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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #721
    Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

    Originally posted by Atheist Saint View Post
    Why did God create 'special' people the way they are?
    Because He has a sense of humor.

    But you can ask God yourself. See my signature for His phone number.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • Gemira
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 48

      #722
      Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

      Leviticus 19:14: "Thou shalt not curse the deaf, nor put a stumbling-block before the blind, but shalt fear thy God: I am the LORD."

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      • W-w-whinyjoo
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2010
        • 18

        #723
        Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I think you misunderstood. Those aren't pictures of brother Percy.
        No but they are pictures of Pastor Ezekiel

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        • unknown_source
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2010
          • 14

          #724
          Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

          Originally posted by Wwdanniedo View Post
          No but they are pictures of Pastor Ezekiel
          Created by god for our amusement...

          God you religious crazies are mean!!!

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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263

            #725
            Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

            Originally posted by unknown_source View Post
            Created by God for our amusement...
            God (see, not hard to capitalize) you religious crazies (yeah, because calling people crazy is not mean. Sure) are mean!!!
            Don't worry, you were created by God for a reason too. It is to persecute us.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22375

              #726
              Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

              Originally posted by unknown_source View Post
              you religious crazies are mean!!!
              Yes we are. Trying to save someones soul requires tough measures. But don't you prefer we are a little mean to you on earth so you don't have to go to hell?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Randall
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2010
                • 3

                #727
                Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                [QUOTE=GOD=life;453150]Because He has a sense of humor.

                Would YOU find it funny if someone kidnapped your son or daughter, drugged them up and cut a couple limbs and watch them hop around?
                I would not find that funny, nor do I with disabled people.

                The REASON why I say son or daughter, is because I know they don't deserve such torturous acts upon them.
                Did the disabled people deserve to be like that because of what their parents did to piss god off?

                NO.

                Ban me.
                I will still be on this earth, I will not go to hell, because there isn't one. I will not go to heaven, because my beliefs don't match the bibles criteria.

                Go ahead and prove me wrong(please!), your bible for all we know was written by a man in his room. Don't bombard me with scripture, give me something decent that proves GODS existence.

                Even so, I will NOT worship a god where he thinks it is ok to make humor from disabled people, allow rape, or send unborn babies to hell if they happen to die, because it wasn't "saved" by Jesus.

                The only GOD I will follow is the one in my head, telling me right from wrong, care for other people, help the ones in need, treat others the way you want to be treated.

                Dont call me an atheist.

                I am agnostic( open to believe in ANY religion with convincing proof.)

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #728
                  Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                  Originally posted by Randall View Post
                  Would YOU find it funny if someone kidnapped your son or daughter, ...
                  It would not happen to my daughter because as a True Christian, I have taken the necessary precautions. It's like saying "would you find it funny to freeze to death in the winter". To that, my answer is "ever thought of wearing a coat?"

                  Also, please consult the result of my study into the topic of rape:

                  A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!


                  Originally posted by Randall View Post
                  Dont call me an atheist.
                  I am agnostic( open to believe in ANY religion with convincing proof.)
                  So you currently do not believe in the very existence of any deity, yet you do not want to be called an atheist? That doesn't add up. I can't really blame you, because atheists have a very bad name. Everyone thinks they are immature and stupid.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Randall
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3

                    #729
                    Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    So you currently do not believe in the very existence of any deity, yet you do not want to be called an atheist? That doesn't add up. I can't really blame you, because atheists have a very bad name. Everyone thinks they are immature and stupid.
                    Yes I prefer not to be called atheist because being one means that I am NOT willing to believe in any religion even if significant proof smacked me in the face.

                    It ads up, because there isnt yet one religion out there that has convincing proof. I am one to improve my theory in a religion as proof shows up.
                    So right now, I don't know what you are, but I am a biological being that is the result of millions of years of evolution.

                    Proof< all around us, similar DNA to monkeys and apes, Skeletons of those before us millions of years ago who aren't as developed, so to speak, if our universe is 6000 years old, and light travels at ~300million km a second, how is it that we get light reaching earth from millions and millions of years ago (this is essentially looking into the past.) How do we know this?
                    Because we calculate the red-shift of the light and how much its wavelength has increased through its travel. We know what wavelength it SHOULD be from analysing its emission spectra.

                    All this, is simple science that is able to be proven in any highschool classroom.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22895

                      #730
                      Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                      Originally posted by Randall View Post
                      [...]because there isnt yet one religion out there that has convincing proof.
                      Yet you are at Landover... there are none as blind as those who will not see...

                      if our universe is 6000 years old, and light travels at ~300million km a second,
                      blah, blah, blah... because God created light and he can create it with any age He wants it to be...
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Randall
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3

                        #731
                        Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

                        blah, blah, blah... because God created light and he can create it with any age He wants it to be...
                        I know your just saying that, just to somewhat try the destroy solid proof.
                        "because god" isnt good enough

                        Give me a good reason why.

                        "Take it up with god?"
                        you might reply?

                        I would, if he showed me his mouth, eyes and ears.

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263

                          #732
                          Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                          Originally posted by Randall View Post
                          Yes I prefer not to be called atheist because being one means that I am NOT willing to believe in any religion even if significant proof smacked me in the face.
                          If you don't believe 1 or more God(s) exist, then you are an atheist by definition. However, according to the article below, your branch is called "weak atheism" (doesn't rule out the possibility) vs. "strong atheism" (knows definitely that no deities exist).




                          Similarly, with Christians, we see that people with very different points of view all use the same label "Christian". That is why we make the distinction between True Christians™ (people who follow the KJV 1611 Bible to the letter) and false Christians (cherry-pickers who skip the inconvenient parts and only take the ones they like).

                          False Christians may, for example, cite Leviticus on the topic of homosexuality, but they will refuse to follow any of the other parts of Leviticus themselves (eating shrimp comes to mind). That's one of the more obvious examples of cherry-picking. That is why many people who call themselves Christians do not like this forum.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #733
                            Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                            You want proof of God? Look at your mother and especially your father. Beings like like are not by accident!
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Gemira
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 48

                              #734
                              Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              You want proof of God? Look at your mother and especially your father. Beings like like are not by accident!
                              ESPECIALLY the father? Who bears the physical pain of childbirth?

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22375

                                #735
                                Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                                Originally posted by Gemira View Post
                                ESPECIALLY the father? Who bears the physical pain of childbirth?
                                Are you retarded? The mother does you idiot. I hope you do not have a wife because she would suffer from having you as a husband.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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