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  • Fittjävel
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2010
    • 12

    #1

    Im gay, what can i do

    Should i chop my head off or what?
  • Good Will
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 42

    #2
    Re: Im gay, what can i do

    suicide is also a sin...

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Im gay, what can i do

      Do you know what a eunuch is?


      Matthew 19:12

      12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Felicity
        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 4834

        #4
        Re: Im gay, what can i do

        @haistakaaperse all you have to do is to stop being gay as God does not like people being gay. #Romans 1:26-27
        I Jesus!

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        • Purge the Unfaithful
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2010
          • 176

          #5
          Re: Im gay, what can i do

          As mentioned above suicide is a sin. It is murder but the requirement is that you be stoned to death. (Read all of Leviticus, it's such a blessing to read and reread!)

          I would recommend that you find some friends to surround you and throw large stones of granite at you until you are dead. While doing this remember to beg forgiveness and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior!!

          In this way you will be cleansed of your sins by being gloriously cleaned by Jesus and killed so that you will not fall victim to young, well defined men wearing tight stylish t-shirts and designer jeans.

          I pray in Jesus name!!

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          • Brother Barnabus
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 388

            #6
            Re: Im gay, what can i do

            I suggest the next time you and your perverted partner engage in whatever unnatural acts you do ... that you kiss each other's butt goodbye before you're both cast into the lake of fire .... FOREVER

            Yea Verily, Hallelujah. Amen
            Nahum 1:2

            God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


            If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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            • Nathan B. Forrest
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 394

              #7
              Re: Im gay, what can i do

              Originally posted by Fittjävel View Post
              Should i chop my head off or what?
              I don't suppose you'd need to go that far....how about you just stop sleeping with men, repent, and find yourself a good Christian Woman to start a non-queer family with? Surely that would be better than chopping your head off, wouldn't it?

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              • Ofc. Don W. Richards
                True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 491

                #8
                Re: Im gay, what can i do

                How about stop being gay?
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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12515

                  #9
                  Re: Im gay, what can i do

                  Originally posted by Fittjävel View Post
                  Should i chop my head off or what?
                  The most beautiful passage in the Bible is Jesus saying, "Go and sin no more."

                  Seems like he was talking to you.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Nathan B. Forrest
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 394

                    #10
                    Re: Im gay, what can i do

                    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                    The most beautiful passage in the Bible is Jesus saying, "Go and sin no more."

                    Seems like he was talking to you.

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                    • Jedediah
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Fisher of Men
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 6824

                      #11
                      Re: Im gay, what can i do

                      I understand. I've been there. I've struggled with those demons.

                      Becoming a eunuch is one option. I chose reorientation.

                      You can read my testimony here.

                      Good luck, son. All things are possible through Christ.
                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • Nathan B. Forrest
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 394

                        #12
                        Re: Im gay, what can i do

                        Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                        Becoming a eunuch is one option. I chose reorientation.

                        You can read my testimony here.

                        Good luck, son. All things are possible through Christ.
                        Quite the inspiring story, sir...thanks for sharing! I have a half-brother that, well, let's say he looks at the boys more than the girls if you get my meaning. I'm going to share your story with him to set him straight. So to say..

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                        • Amos zionder
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 3

                          #13
                          Re: Im gay, what can i do

                          i pray for you

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                          • TheLordSavedMe
                            A young lady servicing the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 579

                            #14
                            Re: Im gay, what can i do

                            Being gay is totally GROSS!!!

                            For one thing it's against the Bible, and for another, sex the way they do it is just WRONG!!!

                            I mean seriously, going #2 is bad enough, but having somebody put there you-know-what "up" there? Please, that is what the word YUCKY was invented for!!!

                            Tammi


                            Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                            Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                            He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                            • Nathan B. Forrest
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 394

                              #15
                              Re: Im gay, what can i do

                              Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post

                              I mean seriously, going #2 is bad enough, but having somebody put there you-know-what "up" there? Please, that is what the word YUCKY was invented for!!!
                              Yes, tallywhackers were meant for a select few things such as procreation for the Lord and other daily uses, but these perverted heathens have totally invented new and sick ways to use it.

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