Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...again

[TimmiB]

Unnamed friend, has got herself pregnant at the age of 17, with only a spaced out violent idiot of a boyfriend to help her out. Her parents are throwing her out of their flat. She has cheated on her boyfriend and hates herself for it. She is depressed, ill, and in need of a bloody miracle.

Scared that my beautiful friend will end up in the gutter

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

Unnamed friend, has got herself pregnant at the age of 17, with only a spaced out violent idiot of a boyfriend to help her out. Her parents are throwing her out of their flat. She has cheated on her boyfriend and hates herself for it. She is depressed, ill, and in need of a bloody miracle.

Scared that my beautiful friend will end up in the gutter

She's obviously a whore.

Are you the father of the bastard baby she's carrying?

Pastor Deacon Fred told me about an unmarried teenager who found herself in the family way last week who told her parents that she had never known a boy sexually. Instead, she blamed the pregnancy on a ghost. She was immediately slapped senseless by her annoyed parents and sent to Pastor, who threw her out of the church. "The whole idea of a spirit diddling with a young girl is such a preposterous, lewd proposition," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "Frankly, I don't know where this little scallywag got the idea for such an outrageous, bald-faced lie."

[TimmiB]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

She's obviously a whore.

Are you the father of the bastard baby she's carrying?

Pastor Deacon Fred told me about an unmarried teenager who found herself in the family way last week who told her parents that she had never known a boy sexually. Instead, she blamed the pregnancy on a ghost. She was immediately slapped senseless by her annoyed parents and sent to Pastor, who threw her out of the church. "The whole idea of a spirit diddling with a young girl is such a preposterous, lewd proposition," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "Frankly, I don't know where this little scallywag got the idea for such an outrageous, bald-faced lie."

Shes not a whore, she doesn't get paid for sex as it happens. Well not that I'm aware of.

Why on earth would you assume i was the father?

Well obviously that person in that lovely story, was a brick short of a lego set lol, but what does that have to do with my mate?

And thanks for supporting her

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

Unnamed friend, has got herself pregnant at the age of 17, with only a spaced out violent idiot of a boyfriend to help her out. Her parents are throwing her out of their flat. She has cheated on her boyfriend and hates herself for it. She is depressed, ill, and in need of a bloody miracle.

Scared that my beautiful friend will end up in the gutter

Shes not a whore, she doesn't get paid for sex as it happens. Well not that I'm aware of.

Why on earth would you assume i was the father?

Well obviously that person in that lovely story, was a brick short of a lego set lol, but what does that have to do with my mate?

And thanks for supporting her

Based on your butchering of American English, I assume you are from the UK. Therefore, your ignorance in asking saved True Christians™ to pray for undeserving sinners is understandable. Unless your "friend" was either raped in a rural area or raped in a city and screamed, she deserves whatever punishment God sees fit to visit upon her.

If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;

Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die.

But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:

For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Deuteronomy 22:23-29




I am suspicious that there may be no "friend" at all and that you are the very whore you are asking us to pray for. Well, to use vernacular that you may be familiar with, sod off you dirty slag.







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[Brother Enoch]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

Unnamed friend, has got herself pregnant at the age of 17, with only a spaced out violent idiot of a boyfriend to help her out. Her parents are throwing her out of their flat. She has cheated on her boyfriend and hates herself for it. She is depressed, ill, and in need of a bloody miracle.

Scared that my beautiful friend will end up in the gutter

Is your friend Saved? I'm guessing no, or she wouldn't be knocked up out of wedlock. Maybe that's the first thing you should get to work on. Get her to a Baptist church and get her right with God. While you're at it you could do the same. Then prayers might mean something.

This is beside the point, but I can't help asking. Why is your friend unnamed? Did her parents hate her that much? Are they hippies or something?

[TimmiB]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

I am suspicious that there may be no "friend" at all and that you are the very whore you are asking us to pray for. Well, to use vernacular that you may be familiar with, sod off you dirty slag.







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dude, i'm a bloke!

And yes i'm from the UK. Which is no worse than america before you get started, a country is just a landmass.

And I'm not saying that she doesnt deserve it, because she has been pretty stupid if im honest. I'm just asking for prayer because she needs help while dealing with the state she has gotten herself into.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

I assumed you were a female for several reasons. First, men older than twelve should not refer to themselves with a diminutive 'y' or 'ie' at all, as it makes them sound like homosexuals or pedophiles. Worse still, you chose to refer to yourself as Timmi, ending with a single 'i'. This is a diminutive spelling most often chosen by exotic dancers and prostitutes. Examples of this are Brandi, Mimi, or Bobbi.

