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  • Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

    It must be heartbreaking for her to watch her husband being possessed by demons which cause him to make disrespectful comments about our wonderful President Trump. She needs our prayers.

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    Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

    I had no idea who Kellyanne Conway is so I did an image search. Warning to everyone else, do not do an image search for Kellyanne Conway .

    But Kellyanne Conway actively promotes Trump's wall, the most important project since God created everything, so yes I will pray for her. I will pray her husband loses his voice so all he has left is watching his wife. If that isn't punishment enough for saying bad things about The Donald, I don't know what is.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      I had no idea who Kellyanne Conway is so I did an image search. Warning to everyone else, do not do an image search for Kellyanne Conway .

      But Kellyanne Conway actively promotes Trump's wall, the most important project since God created everything, so yes I will pray for her. I will pray her husband loses his voice so all he has left is watching his wife. If that isn't punishment enough for saying bad things about The Donald, I don't know what is.

      He uses that Twitter thing to make his nasty evil comments so we must pray for restricted hand movement.

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        Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

        Oh, c'mon, if your wife was going to work with the most handsome man on Earth with not so tiny hands, every day, wouldn't you be jealous too?
        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

          Kellyanne Conway's husband could possibly use some re-education in a FEMA camp, and if that doesn't work perhaps a military tribunal at GITMO.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

            Dear Mrs. Conway brings to mind my own personal KKK:


            Keep
            Kellyanne in
            Konstant prayer.


            KKK! In fact, I have often shouted this as an admonition to others. But anyway, this delicate flower deserves our prayers (and even our fasts) so that she can help the President carry on with his plans. Not only for the WALL, but for ending abortion, making sure men are always paid more than women, etc. Broads will listen to another broad much more closely, I think. KKK! KKK!
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

              If she stayed home and took care of her house and husband like any decent woman would do, she wouldn't have this trouble
              Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
              1 Corinthians 11:13

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                Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

                Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
                If she stayed home and took care of her house and husband like any decent woman would do, she wouldn't have this trouble
                Good point, dear. However, having a Democrat husband, is certainly a justifying circumstance for her unchristian behavior.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

                  She should have kept her thoughts to herself.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

                    Originally posted by mrgrtt123 View Post
                    She should have kept her thoughts to herself.
                    She?


                    Please note that this thread about remarks made by Kellyanne's husband. Who is a male. As far as I know. (?)
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

                      The husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church. If her husband is causing trouble, Kellyanne is either disobeying God by disobeying her husband or disobeying God by disrespecting Trump, and needs to go. Donald should probably just whip out his old catchphrase, "You're fired," like he did with all these people.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for Kellyanne Conway

                        Today we learned dear sweet Kelly Ann was assaulted by some demonically possessed liberal in a restaurant. Recruit friends!!

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