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  • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

    Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
    You are an embarrasment to our Eskimo kind. It shames me deeply to know I share ancestry with you. Were it not for fine Christian and literate men like Alexander Jonsson I would completely shun the unholy denizens of your demonic iceberg!

    You anger the Lord and shame your ancestors.
    Yes, it sometimes amazes me how unintelligent and hateful these Eskimo atheists can be towards our religion. This is a good example of how the lack of good Christian education can turn people into monsters in no time. They have no signs of intelligence, no moral standards... nothing!

    God's anger shall be upon them, just wait and see.
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    • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

      Just wanted to tell me fellow Icelanders

      "DON'T FEED THE TROLL!!"

      trolling: Being a [prick] on the internet because you can. Typically unleashing [one or more] [cynical] or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander, because...


      And to you crazy people in the LOB church I have nothing to say.

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      • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

        Originally posted by SnowDemon View Post

        And to you crazy people in the LOB church I have nothing to say.
        As Jesus will have nothing to say to you on the Day of Judgment.
        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

          Originally posted by SnowDemon View Post
          And to you crazy people in the LOB church I have nothing to say.
          You subscribed to this forum solely to let us know that you don't intend to actually post anything? If you don't want to talk with us, just hitting the red "x" button at the upper right end of your window would have done the trick as well, you know.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

            Originally posted by SnowDemon View Post
            Just wanted to tell me fellow Icelanders

            "DON'T FEED THE TROLL!!"

            trolling: Being a [prick] on the internet because you can. Typically unleashing [one or more] [cynical] or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander, because...


            And to you crazy people in the LOB church I have nothing to say.
            I don't understand how these people come into our forum and then say we are trolling? We're here minding our own business, praising the Lord in our own way; you show up and start calling us names, and we're the trolls?
            Drama queen

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            • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

              The grace of god be upon us as we come together to praise Him. Amen.

              It saddens me that the hope I had for a fire and brimstone end to our ungodly country seems to be fleeting. The volcanic rupture has not proven to be the armageddon I had hoped it would be. During this holy week as we reflect on the gift that our brother-lord Jesus gave us with his death and how he in all his grace and glory triumphd over death, let us all bow our heads and pray for our absolution. And with it I will include the words of my pastor. "[Satanic gibberish removed]"
              Last edited by Mrs. Rogers; 03-31-2010, 03:36 PM. Reason: Icelandic wickedness

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              • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                This is absolutely sick. I'm in no way against being proud of a viewpoint or religion etc. That's your right, but when you're actually praying for thousands to die? That is sick, wrong and unjust. This is especially shocking because you all believe in a religion centralised around the notion of forgiveness, love and acceptance. The Bible itself states that you should, "Love thy neighbour" tell me, where is the love in praying for death? Everyone on this website has taken a perfectly healthy belief, and twisted it. Alienated it to the point where it is unrecognisable. You make me, and the world, sick.

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                • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                  Please read about the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah again.

                  If there are moral people in icelend, then God will allow them to escape.

                  ONLY immortal people will die.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                    Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                    This is absolutely sick. I'm in no way against being proud of a viewpoint or religion etc. That's your right, but when you're actually praying for thousands to die? That is sick, wrong and unjust. This is especially shocking because you all believe in a religion centralised around the notion of forgiveness, love and acceptance. The Bible itself states that you should, "Love thy neighbour" tell me, where is the love in praying for death? Everyone on this website has taken a perfectly healthy belief, and twisted it. Alienated it to the point where it is unrecognisable. You make me, and the world, sick.
                    Friend,

                    There is love all over this forum. When it comes to love you will not find any group more full of it than us TRUE Christians(tm). While we do love the Icelander scum unconditionally it is a tough love. We want them to reach Heaven too so we are willing to do what it takes to help them get there. If it means an explosive volcano, clouds of toxic flesh dissolving gas and monster tsunamis so be it. Saving as many people as possible is the only thing that counts.

