Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

I am only a recently accepted member of God's Favorite Forum™, but I am here to ask you all to pray for the banning of Captain Asshat.

His blasphemous ways are hard enough to bear, but the way I see it, he offends our Lord more with the boringness of his posts. He wastes Godly bandwidth just as he wastes the time of True Christians™, members, and Administrators alike who click on threads where he has posted.

If I am overstepping my position as a recently accepted member, I am sorry. If Captain Asshat is reading this, please understand, this is nothing personal. I just can't bear to read another of your awful, blasphemous, intentionally misspelled boring posts.

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

I am only a recently accepted member of God's Favorite Forum™, but I am here to ask you all to pray for the banning of Captain Asshat.

His blasphemous ways are hard enough to bear

Huh? Blasphemous?? WTF!

Hey assmunch, I'm a True Chrisrtian just lik you!!!

Yea, I kno I been banned off here, like, twice before. But Pastor Zeekiel let me back on here cause I promised I changed this time.

Look, I even made him cry...



Hey, I not even got Infaction Points like I done got las time they ban me.

An ma thread on the Olsen twins got, lik, over 100 replies cause they so Godly!! Even my thead on time travel an thread on Superman wer real popular too ....

.... I don kno why they had ta ban me at all??

Anyways knucklehead, am here to show I changed, an a think am doing a pretty darn good job so far!

[Jean Poole]

Re: Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

I am only a recently accepted member of God's Favorite Forum™, but I am here to ask you all to pray for the banning of Captain Asshat.

His blasphemous ways are hard enough to bear, but the way I see it, he offends our Lord more with the boringness of his posts. He wastes Godly bandwidth just as he wastes the time of True Christians™, members, and Administrators alike who click on threads where he has posted.

If I am overstepping my position as a recently accepted member, I am sorry. If Captain Asshat is reading this, please understand, this is nothing personal. I just can't bear to read another of your awful, blasphemous, intentionally misspelled boring posts.

Just what I was thinking, Mr. Portway!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

Brother Portway, you are blessed that you have not had to endure previous incarnations (used figuratively because that’s boodist rubbish) of Capt Asshat.

I look upon him (her?) as a parable of what might befall any of us should we take our eye off the ball and backslide. To the Unsaved Trash he doubtless serves the purpose of allowing them to identify with him; to them it is comforting that others share their lack of intellect.

On the other hand, Capt Asshat may be a Godly Gift to encourage us to look into our souls to see that we are complying with every Godly Word. You may wish to look upon him as a test...

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

I am only a recently accepted member of God's Favorite Forum™, but I am here to ask you all to pray for the banning of Captain Asshat.

His blasphemous ways are hard enough to bear, but the way I see it, he offends our Lord more with the boringness of his posts. He wastes Godly bandwidth just as he wastes the time of True Christians™, members, and Administrators alike who click on threads where he has posted.

If I am overstepping my position as a recently accepted member, I am sorry. If Captain Asshat is reading this, please understand, this is nothing personal. I just can't bear to read another of your awful, blasphemous, intentionally misspelled boring posts.

I appreciate your zeal, Brother Aaron, but I am content to allow the senior pastors deal with people as they see fit. Some get banned, some are quarantined, and others are allowed to stay in the hope that some day they may reform. However, you can affect the status of those who offend you (or those whom you especially like) by adding to, or subtracting from, their reputations.

Yours in Christ,

BBS

[Nobar King]

Re: Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

Last evening I thought he was a pain but look what we get today!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

I appreciate your zeal, Brother Aaron, but I am content to allow the senior pastors deal with people as they see fit. Some get banned, some are quarantined, and others are allowed to stay in the hope that some day they may reform. However, you can affect the status of those who offend you (or those whom you especially like) by adding to, or subtracting from, their reputations.

Yours in Christ,

BBS

I understand Brother Billy Bob, he just gets my goat sometimes! Nothing annoys me more than when someone who is truely stupid tries to act like they are stupider! It just doesn't work!

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

Last evening I thought he was a pain but look what we get today!

Thanks Brother Noober! At leas some people on here see am tryin' to turn over new leaves! Her's some of those pirate smellies for ya!!! Aaaarrrrrrr!!!

I hope ya all prey for me in ma new thread 'Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christain"

Praise Jeeeeesssuuuuss! Aaaaaaarrrrrr!




JOIN THE CHURCH OF PIRATE JESUS! PRAISE THE LORD, AND SHIVER ME TIMBERS.... AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[Hitoshi]

Re: Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

give me break okay making joke with pastor ezekil avatar is total my thing (except when I am do it is clever). I am hire team of lawyer and sue you for infringe of copyright. I am suggest you are hire own team of lawyer and also do everyone favor and hire team of comedy writer okay.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

give me break okay making joke with pastor ezekil avatar is total my thing (except when I am do it is clever). I am hire team of lawyer and sue you for infringe of copyright. I am suggest you are hire own team of lawyer and also do everyone favor and hire team of comedy writer okay.

The end times are near. I agree with hispokey for once!

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Must we endure Mr. Asshat?

I just can't bear to read another of your awful, blasphemous, intentionally misspelled boring posts.

Brother A,

I don't believe Chuckle-head 'intentionally' misspells his posts. I just think ALL Goths are THAT retarded!

He's a walking advertisment for where the heavy-metal 'death-style' can lead. No life, no hope, no prospects, no future. Still living in his own Mother's basement when he's in his 30's. It's quite pathetic!