[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

You all listen to Mayor Joe Hold now; he's got a good head on his shoulders!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

It seems clear to me that the good sister has still not lifted up her eyes unto the hills from whence cometh her help. One thing I have learned in my journey toward True Christianity(TM) is that one has to continually lift up one's eyes unto the hills from whence cometh our help.


On the other hand - is it possible that Mistress Cookie has lifted up her eyes to the HOLLYWOOD hills, from whence used to come her help? And is it possible that Brother Faith Machine, being from Pacifica, not only aided but abetted her journey to that godless area? I speak these questions in the spirit of brotherly love, friends. It is not my place nor is it my intention to speak ill of those that have far greater depth in the love of God than I. In fact, I am prostrate on my face right now, crying out to the LORD JESUS for His forgiveness. It is really hard to type this way so I am going to go for now.


COME, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

It seems clear to me that the good sister has still not lifted up her eyes unto the hills from whence cometh her help. One thing I have learned in my journey toward True Christianity™ is that one has to continually lift up one's eyes unto the hills from whence cometh our help.

Brother Larry, which good sister are you implying that has not lifted her eyes unto the hills. I will take your advice though for whichever one of us it was intended and pray more!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Brother Larry, which good sister are you implying that has not lifted her eyes unto the hills. I will take your advice though for whichever one of us it was intended and pray more!

Sister Johnson, I was referring to Mistress Cookie. One so lovely as yourself has been faithful to Jesus in prayer - of this, I am certain.


Adoringly,
Brother Larry

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I sure am hearing a lot of jibber jabber here. Can any of you prove that Miss Cookie is not, at this very moment, being supported by me, her brother in Christ, as she climbs new mountains of faith and is invigorated by the Lord's healing hand?

[Morton Weinstein]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I know many people from Pacifica and will be more than happy to send someone by to prove this woman is safe. Of course, they are all Jewish, so will their word be acceptable for this purpose? One is only half Jewish since his mother is Catholic and never misses Mass at St. Peter's, and his father attends Peninsula Temple Sholom. Perhaps that would be two strikes against that one.

I know lawyers and some accountants in that area, too. I am sure we can solve this mystery, friends.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Of course, they are all Jewish, so will their word be acceptable for this purpose?

No.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Oh Heavens, we're nowhere near Pacifica. We just spent a glorious day enjoying the Confederate Memorial at Stone Mountain, and we're now heading back to Freehold, but may take a few scenic detours if the spirit moves us.

Truly, God's country is wonderful this time of year.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

That's lovely. But Mistress Cookie needs to be home right away. Brother Faith Machine, surely you know I have been supportive of you, sending you food and clothing. "For I was hungry, and you gave Me something to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me something to drink; I was a stranger, and you invited Me in;" Matthew 25:35. Thus, it's hard to say that I do not completely distrust you. However, my husband and I are worried about her spiritual well-being, and all of us know about your signature...

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Everything is COMPLETELY FINE, and I promise you that I have not Skyped with Mistress Cookie even once. The very thought never even entered into my mind. As we continue our healing trek across this great nation's highways and byways, we are truly in God's hands.

The question here is whether you trust God to shepherd us safely to our destination.

When you ask me if I trust the Lord, my answer is a resounding YES!!!

[Basilissa]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Everything is COMPLETELY FINE, and I promise you that I have not Skyped with Mistress Cookie even once. The very thought never even entered into my mind. As we continue our healing trek across this great nation's highways and byways, we are truly in God's hands.

The question here is whether you trust God to shepherd us safely to our destination.

When you ask me if I trust the Lord, my answer is a resounding YES!!!

My most beloved Brother, geography is not something I'm good at, but I don't think that the shortest route from Cherokee, IA to Freehold, IA, leads through Northern California?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

The Hebrews wandered with Moses in the desert for 40 years, yet they still got where they were going. You must trust in the Lord to guide us and watch over us during this momentous journey of healing!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I do hope at least, that your dungeon in Pacifica is fitted out with some of the creature comforts that our dear Mistress Cookie is accustomed to. Why not at least get her a computer, now that you're no longer on the road.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Dungeon? Oh my goodness, what is all this crazy talk? And I certainly wouldn't have an unmarried woman visiting me in my home without her father or brother present!

Nay, we just breezed through town on our way down Highway 1 to visit The Esalen Institute a lovely Baptist church I know of.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Any news or photos yet? I'm waiting to hear from the dear Sister Cookie!