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    Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

    Eartha Kitt (age 81) is no longer with us as of today....and I don't know if hell can hold her!

    A tireless dancer, singer and actress, Kitt had the gall to "speak out" against the Vietnam War once in the 1960's while lunching at the White House!

    From that moment on, there was no escaping her fiery destiny.

    Anyone playing Santa Baby must immediately take it OFF the victrola and BURN it...lest hearing her hit record summon her back!
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    Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

    I dread seeing Eartha Kitt as a zombie. If that happens, please, someone, shoot her brains out as fast as possible.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

      Another negress in hell. What was she, a furry or something? Never heard of her.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

        I'd like to point out some of her redeeming features... er.... er.... er... sorry, that's it...
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        • #5
          Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I dread seeing Eartha Kitt as a zombie.
          I sincerely apologise for the following picture, Brother.



          It would seem Ms. Kitt was in cahoots with the Jackson family, of which one member starred in a musical ode to zombies, before turning his attentions to the buggering of small boys. The "lady" with Ms. Kitt is, I believe, one of the brothers in drag; Ms. Kitt appears to have already been dead for some time when the picture was taken.
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          • #6
            Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

            Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
            I sincerely apologise for the following picture, Brother.



            It would seem Ms. Kitt was in cahoots with the Jackson family, of which one member starred in a musical ode to zombies, before turning his attentions to the buggering of small boys. The "lady" with Ms. Kitt is, I believe, one of the brothers in drag; Ms. Kitt appears to have already been dead for some time when the picture was taken.
            Missy, if you ever post something like that again, I shall have to ask JESUS to rend you asunder! They are both zombies...the living dead! It's sacrilegious!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
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            • #7
              Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

              What do you mean "break out of Hell"? This gal already did it and is on her way back! WARNING! Do NOT Click on THIS LINK if you are unsure of your spiritual salvation!
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

                Women should not be allowed to 'shoot pool'. Enough said.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Women should not be allowed to 'shoot pool'. Enough said.
                  I agree. Women should keep their hands away from balls and sticks. A pair of Latex Living Gloves and a box of Borax is enough entertainment for a good Christian gal.
                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

                    Typical nigress, dressing in tight, sexy clothes in a blatant attempt to seduce normal Americans so they will approve higher taxes for her welfare payments.
                    What did she die of? Crack overdose? I'm still not sure how that's news. Maybe if she died of natural causes, that would be newsworthy.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell



                      "Eartha?" Looks more like it's from Mars

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

                        Can we have our lawyers prosecute someone for war crimes and treason after their death? I'm afraid that now Miss Kitt is gone, she'll be glorified in popular (i.e., "sickular") culture for "speaking out" about Vietnam back in her day.

                        This sends a dangerous message to our youth today.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

                          See ladies?

                          This is how you wind up in Hell. When you tempt a fattened, red DEMON with certain suggestively lurid lyrics.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

                            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                            What do you mean "break out of Hell"? This gal already did it and is on her way back! WARNING! Do NOT Click on THIS LINK if you are unsure of your spiritual salvation!
                            I've just discovered two thing, both buried by the Left Wing Media until now.

                            1.) Miss Kitt was a witch (see attached pic from FBI files)

                            and

                            B.) She died of colon cancer.

                            Why am I not surprised?
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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray Eartha "Catwoman" Kitt doesn't break out of hell

                              All those wiccan coffee-colonics didn't help her constitution, did they?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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