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  • #16
    Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

    When Cheney was in office he was truly the Head Dick.... Today we have just another dickhead for a leader.

    Amen
    Nahum 1:2

    God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


    If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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    • #17
      Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

      I always include George W Bush and Dick Cheney in my prayers every night.

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      • #18
        Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

        Originally posted by its_faith View Post
        I always include George W Bush and Dick Cheney in my prayers every night.
        It's Faith,

        You are certainly with the Lord.. as on occasion, I also pray for Bush and Dick as well. They are certainly a combination made in Heaven! I pray that they can somehow be truly united again as one.

        YIC,

        Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




        There's Jesus here,
        Just see what He offers me....
        Down here my sins forgiven,
        Up there a home in heaven
        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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        • #19
          Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

          I have the utmost faith that Dick will be okay. Dick is hard and resilient. God has made it clear that He loves Dick and will use divine intervention, if necessary, to get Dick back up.

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          • #20
            Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

            Our Dick is in good hands with Jesus. That's for sure.
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            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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            • #21
              Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

              Here's a heads up on Dick! Dick has been discharged from the hospital.
              It appears he just needed to have his vein drained of excess fluids.
              Behold the power of prayer! Dick was seen hanging out in the lobby just before his release.

              Hallelujah , Amen!
              Nahum 1:2

              God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


              If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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              • #22
                Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                Originally posted by Brother Barnabus View Post
                Here's a heads up on Dick! Dick has been discharged from the hospital.
                It appears he just needed to have his vein drained of excess fluids.
                Behold the power of prayer! Dick was seen hanging out in the lobby just before his release.

                Hallelujah , Amen!
                I am so glad that Dick has finally discharged! What a relief for him.

                That back-log of fluid must have caused a lot of stiffness and swelling though.

                I do hope that he is still up for anything like the Dick we all know and have come to love.

                YIC,

                Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                  I pray Dick wakes every morning and greets each day firm and unbending for many years to come.
                  Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                    Originally posted by Brother Barnabus View Post
                    Here's a heads up on Dick! Dick has been discharged from the hospital.
                    What wonderful news. But I just knew Dick would remain unbeaten despite Satan's best efforts. Glory!
                    True Christians are Perfect!

                    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                      As I've said before, Dick is rock solid, and a stand up guy. I'm not ashamed to tell you further that every time I'm in Dick's presence I shudder a little at Dick's girth.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #26
                        Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                        As he ages I am sure Dick doesn't get the work out he once did when he was younger but he can still stand with the best of them at the YMCA.
                        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                          I suggest we butter Dick up, and congratulate him on his good health; the sooner the better, as Dick ought not be jerked around.

                          Would a card suffice? Custom-made, with a picture of Jesus pulling Dick, pulling him close, enveloping Dick in a two-handed yet manly hug?
                          True Christians are Perfect!

                          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                          For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                            @All I love Dick!
                            I Jesus!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                              Oh Hosanna! O' LORD of Hosts! O' our great Elohim! We beseech you OH GREAT HE WHO MUST NEVER BE NAMED. Grant me the HOLY SPIRIT!

                              SHAMBLA HAMBLA KEESTA KEETSA DIID DOOO DIDD DO!

                              Oh Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick! Rise and deliver thy banner over America as His banner over me is love!

                              I bind it in the name of Jesus! Dick shall rise again. I bind the demons of the evil democrap obongo in Jesus' name. I praise You for making his approval numbers go down!

                              SHALALALALALAMBLA DAMBLA.

                              Abbbbboooouuuuutttt tooooo faallll oveeeer.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                              • #30
                                Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                Oh Hosanna! O' LORD of Hosts! O' our great Elohim! We beseech you OH GREAT HE WHO MUST NEVER BE NAMED. Grant me the HOLY SPIRIT!

                                SHAMBLA HAMBLA KEESTA KEETSA DIID DOOO DIDD DO!

                                Oh Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick! Rise and deliver thy banner over America as His banner over me is love!

                                I bind it in the name of Jesus! Dick shall rise again. I bind the demons of the evil democrap obongo in Jesus' name. I praise You for making his approval numbers go down!

                                SHALALALALALAMBLA DAMBLA.

                                Abbbbboooouuuuutttt tooooo faallll oveeeer.
                                Reverend Jones, You just go into tongues thinking about Dick, Dontcha?
                                Nahum 1:2

                                God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                                If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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