[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Are you talking about my dog? I don't know that Deuteronomy 28:53 applies to dogs!

[Roland]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

So sorry, Cookie

That´s really sweet If it were to be she would make an excellent mother

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

So sorry, Cookie

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Oh dear, a false God?

Could it be that its presence on Cookie's property was the reason for all her troubles?

I hate to suggest such a thing, but is it possible the Lord was angry with her, and temporarily removed His hand of protection?

I'm sure I don't have any idea.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

marble statue of Bacchus.

Oh dear, a false God?

Could it be that its presence on Cookie's property was the reason for all her troubles?

I hate to suggest such a thing, but is it possible the Lord was angry with her, and temporarily removed His hand of protection?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

That's kind of a weird post, Javiera, as Miss Cookie is right here with me, and eagerly looking forward to our return to Freehold. We're just enjoying the sights as we take a lazy, scenic route back home.

You might not be able to relate to the concept of "enjoying the sights," since there's not much to look at in your country, but I assure you, it's glorious.

Tell her I say Hi! And please let her know she doesn't need to pay me back right away for having her garden tended to and the hot tub repaired when she was gone. Mr. Etheldreda's "Pray-athon For Cookie's Return" hosted at her home was not the source of the damage to her rose garden or marble statue of Bacchus. Don't listen to what anyone else says. Besides, I was happy to do it, and I know she'll pay me back soon.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Maybe she ran away, to save herself from people like you... besides, if you want she to go back to Freehold, why you don't go and seek her? Instead of asking God to do your job do something by yourselves!

That's kind of a weird post, Javiera, as Miss Cookie is right here with me, and eagerly looking forward to our return to Freehold. We're just enjoying the sights as we take a lazy, scenic route back home.

You might not be able to relate to the concept of "enjoying the sights," since there's not much to look at in your country, but I assure you, it's glorious.

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Please join me in a 12 hour prayer vigil in our prayer closets for the safe return of Mistress Cookie, and all the money, time, and belongings Brother Des spent on getting her. While we haven't heard anything from her, I'm worried about our dear Mistress Cookie, and I hope that she will be back in Landover, where she belongs, NOT outside in the climate!!! She needs to be with godly people who can heal her there and help her (Dr. Niles is the first that comes to mind). Faith Machine, if you see this, please ensure she returns safely to Freehold within the next 24 hours, so additional damage to her frail health (the outdoors is not good for a lady's health -- she was meant to be indoors, cooking and cleaning) will be minimal! Remember Matthew 7:7 "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:"

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

Maybe she ran away, to save herself from people like you... besides, if you want she to go back to Freehold, why you don't go and seek her? Instead of asking God to do your job do something by yourselves!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Mr Machine, It was a simple question I thought. Not so simple that all is required is a yes or no, but simple nevertheless. I really can't understand why you are sensitive to this issue
I'm getting rather tired of caring for her feline. My dog is very keen on the idea of fresh cat meat for dinner. There is a limit to his and my patience.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

Right now, Mr. Farmer, God is giving you a chance to demonstrate to us all exactly how much faith you're capable of showing.

I urge you not to further squander this opportunity.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I feel certain you will hear from dear Miss Cookie very soon.

When is very soon? Christmas next year?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I'm sorry Des, you're right. Just because some people might not be living up to my idea of having faith, that's no excuse for me to get hot under the collar.

[Des]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

So this is what it's come to? Christians doubting Christians?

I feel I've been very patient with all of you, but even my patience has its limits.

Calm down, Brother, everything will be fine.

I'll buy another duffel.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

So this is what it's come to? Christians doubting Christians?

I feel I've been very patient with all of you, but even my patience has its limits.

[Des]

Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

I'll be a bit perturbed if my duffel is mildewed. Just saying.