Lost car keys prayer:

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Dear Lord, even though Thou didst nothing about the Holocaust, and even though Thou sittest on Thy ass during famines, I have perfect faith that whenever I lose my car keys, Thou wilt hop to it and find them for me, since Thou hast Thy priorities. Ditto with high-school football. In Jesus' name I pray, amen.

[Nobar King]

Re: Lost car keys prayer:

Pastor Peters, I cannot tell you how many times I have lost my keys and prayed for them to be found. They're often in the first place that I look, but it isn't until I've searched the whole house that the Lord makes them visible to me.

My dad's smart - he has a key rack for all of his cars and door keys. He never loses keys, and keeps spares for all of them. He has to pray to find his reading glasses.

[Frank Jones]

Re: Lost car keys prayer:

Amen

Thank you Jesus for thinking up the key rack and giving the idea to one of us unworthy sinners so we could create it on earth and glorify you through it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Lost car keys prayer:

Pretty impressive how Jesus helps us with the little things in life like car keys. Why last night I was feeling a little hungry, said a little prayer to the good Lord and opened my refrigerator and behold! A half plate of left over spare ribs was right their on the middle rack. At dinner the night before Christ foresaw my want last night and told me to stay my hand and not eat both sides of ribs . If Jesus hadn’t done that I would have had to wake up my chef and have her broil me a steak for my midnight snack. GLORY!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Lost car keys prayer:

The other day, I was busy talking on my cellphone and went straight through some red lights. Not only did I get across safely, there were also no witnesses or police about. The subject of my call? The way God looks after His Own People. Coincidence? I think not – a minor miracle. (The idiot on the main drag was clearly some sort of death-wish atheist; he swerved in front of me and wasn’t so fortunate – he hit a tree.)

[Nobar King]

Re: Lost car keys prayer:

This prayer has truly worked. I have not lost my keys all month.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Lost car keys prayer:

This prayer has truly worked. I have not lost my keys all month.

Amen Brother! God is great!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Lost car keys prayer:

Dear Lord, even though Thou didst nothing about the Holocaust, and even though Thou sittest on Thy ass during famines, I have perfect faith that whenever I lose my car keys, Thou wilt hop to it and find them for me, since Thou hast Thy priorities. Ditto with high-school football. In Jesus' name I pray, amen.

Passa eyes gonna looks in Sams pocket for dem lost keys as soon as he gits his black ass out of jail!

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Lost car keys prayer:

I'm afraid God might be busy picking the winners of the Hip-Hop Awards and the NBA Finals to find your car keys for you.