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  • Icelandic
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    • Feb 2010
    • 30

    #211
    Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

    HAHAHAHA you inbreeds.

    Actually volcanos dont scare us Icelanders as much as it scares you ppl.

    It's more like bringing alot of tourists to the side (even as close as few meters to it), again bringing more of there money to us Icelanders. Even if Katla would go KABOOM it would just be more exciting to us. Since we are Icelanders (tough ppl not in the need for a whining now and then as you ppl are), all volcanic eruptions will just bring us more money to our economy and more exciting things to the Icelandic public. I even think some Icelanders are also praying that Katla would also go up in flames, since i wont do us much harm, but can bring ALOT of money to iceland

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #212
      Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

      Originally posted by Icelandic View Post
      HAHAHAHA you inbreeds.

      Actually volcanos dont scare us Icelanders as much as it scares you ppl.

      It's more like bringing alot of tourists to the side (even as close as few meters to it), again bringing more of there money to us Icelanders. Even if Katla would go KABOOM it would just be more exciting to us. Since we are Icelanders (tough ppl not in the need for a whining now and then as you ppl are), all volcanic eruptions will just bring us more money to our economy and more exciting things to the Icelandic public. I even think some Icelanders are also praying that Katla would also go up in flames, since i wont do us much harm, but can bring ALOT of money to iceland
      You have just been won the retard of the year award.
      You state that some of you are praying that God blows up Katla to bring in tourism cash. I got to tell ya we are praying with you but for a slightly different result

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      • Icelandic
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        • Feb 2010
        • 30

        #213
        Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        You have just been won the retard of the year award.
        This reminds me of the replays I got in kindergarten way back, when immature minds didn't have a intelligent answer.

        I know everything about how you inbreeds pray, no need to tell me that. But since volcanic eruptions will just bring us fun and money, thats just a way off underlining the stupidity you ppl live in.

        Well I just wanted to inform you ppl that we are and will be FINE even though the nature does some of it's tricks. We are used to the nature and the powers that the nature can bring. WE ARE ICELANDERS!!!

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #214
          Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

          Originally posted by Icelandic View Post
          We are used to the nature and the powers that the nature can bring. WE ARE ICELANDERS!!!
          You're not related to Sledge Riprock, are you?

          WE ARE ICELANDERS! Our brains are FROZEN! God has told us to MOVE ALONG!! But We WON"T LISTEN! We Like FIRE, because we're all going to HELL!

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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #215
            Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Not even those stupid Icelanders will be able to deny God's might now.
            No one ever lost money betting on the stupidity of Icelanders.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22355

              #216
              Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

              Originally posted by Icelandic View Post
              Actually volcanos dont scare us Icelanders as much as it scares you ppl.
              Nothing scares us. We are True Christians(tm).
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #217
                Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                Originally posted by Icelandic View Post
                HAHAHAHA you inbreeds.
                Thank you for your persecution. This proves that we are right.

                Actually volcanos dont scare us Icelanders as much as it scares you ppl.

                It's more like bringing alot of tourists to the side (even as close as few meters to it), again bringing more of there money to us Icelanders. Even if Katla would go KABOOM it would just be more exciting to us. Since we are Icelanders (tough ppl not in the need for a whining now and then as you ppl are), all volcanic eruptions will just bring us more money to our economy and more exciting things to the Icelandic public. I even think some Icelanders are also praying that Katla would also go up in flames, since i wont do us much harm, but can bring ALOT of money to iceland

                What a ridiculous story. The money you make from those tourists isn't going to help you in any way, if they are looking at the smoldering ruins of Reykjavik. I think the point is simply that you are mortified now that you realize that God is going to bring swift retribution over your godless country for the sins you committed. After all, you said a couple of weeks ago:

                Originally posted by Icelandic View Post
                This will be my last post (hopefully bringing little joy to your lifes, since I can't see anything bringing joy to people with there minds on killing and suffurings). So there is no need to ask me any other questions. I hope you won't be so stupid to go through life by hurting and praying hurt over others (whats the different of hurting and praying hurt over others?). I choose to go through life with Gods love at hand, doing my very best to help others and being good to them, letting them know I'm Christian, so hopefully through me, someone will see Jesus and get the biggest gift of life, the relationship with my all mighty God.
                Why have you returned? Clearly, you left convinced that you were right and we were wrong about God's Will, and that God wouldn't hear Our Prayers. However, as the eruption started, just a few weeks after we started praying, you came to realize that you were completely and tragically wrong: God indeed does hate Iceland, and He is going to punish its godless people for their sins.

