[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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It'll be fun! We can stay up all night and read the Bible and, um, eat rice. Have I mentioned it's been over two months since the last flood?

I know about the wild times you have....Have watched those hilarious Paki-slapping videos you sent.

But I want to be in Freehold, but you know what else I want? A decent beach. The Green Zone swiming people has those jarheads always in it, getting grease and blood and stuff in the water.

Yeah, I know there's no beaches in Freehold. A place in that new gated counity with the water feature would be fine.

[SUV]

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Brother Trent for all that you do - I'm Praying for You.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Brother Trent for all that you do - I'm Praying for You.

Sister, you make a Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery persuasive argument, but I've already decided to stay at Jeb's place. I'll be sure to pay you a visit (or two), don't worry.

[Marshall]

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I have that misting system at The Compound.
Very nice on a hot day. If the poor weren't so lazy they could have such things.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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WMD is that a Weapon of Mouse Destruction?

LMFAO

[Marshall]

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The F in your post is offensive.

[Talitha]

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Not just the F-in Post but the A was also offensive

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I think the whole idea of joking about these war wounds is offensive. What's next, people making jokes about the pretzel that wiccan spellcasters used to almost assassinate the President?

Trent, can't wait to see you. I'm on business in Thailand right now, but I've emailed you the code for the security system. Help yourself to anything in the fridge, make yourself at home.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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I'm on business in Thailand right now, but I've emailed you the code for the security system. Help yourself to anything in the fridge, make yourself at home.

Okay, I'm settled in. Just so you don't freak out when you get home, I kind of deleted the email, and then I sort of forgot the code, to make a long story short I had to do something sort of like breaking in. I broke a window, and then when I tried to climb up via the air conditioning unit it collapsed, so I ended up just kicking the door down.

When the police came they were a bit jumpy and shot your dog. Don't worry, They recognized me away so there was no trouble.

As for the water I swear I had no idea you had a sprinkler system in there, if I'd known I would have never been so careless with the oven. Don't worry, I'll get that fixed too.

By the time you get home everything will be fixed and cleaned up, and you'll be welcoming me as a hero.

PS, where's the file you used to print that funny German Bible that was on the cofee table? I'll print you a new one once I can find it.

PPS where's this Gutenburg place?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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The F in your post is offensive.Sister TalithaRe: I'VE BEEN WOUNDED BY SADDAM'S WMD!
Not just the F-in Post but the A was also offensive

You misunderstand My 'jumping-to-incorrect-conclusions' brother and sister.
LMFAO merely stands for
L - Loving
M-My
F-Fathers
A-Almighty
O-Omnipotence

What did you think i meant?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Okay, I'm settled in. Just so you don't freak out when you get home

Okay, in normal situations I would be "freaking out" as you kids say, but I'm so grateful to have a hero like you around, so it's no big deal. I'm sure you'll get it all fixed up.

About the Gutenburg Bible, call the Landover Baptist University museum, tell them it's an emergency.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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I'm sure you'll get it all fixed up.

About the Gutenburg Bible, call the Landover Baptist University museum, tell them it's an emergency.

Uh, too late about the Kraut Bible, I couldn't find your toilet paper so I kind of had to improvise. Sorry. I'll pick one up next time I'm Germany, okay? They sell them in gift shops, I'm sure.

Oh, by the way, where did you get Alice's bed from? It was the only dry one in the house, but it turns out that the thing wasn't built to survive a grown man's full weight. I'll order a new one once I know where to call.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Praise Jesus Trent is staying at Jeb's place. That is one house that won't have to worry about a bugler when a real American Hero(r) about!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Oh, by the way, where did you get Alice's bed from? It was the only dry one in the house, but it turns out that the thing wasn't built to survive a grown man's full weight. I'll order a new one once I know where to call.

That thing cost 3,000 dollars, I hope you have a your credit card handy. All the info is here:

http://www.sweetdreambed.com/girlsgallery.htm

[Talitha]

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Jeb, I called around as usual while you're away to check on those strange plants you're growing out back in that Barn. (Do you really need to leave the lights on night and day)?

Anyway, I couldn't get into the drive because the Fire Department seemed to have some kind of practice going on at your house. At least that's what I think it was?