cookie, just so we can see if she's ok and enjoying her spiritual journey through God's Favorite Country.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Why on Earth wouldn't she be OK? Oh my goodness. You people need to refer to the Bible and familiarize yourselves with what the Lord thinks of folks who have little faith.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Brother Faith Machine, we have plenty of faith; my husband is a pastor, and I am a proper Christian woman. I'd just love to hear directly on her account from her; I greatly love the dear old lady.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I feel certain you will hear from dear Miss Cookie very soon.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

That's what you told us a few weeks ago.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Weeks, you say? My, my, my, how the time flies when you're doing what you love: Spreading the Good News of Jesus Christ!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Weeks, you say? My, my, my, how the time flies when you're doing what you love: Spreading the Good News of Jesus Christ!

Let's all take a deep breath and consider the facts involved in the Mistress Cookie's "disappearance".

First of all, both Faith_Machine and Mistress Cookie are True Chrisitans™. We know this requires a life of high moral standing and a walk with Jesus.

Second, I am confident that Brother Machine made certain both he and Mistress Cookie attended, and intend to continue attending, a fundamentalist Baptist church each Sunday, no matter where they happen to be traveling at the time. At these services, sin is the central topic. There are always long discussions of how Jesus died on the cross to forgive our sins. This, even though the chance is small there has been any sin between Brother Machine and Sister Cookie.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Thank you, Mayor Joe Hold! You are correct, but our churching has not been limited to just Sundays. My philosophy, when on the road, has always been "A Bible fellowship a day keeps the Devil away."

Of course, there are bound to be a few bumps along the way.

Why, last Wednesday, we accidentally wound up fellowshipping with a bunch of Pentecostals. I didn't realize it until they brought the snakes out, but you'd better believe I got us the heck out of there!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Snakes!?! Oh dear Lord, please bring them to You!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Hmmm Mr Machine. I will believe you when I personally hear from Mistress Cookie, and not until then.

[Des]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I'll be a bit perturbed if my duffel is mildewed. Just saying.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

So this is what it's come to? Christians doubting Christians?

I feel I've been very patient with all of you, but even my patience has its limits.

[Des]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

So this is what it's come to? Christians doubting Christians?

I feel I've been very patient with all of you, but even my patience has its limits.

Calm down, Brother, everything will be fine.

I'll buy another duffel.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I'm sorry Des, you're right. Just because some people might not be living up to my idea of having faith, that's no excuse for me to get hot under the collar.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I feel certain you will hear from dear Miss Cookie very soon.

When is very soon? Christmas next year?