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                    • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                      Don't you dare try to justify this. And I am not your "Friend".

                      Each and every one of you should be killed - there is no place in modern society for people with such disgusting, immoral and absolutely outrageous opinions. If you think you'd be saving them by having them killed ~ Do the world a favour and hang yourself. Go meet your "Maker" now.

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                      • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                        Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                        That's your right, but when you're actually praying for thousands to die? That is sick, wrong and unjust.
                        Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                        Each and every one of you should be killed - there is no place in modern society for people with such disgusting, immoral and absolutely outrageous opinions.
                        Dear friend:

                        Do you genuinely not see the irony there?
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                        • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                          Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                          This is absolutely sick.
                          That's not our fault. I'm convinced Jesus had a good reason striking you with sickness. He always has.

                          That's your right, but when you're actually praying for thousands to die? That is sick, wrong and unjust. This is especially shocking because you all believe in a religion centralised around the notion of forgiveness, love and acceptance. The Bible itself states that you should, "Love thy neighbour" tell me, where is the love in praying for death?
                          You clearly have no clue about what is in the Bible. The Bible is also about Justice. Think about the Canaanites, who were punished with complete annihilation when God sent the Israelites to punish them. The destruction of Reykjavik, which will happen any moment, as you would know if you have been following the news lately, is a very minor intervention by God, compared some of His deeds described in the Bible.

                          Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                          Don't you dare try to justify this. And I am not your "Friend".
                          "You are wrong! And don't you dare to contradict that!"

                          Can't you see how childish this is, friend? If you don't want us to reply, then why do you post here at all?

                          Each and every one of you should be killed
                          Wow, first you say we should not pray for the destruction of other people, and then you wish us dead? That's rather hypocritical, friend.

                          - there is no place in modern society for people with such disgusting, immoral and absolutely outrageous opinions.
                          In a True Christian(tm) Society, which is in the making here in America, there certainly is.

                          If you think you'd be saving them by having them killed ~ Do the world a favour and hang yourself. Go meet your "Maker" now.
                          We are already Saved(r). Why should we commit suicide? God doesn't like that!
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                            Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                            Don't you dare try to justify this. And I am not your "Friend".
                            True Christians see strangers as friends they haven't met yet. It's telling that an offer of friendship is met such instant hostility.

                            Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                            Each and every one of you should be killed...
                            Wow, you have a lot of hate, friend.

                            Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                            there is no place in modern society for people with such disgusting, immoral and absolutely outrageous opinions.
                            True. We are working very hard to get Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee elected so that we can convert the United States of America into the True Christian Nation that the founding fathers intended.

                            Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                            If you think you'd be saving them by having them killed
                            That's up to God to decide. It appears that God - in His infinite wisdom - agrees with us that icelend needs to be punished. You may hate us, but your real issue is with God...... and that's for you to resolve through prayer.

                            Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                            Do the world a favour and hang yourself. Go meet your "Maker" now.
                            No can do. God forbids suicide. To add insult to injury, it would be tantamount to autoerotic asphyxiation, which is certainly not a ticket into Heaven.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                              Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                              Each and every one of you should be killed - there is no place in modern society for people with such disgusting, immoral and absolutely outrageous opinions.
                              I do not understand your hatred and murderous rage. You make Baby Jesus cry.
                              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                              • Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                                Originally posted by St Xenu View Post
                                Don't you dare try to justify this. And I am not your "Friend".

                                Each and every one of you should be killed - there is no place in modern society for people with such disgusting, immoral and absolutely outrageous opinions. If you think you'd be saving them by having them killed ~ Do the world a favour and hang yourself. Go meet your "Maker" now.
                                And there is for people who think we were flown here by some super alien in DC10s? Really?

                                And why do you hate us? Did a catlyck priest molest you? We're True Christians(tm), we don't do those kind of things.
                                Drama queen

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