There was also a generally whiny tone to your original post. Heterosexual men do not whine. As you have stated that you are not a female, I can only assume you are a gay. I apologize for my error.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

dude, i'm a bloke!

Speak American, boy.

What is a "bloke" anyway?

And yes i'm from the UK. Which is no worse than america before you get started, a country is just a landmass.

Listen up pal; There are HUGE differences between America and England. America is God's favorite country. God hates England intensely.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

Unnamed friend, has got herself pregnant at the age of 17, with only a spaced out violent idiot of a boyfriend to help her out. Her parents are throwing her out of their flat. She has cheated on her boyfriend and hates herself for it. She is depressed, ill, and in need of a bloody miracle.

Scared that my beautiful friend will end up in the gutter

Well Timmi,your only hope is get the young lady and your self to a Baptist Church,join it get right with the Lord and get MARRIED right now.
Be a man and step up to the plate and marry her, you got her into the problem she has, now do the right thing and accept responsibility for the Both of your ACTIONS. Do not be a sniveling little boy,you planted the seed ,now do the right thing!

[mark lewis]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

I have to say that I'm ashamed of my fellow Englishman. Terrible grammar, slack morals (why has he not administered a beating himself?) and, as our esteemed brother points out, almost certainly a homer. (PS. "bloke" used in this way reinforced the argument of gayness - "guy" would outright confirm it)

[Snore.Wife]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

I will pray for your friend. She deserves the help any individual deserves in a time of need.

God made us each in his image, wether they be man, woman, 'Negro' as many of you members so politically correctly put it, disabled or otherwise.

Forgiveness is a concept many of you seem unable to comprehend. And it is one dear to my heart.

I have seen many comments on this forum that have disgusted and outraged me. You say God himself would smite those who cuss and feel pressured to obey the rules and norms our society today values, however many of you seem to forget what God put us on this Earth for.

Although i have many comments i would like to add, i haven't time as i have many important matters to attend, for example my education and work.

One last thing i'd like to add is that i am too from the UK and feel your insolence in not needed and feel you are trying to find things to detract the point. Because an individual has challenged your point of view, you are quick to dismiss them in any way possible.

I am absolutely sure that you too, have your faults.

Please all think about why God put us here and what your true purpose is, because the point is that none of us have one singular purpose. Each of us is here to do justice to our creator in any way and we should respect his decisions.

The Lord knows what he is doing and you are blatently challenging his decisions.


I wish your friend the best in her situation.
Help her with the beautiful baby she is carrying.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

I have seen many comments on this forum that have disgusted and outraged me. You say God himself would smite those who cuss and feel pressured to obey the rules and norms our society today values, however many of you seem to forget what God put us on this Earth for.

Although i have many comments i would like to add, i haven't tim

We don't say that friend, God does. As it is says in the Ten Commandments "Thou shall not take name of the Lord in vain." Capital crime under His law so it would be obvious that God's judgment is against a profaner unless they repent.

Now why are you try to brush of this silly story of this virgin getting pregnant from a "ghost" of all things, and yet she still claim to be a virgin. The whole thing is outrageous. Don't you agree the only way this woman could have gotten pregnant is from a man?

[Snore.Wife]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

Now why are you try to brush of this silly story of this virgin getting pregnant from a "ghost" of all things, and yet she still claim to be a virgin. The whole thing is outrageous. Don't you agree the only way this woman could have gotten pregnant is from a man?

I did not brush this story off, however this was a story from another, not from this individual. The female in question was naive, this is true however she did not claim to have been involved in sexual practices with some sort of paranormal being.

On another matter, you say that criminal law is from the Lords practices, the 10 commandments...

Rape is injustifiable.

Although there may be some females who victimise themselves, prsenting themselves in ways they should not, there are many of those who are perfectly presentable, entirely good minded women, and men for that matter, who are victims every single day and they are being criticised and victimised by many members of this website and condemned as "whores" and in some cases "sluts". This i do not condone.

I understand, and for that matter respect, that each individual has their own opinion.
However there is a matter of opinion and a matter of being disrespectful, politically incorrect and in many cases i have read so far unspeakable crude and cruel.

Please take into account that many peoples situations are not entirely known.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

>>>>>>>>>>> A bunch of BS that does not matter at this time <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!
YIC
JH

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Pray for my hurt friend, she's got herself into trouble...aga

a country is just a landmass.

Watch your language! We don't abide that sort of filth on our Christian forum!