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  • #16
    Re: Please pray for an end to my unbearable constipation

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Thank you brother Bathfire, this is most troubling.

    Note I have no wife. If I am to give birth to an heir, this would not make him a bastard, would it?


    I'm so confused!

    This is the high price of letting the white man steal your soul.
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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    • #17
      Re: Please pray for an end to my unbearable constipation

      I wasn't going to let that fag nurse touch my bum, but I'm getting desperate for some relief.

      Currently looking for a place like this, but a little closer to my home.

      I figure if it's a lady doing it, I'll still have some things to apologize to the Lord for, but at least it won't be gay.




      I was especially intrigued by what the chef said:

      "I was one that didn't really think I needed a colonic, and then once I actually went for it, I realized I needed it a lot more than I knew!"
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      • #18
        Re: Please pray for an end to my unbearable constipation

        UPDATE:

        Everything is back to normal. And no heir was birthed.
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        • #19
          Re: Please pray for an end to my unbearable constipation

          A bit of a disappointment then. There was a fair chance that God had chosen you, much in the way He chooses who will live in a car-crash or earthquake - i.e. an event that to mortal eyes appears random.
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          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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