[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

you're going to have one heck of a time laying your hands on my property. Heck, I'd like to see you try.

Do you really think that will bother them?
2 Samuel 22:3 The God of my rock; in him will I trust: he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation, my high tower, and my refuge, my saviour; thou savest me from violence.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

update: POLLY reminded me again the 14-day started running last Monday so that's6 days counting today sorry it was in the church bulletin board that counts as public notice

Possessions of Brother F. and Miss C. sold at auction on Day 15 (Wed?)

No, day 15 would be Tuesday, you poor dumb woman. Take your shoes off and use your toes to count if you have to. Just do it in private. No one else wants to see your manky feet.

[Granny June]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

No, day 15 would be Tuesday...use your toes to count if you have to. Just do it in private...

PUBLIC NOTICE special for brother J. "That's uncalled for" come volunteering to run office adding machine would be the solution not ad-humus attacks.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

A "humus ad" would be

or maybe you mean "hummus"?

But I'm not attacking either

[Granny June]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

Obviously, i meant ad-hummable attacks. look it up

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Yeah, that's one of those logical fallacies. Something liberals and atheists engage in all the time when they realize they can't debate us on the facts.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

PUBLIC NOTICE special for brother J. "That's uncalled for" come volunteering to run office adding machine would be the solution not ad-humus attacks.

Do you know how to turn an adding machine on? I wonder if the church's finances might extend to getting you one of these:

Unfortunately for you, it won't 'hum'.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Give her a break, Brother Jim. I'm sure it can't be easy for an elderly woman to run the office at such short notice, especially given Cookie's slightly unusual filing system.

June, my husband has a question about the latest credit to his tithing account statement, which is out by about 50% and NOT in his (or LBC's) favor. The UK pound is not equivalent to the US dollar. Should I address my query to you or to Polly, or would it be better to go direct to Pastor Zeke?

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I'm just trying to help the old dolt, Sister Joanna.
You see, if she had one of those machines, she wouldn't have got your husband's tithing wrong.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

If I wasn't married and busy serving my husband, I would volunteer. However, he has commanded otherwise, and I must obey. Ephesians 5:22 Granny June, would you like a manual for women on how to use a computer? Soon before joining these forums, my father gave it to me and it helped.