                You now come here with big talk, desperately trying to convince yourself that God's Wrath is not upon you, or that you will defy it, despite all the evidence to the contrary you can see out of your bedroom window every morning. But you aren't fooling any of us, it is clear that you are mortified by His Power and His Terrible Rage.

                Originally posted by Icelandic View Post
                This reminds me of the replays I got in kindergarten way back, when immature minds didn't have a intelligent answer.

                I know everything about how you inbreeds pray, no need to tell me that. But since volcanic eruptions will just bring us fun and money, thats just a way off underlining the stupidity you ppl live in.

                Well I just wanted to inform you ppl that we are and will be FINE even though the nature does some of it's tricks. We are used to the nature and the powers that the nature can bring. WE ARE ICELANDERS!!!
                I could say the same here. You sound really frightened here. Do you think Jesus will rethink His Decision of destroying Iceland because you claim to be such tough guys that you will survive God's Wrath? Don't be an idiot. God has destroyed much greater nations than Iceland in the past.

                But there is a way out! If you and your fellow God-hating eskimoes repent now of your sins and accept Christ as your Lord and Saviour™, there is a chance God repents of the bloody destruction He has planned to bring over your country. Remember the history of the Prophet Jonah and the Godless City of Nineveh! When Nineveh repented after they heard the warnings of Jonah, God decided to spare the city. In the same way, if you repent of your sins because of our warnings, God might have mercy on you, and give you another chance.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • iceland!
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                  • Mar 2010
                  • 7

                  #218
                  Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                  so, if i am an eskimo and live in an igloo then how could i be using a computer to write this? you need electricity to recharge your computer... oh and by the way most icelandic houses look something like this:





                  so i recommend that you visit the country before you judge it...

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
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                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2025
                    • 15118

                    #219
                    Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                    Originally posted by iceland! View Post
                    so, if i am an eskimo and live in an igloo then how could i be using a computer to write this? you need electricity to recharge your computer... oh and by the way most icelandic houses look something like this:





                    so i recommend that you visit the country before you judge it...
                    WOW! It really is amazing what you can do with ice these days.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • iceland!
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                      • Mar 2010
                      • 7

                      #220
                      Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      WOW! It really is amazing what you can do with ice these days.
                      WOW! I think you need glasses... Not only is that house not made out of snow but there is no snow there...

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29448

                        #221
                        Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                        Originally posted by iceland! View Post
                        so, if i am an eskimo and live in an igloo then how could i be using a computer to write this? you need electricity to recharge your computer... oh and by the way most icelandic houses look something like this:





                        so i recommend that you visit the country before you judge it...
                        Originally posted by iceland! View Post
                        WOW! I think you need glasses... Not only is that house not made out of snow but there is no snow there...
                        Prove the house is not made of snow. I have seen the 'Discovery Channel'. I have also seen a sno-cat like the one in the driveway.

                        The snow of the ground was shoveled for the picture.

                        Laptop computers use batteries.

                        Checkmate. Now go run off and eat your blubber, eskimoe boy.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • hellsfire
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                          • Feb 2010
                          • 31

                          #222
                          Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                          this house is just some picture found on the internet. well that's my guess.

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                          • BelieverInGod
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                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #223
                            Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                            Originally posted by iceland! View Post
                            WOW! I think you need glasses... Not only is that house not made out of snow but there is no snow there...
                            You're from Iceland and you don't know the difference between ice and snow?
                            Drama queen

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                            • god's 404
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                              • Mar 2010
                              • 4

                              #224
                              Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                              i think you all are ridiculous your no different then the museum or al qaeda the government should stop you before you really do kill some body and say god told you to do it your taking a beautiful book (the bible) and twisting to mean what ever you want it to i am an openly gay young man and i see nothing wrong with it your the people with the problem i personally hope you all burn in hell for the acts of evil you commit against all of man kind at large you say your in the name of god but if i remember correctly god was loving and Matthew
                              7 say judge not least ye be judged and one day you will all face the day when you'll be judged for your wrong doings and if half of what you say is true i'll get to meet every one of you in hell

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #225
                                Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                                The museum or al-quaida? Huh?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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