[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets

My trouble with these little demon freaks has been well documented. I'll pray for them when they apologize to me!

Dey ain't been stealin da lil angels diapers an onesies off da clothes line agin, Miz Mary Maria, have they?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Holy buckets! Leprechauns are REAL! They must be DEMONS!

[JennyD]

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What exactly is it you want us to pray FOR, Brother?

More midgets?

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My JesOS is flipping out and telling me that it's a phishing site.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets

What exactly is it you want us to pray FOR, Brother?

More midgets?

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My JesOS is flipping out and telling me that it's a phishing site.

I'm getting nothing. I have the JesuScript™ turned up to max. Do you have that installed? Pastor Peters had an update you maybe haven't gotten yet.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets

What exactly is it you want us to pray FOR, Brother?

More midgets?

I agree, Sister Jenny. I'm a little bit confused of what Brother James would want us to pray for. Now, I doubt he is advocating praying for more midgets...maybe praying for less midgets? Could we get a prayer circle going that a 737 full of midgets en route to a midget convention will slam down face first in a Kansas cornfield?

And I don't think we can pray to God to change their height. God already made his decision and He is not going to change his Master Plan to our whims. Look, I wish these people didn't have to use step stools just to reach the freezer, or have to walk around staring at people's crotches all day long, but what can we do?

[James Hutchins]

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I apologize for being insufficiently clear. When midgets first came on the scene, people thought they were fun. But in reality, they are demon span and need to be eradicated. I was showing pictures because it is possible that some might get them confused with innocent children.
I want people to be able to identify theses little satanic henchmen and eliminate them from the earth. Last thing I want to see is some foul mouthed midget hitting on one of my daughters.

Can we mail them back to Somalia?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I do like to watch the midget wrestling though.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Dey ain't been stealin da lil angels diapers an onesies off da clothes line agin, Miz Mary Maria, have they?

Oh, you Parking Lot Tithers crack me up! "Clothes line" when our maid has a perfectly good electric dryer to use! Reusing diapers instead of buying disposables!

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Oh, you Parking Lot Tithers crack me up! "Clothes line" when our maid has a perfectly good electric dryer to use! Reusing diapers instead of buying disposables!

Well smack me upside da head. What in da world was I think bout, clothes line, humph!

[Larry Lee]

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What in da world was I think bout, clothes line, humph!

Not so fast. You could hang midgets from it, if you wanted.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets

Not so fast. You could hang midgets from it, if you wanted.

Dat right Mr Larry, now iffin only I could get LaVitra to git dem huge underpants o hers off da clothes line we could find ourselfs some of dem midgets to hang up and play wif.

[James Hutchins]

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Not so fast. You could hang midgets from it, if you wanted.

Now Larry, you know I was acquitted of that. My joo lawyer proved the freak had climbed the tree and got entangled in the noose.....

[Nobar King]

Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets

Let us all pray that this midget gets his parental rights from the whore who raped him:
Woman who slept with dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party gives birth to dwarf

The Spanish woman’s infidelity was revealed to her shocked husband, who demanded an explanation — she confessed she had slept with the stripper at her party.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets

I think midgets are only a small problem.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets

I'll give them a short prayer.