[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Hmmm Mr Machine. I will believe you when I personally hear from Mistress Cookie, and not until then.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Snakes!?! Oh dear Lord, please bring them to You!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Thank you, Mayor Joe Hold! You are correct, but our churching has not been limited to just Sundays. My philosophy, when on the road, has always been "A Bible fellowship a day keeps the Devil away."

Of course, there are bound to be a few bumps along the way.

Why, last Wednesday, we accidentally wound up fellowshipping with a bunch of Pentecostals. I didn't realize it until they brought the snakes out, but you'd better believe I got us the heck out of there!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Weeks, you say? My, my, my, how the time flies when you're doing what you love: Spreading the Good News of Jesus Christ!

Let's all take a deep breath and consider the facts involved in the Mistress Cookie's "disappearance".

First of all, both Faith_Machine and Mistress Cookie are True Chrisitans™. We know this requires a life of high moral standing and a walk with Jesus.

Second, I am confident that Brother Machine made certain both he and Mistress Cookie attended, and intend to continue attending, a fundamentalist Baptist church each Sunday, no matter where they happen to be traveling at the time. At these services, sin is the central topic. There are always long discussions of how Jesus died on the cross to forgive our sins. This, even though the chance is small there has been any sin between Brother Machine and Sister Cookie.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Weeks, you say? My, my, my, how the time flies when you're doing what you love: Spreading the Good News of Jesus Christ!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

That's what you told us a few weeks ago.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I feel certain you will hear from dear Miss Cookie very soon.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Brother Faith Machine, we have plenty of faith; my husband is a pastor, and I am a proper Christian woman. I'd just love to hear directly on her account from her; I greatly love the dear old lady.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Why on Earth wouldn't she be OK? Oh my goodness. You people need to refer to the Bible and familiarize yourselves with what the Lord thinks of folks who have little faith.

[Esther B.]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Any news or photos yet? I'm waiting to hear from the dear Sister Cookie!

As am I, sister.

If it isn't too much to ask, Mr. Machine, I (and I'm sure several others) would like to see some pictures of Mistress Cookie, just so we can see if she's ok and enjoying her spiritual journey through God's Favorite Country.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Any news or photos yet? I'm waiting to hear from the dear Sister Cookie!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Dungeon? Oh my goodness, what is all this crazy talk? And I certainly wouldn't have an unmarried woman visiting me in my home without her father or brother present!

Nay, we just breezed through town on our way down Highway 1 to visit The Esalen Institute a lovely Baptist church I know of.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I do hope at least, that your dungeon in Pacifica is fitted out with some of the creature comforts that our dear Mistress Cookie is accustomed to. Why not at least get her a computer, now that you're no longer on the road.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

The Hebrews wandered with Moses in the desert for 40 years, yet they still got where they were going. You must trust in the Lord to guide us and watch over us during this momentous journey of healing!

[Basilissa]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Everything is COMPLETELY FINE, and I promise you that I have not Skyped with Mistress Cookie even once. The very thought never even entered into my mind. As we continue our healing trek across this great nation's highways and byways, we are truly in God's hands.

The question here is whether you trust God to shepherd us safely to our destination.

When you ask me if I trust the Lord, my answer is a resounding YES!!!

My most beloved Brother, geography is not something I'm good at, but I don't think that the shortest route from Cherokee, IA to Freehold, IA, leads through Northern California?