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  • GodIsFiction
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    • Dec 2009
    • 3

    #646
    Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

    Why will god be offended, by the special olympics?

    God Does Not Exist

    it is merely a fictional character created and believed in by those, whose intelligence is below normal,

    The bible is a mere boring fictional book, the harry potter series for example is way better, i suggest you read those.

    The existence of extra-terrestrial life is more real

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
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      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #647
      Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

      Originally posted by GodIsFiction View Post
      God Does Not Exist
      Prove it, heathen!
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • GodIsFiction
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        • Dec 2009
        • 3

        #648
        Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

        very very mature to let real automatically change in to real
        Last edited by Meek and Humble; 12-16-2009, 06:26 AM.

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        • Gabriel Reproba
          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
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          • Nov 2009
          • 2479

          #649
          Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

          Originally posted by GodIsFiction View Post

          God Does Not Exist
          You know just because you keep shouting louder doesn't make your wish-thinking any more true. God does exist and he will not be shouted down.

          Get to church!
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
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            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #650
            Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

            GOD DOES EXIST


            See, my letters are bigger, therefore my argument is truer than yours!

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Retard Heaven
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              • Dec 2009
              • 8

              #651
              Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

              No it actualy made you a bigger idiot But hey God intended you to be this way too I guess

              You want to take away something those kids work hard for to get. They bust their ass of to go in these "special olympics" then my question is WHO ARE YOU to take that away from them. If God hates them so much you think he needs you guys to deal with it. Instead of telling how great you guys are and how those kids don't deserve a bit of respect... maybe you should re-read the bible. I think you skipped a few parts not beeing a first class...

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #652
                Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                Originally posted by Heaven View Post
                No it actualy made you a bigger idiot But hey God intended you to be this way too I guess

                You want to take away something those kids work hard for to get. They bust their ass of to go in these "special olympics" then my question is WHO ARE YOU to take that away from them. If God hates them so much you think he needs you guys to deal with it. Instead of telling how great you guys are and how those kids don't deserve a bit of respect... maybe you should re-read the bible. I think you skipped a few parts not beeing a first class...
                Maybe you should go back to the beginning of this thread and read it all instead of judging us based on it's title.

                And please, by all means post the relevant Scripture that you feel we are ignoring. Chapter and verse.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Love is the Answer ♥
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                  • Dec 2009
                  • 27

                  #653
                  Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                  Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                  So let us use this humble thread as a place where we can discuss and debate how best to have this repulsive event banned for good. Praise!
                  I do agree, I'm amazed these people can actually cross the finish line in their state.

                  I recommend placing an enormous iron dome over the entire stadium and leaving them to suffocate, rather than wasting expensive weaponry or explosives on those creatures.
                  Jesus loves you.
                  What further incentive do you need?

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                  • Animal Mother
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                    • Dec 2009
                    • 57

                    #654
                    Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                    Originally posted by Love is the Answer ♥ View Post
                    I do agree, I'm amazed these people can actually cross the finish line in their state.

                    I recommend placing an enormous iron dome over the entire stadium and leaving them to suffocate, rather than wasting expensive weaponry or explosives on those creatures.
                    That would be a waste of good targets that our soldiers could use before being sent off to kill Muslims.

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                    • Love is the Answer ♥
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                      • Dec 2009
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                      #655
                      Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                      Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                      That would be a waste of good targets that our soldiers could use before being sent off to kill Muslims.
                      I would hardly call them suitable targets though, with much respect, we'd be better off using queers for that. At least those disgusting queers don't flail around or have seizures all over the place.
                      Jesus loves you.
                      What further incentive do you need?

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                      • Animal Mother
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                        • Dec 2009
                        • 57

                        #656
                        Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                        Originally posted by Love is the Answer ♥ View Post
                        I would hardly call them suitable targets though, with much respect, we'd be better off using queers for that. At least those disgusting queers don't flail around or have seizures all over the place.


                        Most muslims flail around just before they blow themselves up. Making retards grand practice targets. Fags would be good for demonstrations, showing the effects of nerve agents and large explosions to new soldiers.

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                        • Love is the Answer ♥
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                          • Dec 2009
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                          #657
                          Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                          Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                          Most muslims flail around just before they blow themselves up. Making retards grand practice targets. Fags would be good for demonstrations, showing the effects of nerve agents and large explosions to new soldiers.
                          I like the way you think. Have you ever served in the Army?
                          Jesus loves you.
                          What further incentive do you need?

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                          • Animal Mother
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                            • Dec 2009
                            • 57

                            #658
                            Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                            Originally posted by Love is the Answer ♥ View Post
                            I like the way you think. Have you ever served in the Army?
                            I served in the United States Marine Corps and currently serve in the National Guard.

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                            • Rachel_Pierce
                              Currently incarcerated
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 126

                              #659
                              Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                              Originally posted by Retard Heaven View Post
                              No it actualy made you a bigger idiot But hey God intended you to be this way too I guess

                              You want to take away something those kids work hard for to get. They bust their ass of to go in these "special olympics" then my question is WHO ARE YOU to take that away from them. If God hates them so much you think he needs you guys to deal with it. Instead of telling how great you guys are and how those kids don't deserve a bit of respect... maybe you should re-read the bible. I think you skipped a few parts not beeing a first class...
                              Friend, have you ever watched these so-called 'sporting events'? They are a joke! Something for people to go along and laugh at. I bunch of limbless retards lying around on the ground having epileptic seizures, while others limp, stagger and wheel themselves to glory?

                              I guess it attracts all sorts of weird sickos who want to see the ridiculous spectacle, and what a Circus freakshow it is! I'd hardly call that respectful! These 'tards would be better locked away in their parents basements, and never shown the light of day. That's the way it was in the old days, and the way it should be now.

                              You read what Percy wrote - "There is NO Glory in being a retard!" I think that speaks volumes. Praise!

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                              • Mrs Prophet
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                                • Dec 2009
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                                #660
                                Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                                I was healed by Almight God from Unitardation. A Unitard is a better grade of retard, being raised in the Unitarian Church. I was ugly - I had a face like a smashed crab. I was so fat that my Mommy got me breast implants to try to make my neck look slimmer.

                                I was locked beneath the pulpit for 25 years by my Preacher Daddy, and the light of God and the preacher spittle that passed through those floorboards, Sunday upon miraculous Sunday, surely healed me of Unitardation.

                                Healed, I am now an aerobics instructor, marathon runner, principal ballerina (of the local water ballet class), Mount Tard Pageant Queen and Unicyclist.

                                Praise the Lord.

                                If I can rise out of Unitardation via faith, then these Retards can do the same. In fact it is easier to have faith when you are a retard. Therefore, these retards have no excuse.

                                Hallelujah, Allelulia, Loolapalooza, I'm Uni-perfect! Amen.

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