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  • #16
    Re: I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU ALL ON A PRAYER REQUEST.

    "Pastor" Ezekiel, I'm sure I'd love to get on my knees for you, you sex god. I'm an unmarried virgin, and I want to give myself to you in every way!!
    Cranky Senile Scum, I tried last night to make friends here. I actually believed this was a Christian place. Until, of course, I began to read those DETESTABLE threads.
    God=Life, Look, I know you're completely jealous of me and all, but you really need to get over it. It's really sad. It just makes me feel even more sorry for you.
    You all have to put trademarks behind your "facts" and "true christian"-wanna-be selves, but only because you are all liars. You're sick in the head. All of you are. YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!


    YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIANS, YOU ARE A CULT!!!!!

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    • #17
      Re: I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU ALL ON A PRAYER REQUEST.

      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
      Cranky Senile Scum, ... I know you're completely jealous of me and all ... makes me feel even more sorry for you... you are all liars. You're sick in the head. All of you are. YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!
      Have you tried surrendering to God yet? You seem to have a LOT of anger in you. You do not have to bear that anger alone, you know.

      It's difficult to take hateful people seriously, I can only turn the other cheek and love you.

      As an aside, if you want to learn how a real lady behaves, check out this proper thread:

      A Holy Hello from Sunny Florida! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36895
      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • #18
        Re: I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU ALL ON A PRAYER REQUEST.

        Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
        "Pastor" Ezekiel, I'm sure I'd love to get on my knees for you, you sex god. I'm an unmarried virgin, and I want to give myself to you in every way!!
        Thank you for the offer, but I am a True Christian(tm) Pastor, and as such, I am not interested in committing whoredoms with you.

        Besides, I've been happily engaged for over 6 years now.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU ALL ON A PRAYER REQUEST.

          Hm, perhaps I am wasting my time trying to save your soul. Perhaps I should try a slightly different aproach here.

          Cranky Senile Scum, I tried last night to make friends here. I actually believed this was a Christian place. Until, of course, I began to read those DETESTABLE threads.
          Cranky Senile Scum, hm, I have to remember that one. Anyways. You yet have to provide a single example of where we approve of rape. Even though several people asked you several times for that. So I think by now you discovered you are wrong on that and somehow you do not have the decency to admit you have been wrong about us. You clearly are a spoiled brat who deserves to die as soon as possible so you can burn in hell for all eternity.

          you are all liars. You're sick in the head. All of you are. YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIANS, YOU ARE A CULT!!!!!
          So because we follow the entire Holy Bible, every letter of it, we are a cult? Don't you think all those false Christians who pick and choose from God's Holy Bible instead of using all of it are the cult? You stupid idiotic retard with no brain!

          Think I am harsh here? It's all in the Bible! Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

          And let me repeat:           It is not us you are disagreeing with, you are disagreeing with GOD!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #20
            Re: I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU ALL ON A PRAYER REQUEST.

            It's certainly a confused child... all that hate, where does it come from? Perhaps she's possessed by an evil spirit:

            Mark 1:23-26 Just then a man in their synagogue who was possessed by an evil spirit cried out, "What do you want with us, Jesus of Nazareth? Have you come to destroy us? I know who you are—the Holy One of God!". "Be quiet!" said Jesus sternly. "Come out of him!" The evil spirit shook the man violently and came out of him with a shriek.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • #21
              Re: I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU ALL ON A PRAYER REQUEST.

              You make me sad GodSaveMe.

              I will pray for you to get healed. Isaiah 53:5 "But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #22
                Re: I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU ALL ON A PRAYER REQUEST.

                Originally posted by SadDemonPossessedGirl View Post
                "Pastor" Ezekiel, I'm sure I'd love to get on my knees for you, you hateful insult deleted. I'm an unmarried virgin, and I want to give myself to you in every way!!
                hateful insult deleted, I tried last night to make friends here. I actually believed this was a Christian place. Until, of course, I began to read those DETESTABLE threads.
                God=Life, Look, I know you're rambling stupidity deleted, but you really need to get over it. It's really sad. It just makes me feel even more sorry for you.
                You all have to put trademarks behind your "facts" and "true christian"-wanna-be selves, but only because you are all hateful insult deleted. You're hateful insult deleted. All of you are. HATEFUL INSULT DELETED!!!!
                Poor girl.

                How long is it since you first realized you were possessed by demons? We would gladly help you out of this terrible state of insanity, you know.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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