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  • Vavoline Johnson
    Mammy
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 960

    #1

    Pray fo da old Joo boy

    Well we got our-self a thief next door to us. She was a rich joo wider da married herself this slick joo. Anyways, cause he a joo, he be stealin packages off da front stoop of everyone here in dis here community! He even stole a package LeVitra been waitin fo and da UPS man said we lied when we said it neber come
    Well, Joo man been stealin from everybody and he got hisself caught. Down here it a felon and he got his fat ass to jail until his rich wider bailed him out
    Anyway, pray fo him cause I is sick of my stuff disappearin. You can pray fo him to drop dead for all I care. Oh, he be banned from da Piggly Wiggly groceries store, too
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
    Well we got our-self a thief next door to us. She was a rich joo wider da married herself this slick joo. Anyways, cause he a joo, he be stealin packages off da front stoop of everyone here in dis here community! He even stole a package LeVitra been waitin fo and da UPS man said we lied when we said it neber come
    Well, Joo man been stealin from everybody and he got hisself caught. Down here it a felon and he got his fat ass to jail until his rich wider bailed him out
    Anyway, pray fo him cause I is sick of my stuff disappearin. You can pray fo him to drop dead for all I care. Oh, he be banned from da Piggly Wiggly groceries store, too
    It's a sad, sad day when we have to pray for such things. Can you get a dog? I've heard joos are terrified of dogs.
    Drama queen

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22878

      #3
      Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

      A watch-pig. That's what you want. Fatten it up for next winter but tether it on your front lawn.
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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        A watch-pig. That's what you want. Fatten it up for next winter but tether it on your front lawn.
        Brother! You are just so wise

        Edit:
        See this is why we actually LISTEN to our menfolk. They're so wise
        Drama queen

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        • Vavoline Johnson
          Mammy
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 960

          #5
          Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          A watch-pig. That's what you want. Fatten it up for next winter but tether it on your front lawn.
          Dat what we gonna git...a watch pig cause we all know dem Joos stay away from da pork. We gonna tie it right to da front door fer protection.
          Well a couple of prayers fo him to drop dead wouldn't hurt, neither.
          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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          • Mrs. Rogers
            compassion personified
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2692

            #6
            Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

            Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
            Dat what we gonna git...a watch pig cause we all know dem Joos stay away from da pork. We gonna tie it right to da front door fer protection.
            Dear Vavoline, it is common knowledge that foreskins are to Jooz as cloves of garlic are to vampires; therefore if the pig doesn't scare off your sticky-fingered Joo neighbours, a string of manky foreskins hanging off of your door knob might suffice.
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            • D'Arlene Sepkowitz
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2009
              • 108

              #7
              Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

              They're all a bunch of thieves, Miss Vavoline. And you can't shut them up this week- all this nonsense about Holocaust Rememberance.




              Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
              Well we got our-self a thief next door to us. She was a rich joo wider da married herself this slick joo. Anyways, cause he a joo, he be stealin packages off da front stoop of everyone here in dis here community! He even stole a package LeVitra been waitin fo and da UPS man said we lied when we said it neber come
              Well, Joo man been stealin from everybody and he got hisself caught. Down here it a felon and he got his fat ass to jail until his rich wider bailed him out
              Anyway, pray fo him cause I is sick of my stuff disappearin. You can pray fo him to drop dead for all I care. Oh, he be banned from da Piggly Wiggly groceries store, too

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