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    Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

    The Equine Gnathology Training Institute in King Hill, Idaho, sent me a flyer regarding a new specialty in gnathological arts involving donkeys and mules. It requires certification in doing horses, and of course I have that, but I have never tried doing donkeys. For one thing there aren't that many in the greater Manhattan area - at least not on my block - and I am not sure if the expense is worth it.


    There would be the plane ticket to Idaho and of course hotel accommodations in the King Hill area; the course itself requires payment up front and there are my creation science doctoral courses to think about. Please lift me in prayer so that I go the way the Lord would have me. There are donkeys who need my oral attention and yet the market might be slim in NYC. I pray in Jesus Name for guidance, and I thank all of you for your concern. If you can see me doing donkeys, please encourage me as the Lord leads.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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    Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

    Praying
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    • #3
      Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

      (((Praying)))
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

        ((praying))

        Brother Larry, did you consider Zebras? While I was knelt down and consumed by all things donkey, I felt hot breath in my ear that whispered zebras would be the next vast untapped market. Think about it, zebras.
        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        • #5
          Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

          Braying, oops I mean praying!
          58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


          Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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          • #6
            Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
            ((praying))

            Brother Larry, did you consider Zebras? While I was knelt down and consumed by all things donkey, I felt hot breath in my ear that whispered zebras would be the next vast untapped market. Think about it, zebras.

            Brother Toole,


            I have a miraculous story to tell you.


            No less than five minutes after you prayed (The Lord told me this), the Bronx Zoo called and asked me if I could look at their zebras because there seems to be a problem with the occlusion of their jaws. If my treatment is successful, I shall seek certification in zebras at once. The Lord is working mightily through you, brother. I praise Him for your friendship.


            BrotherLarry
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • #7
              Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

              Didn't Jesus ride a donkey? And what about live animal shows--you know, the Christmas pageants with real sheep and at least one donkey? It seems to me that the more Christian America becomes, the more donkeys will be in need of your services.

              Clearly, The Lord has set this opportunity before you as part of His Much Greater Plan. How satisfiying it must feel to be one of His Key Players in the dramatic unfolding of His Return to the world.
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • #8
                Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                Didn't Jesus ride a donkey? And what about live animal shows--you know, the Christmas pageants with real sheep and at least one donkey? It seems to me that the more Christian America becomes, the more donkeys will be in need of your services.

                Clearly, The Lord has set this opportunity before you as part of His Much Greater Plan. How satisfiying it must feel to be one of His Key Players in the dramatic unfolding of His Return to the world.

                Well, Sister, I think everyone knew that I would have a massive role in the Kingdom of God. Not everyone is a certified equine gnathologist, you know - let alone handsome, well built, and exceptionarily intelligent. I say this not to brag, but to give the glory to our King, our Lord and Master, our Savior unlike any other Savior, Jesus Christ. GLORY TO YOU, my LORD! Hallelujah!


                I shall explore the things you mentioned in your post at once. I sent my deposit for the donkey/mule specialist training. I hope Idaho has some Bible believing Baptist churches. Continue to pray, brothers and sisters. I will be servicing God's donkeys before you know it.
                Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                Amen and Amen

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                • #9
                  Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

                  Praying, Brother Larry. May He richly bless you for all your work in bringing about the Kingdom of God...after all, He came into Jerusalem on a donkey.
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

                    Seemingly resistant to the blight of sleeping sickness yet as powerful as a mule, the zonkey is becoming more popular but I don't know if they have jaw problems.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                      ...after all, He came into Jerusalem on a donkey.
                      Actually, Jesus rode in on Three Donkeys!

                      Glory!
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Actually, Jesus rode in on Three Donkeys!

                        Glory!
                        Thank you so much, Sister Mary! I enjoyed reading that thread. As usual it affirmed my confidence in the Bible.


                        It also shows just how much work BrotherLarry has ahead of him!


                        Isn't it great how answered prayer works?
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please Pray Regarding A Career Decision to Do Donkeys

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Actually, Jesus rode in on Three Donkeys!

                          Glory!
                          Thank you sister! Somehow, I failed to realize that, and after reading that, it made so much sense. Of course, Jesus would have three donkeys, after all, anything good in three is clearly a sign from God and if Brother Larry will be richly blessed for working with the animals that Jesus himself rode!
                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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