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    Pray For Warmer Weather

    Brothers and sisters in Christ,

    It's a little chilly out this morning, after the spell of warm weather we had I think that people stopped praying and Jesus punished us by making it cooler here again.

    Please pray with me for warmer weather!
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    Re: Pray For Warmer Weather

    Excellent idea. I will add this prayer to my morning hour of praise.
    Oh Loving Savior,

    I pray they you may send scorching sun to those sinners in California and the left coast in general. May searing heat dry up their rivers and lakes and force their God hating populations to drink liquid filth like they consume the filth of secularism. Only when the entire population of the American west is dying a slow death of thirst will the world see the wrong of Darwinism and turn towards you oh Lord.

    I humbly asks this. Ahem!

    PS If you see to it that there is a terrorist bombing in Chicago that would be might cool too Lord.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray For Warmer Weather

      While you're at it, BJ, send some warm weather up here, too. I'm sick of winter lasting so f*cking long! It's freaking March and we had a blizzard (near white-out conditions) last night. Ridiculous!
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        Re: Pray For Warmer Weather

        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
        While you're at it, BJ, send some warm weather up here, too. I'm sick of winter lasting so f*cking long! It's freaking March and we had a blizzard (near white-out conditions) last night. Ridiculous!
        I think God is trying to tell you something...
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          Re: Pray For Warmer Weather

          Thanks everyone for praying for warmer weather. I went outside a couple minutes ago and it was warmer out than it was this morning!

          Jesus is truly amazing!

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            Re: Pray For Warmer Weather

            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
            While you're at it, BJ, send some warm weather up here, too. I'm sick of winter lasting so f*cking long! It's freaking March and we had a blizzard (near white-out conditions) last night. Ridiculous!
            God is punishing you for being Canadian.

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              Re: Pray For Warmer Weather

              Originally posted by Frank Jones View Post
              Thanks everyone for praying for warmer weather. I went outside a couple minutes ago and it was warmer out than it was this morning!

              Jesus is truly amazing!
              PRAISE Friend, Clearly the sign of His hand at work! Let us see the Darwinist explain that one.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray For Warmer Weather

                Amen!! That's why I have been urging all True Christians™ to Pray to speed up Global Warming!! Shout GLORY!!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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