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  • Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

    I predicted the Chilean quake. I knew it was going to happen. I warned the people of Chile that it would happen, and they disregarded my warnings and now God has punished them!

    On July 21, 1973 I made a public statement on air on KDOC-TV Orange County, California on my current television show at the time "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell" and here is what I said...

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne, 7/21/1973
    "People of Chile, this is a time for redemption! Your people are 90% rosary-praying mary-worshipping papists who are doomed to Hell! Three years ago you elected a communist -- a COMMUNIST! -- to your president. Salvador Allende is the Anti-Christ and in three years your country will be in ruin and no better shape than Vietnam. Within ten years, the United States will invade your country and there will be a great war. Millions of Chileans will have died. But, this is because we care about your country and do not want to see you ensnared by Satan.

    People of Chile, listen up! God is angry! He punished you with an earthquake in 1960! I predict in a couple years that God will punish you once more! You have been warned! Accept Jesus Christ or face your fate in Hell, you unrepentant scumbags!"
    Look at how this prophecy has come to light! Today, Chile has been struck with a massive quake and hundreds are dead. I think this statement shows that I have a personal connection with God and knows what He wants and thinks.

    I take no credit for this prophecy for God Himself told me. This was God speaking through me. I am a humble man, and merely a person specially set aside by God to be His own personal voice on this earth. I am nothing great, just merely the most accurate prophet of my own time.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.


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    Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

    Simply astonishing.

    The power of the Holy Spirit is inexplicable to atheists. They fail to differentiate between the Holy and the unholy.

    Leviticus 10:10 "And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;"
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      I am nothing great, just merely the most accurate prophet of my own time.
      Amen to that Brother!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

        I'm always amazed at your clear vision. How could you ever have known about this tragedy?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          I predicted the Chilean quake. I knew it was going to happen. I warned the people of Chile that it would happen, and they disregarded my warnings and now God has punished them!

          On July 21, 1973 I made a public statement on air on KDOC-TV Orange County, California on my current television show at the time "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell" and here is what I said...



          Look at how this prophecy has come to light! Today, Chile has been struck with a massive quake and hundreds are dead. I think this statement shows that I have a personal connection with God and knows what He wants and thinks.

          I take no credit for this prophecy for God Himself told me. This was God speaking through me. I am a humble man, and merely a person specially set aside by God to be His own personal voice on this earth. I am nothing great, just merely the most accurate prophet of my own time.

          You said that in 1973! There are earthquakes in Chile ALL the time, of course one is going to be bad in almost 40 years. This isn't even strange enough to be a coincidence.

          Literally, pick any country, say something bad will happen, wait 40 effing years and I guarantee something horrible will have happened. No matter what country you pick. Jesus.

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            Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

            Originally posted by Drizzle View Post
            Literally, pick any country, say something bad will happen, wait 40 effing years and I guarantee something horrible will have happened. No matter what country you pick. Jesus.
            Someone's obviously jealous that Rev. Jim is in favor of the Lord Jesus.

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              Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

              Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
              Someone's obviously jealous that Rev. Jim is in favor of the Lord Jesus.
              Hahahaha, there is no Lord. Answer this famous question.

              So, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky?

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                Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

                Originally posted by Drizzle View Post
                You said that in 1973! There are earthquakes in Chile ALL the time, of course one is going to be bad in almost 40 years.
                A-hah! So you admit that Rev. Jim's prediction isn't just right, it's right a lot!
                Literally, pick any country, say something bad will happen, wait 40 effing years and I guarantee something horrible will have happened. No matter what country you pick. Jesus.
                Please do not take Our Lord's name in vain.
                Originally posted by Drizzle View Post
                Hahahaha, there is no Lord. Answer this famous question.

                So, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky?
                I disagree with some of your terminology, but yes. Who wouldn't?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  A-hah! So you admit that Rev. Jim's prediction isn't just right, it's right a lot!

                  Please do not take Our Lord's name in vain.

                  I disagree with some of your terminology, but yes. Who wouldn't?
                  Seriously? You believe the paragraph below but you're not a fan of Harry Potter?

                  So, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky?

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                    Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

                    Originally posted by Drizzle View Post
                    Seriously? You believe the paragraph below but you're not a fan of Harry Potter?

                    So, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky?
                    Stranger things have happened. I don't see why you put the word 'virgin' in scare quotes, and Christians are no longer required to eat Our Saviour, but the substance of that is correct, yes. What does any of that have to do with Harry Potter?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Stranger things have happened. I don't see why you put the word 'virgin' in scare quotes, and Christians are no longer required to eat Our Saviour, but the substance of that is correct, yes. What does any of that have to do with Harry Potter?
                      Please give me an example of a stranger thing to have happened.
                      You guys hate Harry Potter right? My point is that the Bible could be the next effing book.

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                        Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                        I predicted the Chilean quake. I knew it was going to happen. I warned the people of Chile that it would happen, and they disregarded my warnings and now God has punished them!

                        On July 21, 1973 I made a public statement on air on KDOC-TV Orange County, California on my current television show at the time "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell" and here is what I said...



                        Look at how this prophecy has come to light! Today, Chile has been struck with a massive quake and hundreds are dead. I think this statement shows that I have a personal connection with God and knows what He wants and thinks.

                        I take no credit for this prophecy for God Himself told me. This was God speaking through me. I am a humble man, and merely a person specially set aside by God to be His own personal voice on this earth. I am nothing great, just merely the most accurate prophet of my own time.
                        This is just great, Reverend Jim. Having "a hotline to God" can be a very useful marketing tool. Be sure to mention this on your web site when plugging your books. People will pay big money to learn what will happen in the future.


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                          Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          I predicted the Chilean quake. I knew it was going to happen. I warned the people of Chile that it would happen, and they disregarded my warnings and now God has punished them!

                          On July 21, 1973 I made a public statement on air on KDOC-TV Orange County, California on my current television show at the time "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell" and here is what I said...



                          Look at how this prophecy has come to light! Today, Chile has been struck with a massive quake and hundreds are dead. I think this statement shows that I have a personal connection with God and knows what He wants and thinks.

                          I take no credit for this prophecy for God Himself told me. This was God speaking through me. I am a humble man, and merely a person specially set aside by God to be His own personal voice on this earth. I am nothing great, just merely the most accurate prophet of my own time.
                          I recall reading this in the church archives. I never doubted it for a minute.

                          Were you a full reverend then?

                          Like all our pastors you are a great theologian and your conduit to the almighty is astounding.

                          Jesus loves Dick



                          Cheney/Palin 2012

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                            Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

                            Originally posted by Free Market Fred View Post
                            This is just great, Reverend Jim. Having "a hotline to God" can be a very useful marketing tool. Be sure to mention this on your web site when plugging your books. People will pay big money to learn what will happen in the future.


                            Revelations, straight from God
                            Absolutely! If you get any Godly stock tips like Pat Robertson does be sure to share them with Fred and me and as usual we will tithe accordingly ans share our Godly gains with Jesus.

                            Jesus loves Dick



                            Cheney/Palin 2012

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                              Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

                              I agree with Brothers Fred and TC Patriot, we can turn this into is a profitable business.

                              Can Rev Jim predict Super Bowl results as well?
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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