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  • #31
    Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
    Well, I for one hate Dick! I wish Dick never existed! All Dick has caused is problems in our country. He's always sticking himself into places he doesn't belong, and forcing America to choke on his disgusting neo-con Republican schtick which he spews out. So, sorry people, but I hope Dick shrivels up and dies!
    Well that was hateful. Why is it that you spades are always so angry and hateful? We Christians are full of love for Dick.


    God and Jesus love Dick a lot!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #32
      Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Well that was hateful. Why is it that you spades are always so angry and hateful? We Christians are full of love for Dick.


      God and Jesus love Dick a lot!
      Pastor, is there anything we can do about the "professor's"Tyeisha X blatant double innuendos in her post? As a TRUE Christian I am utterly disgusted. This is supposed to be a religious forum, not some kind of childish potty joke forum. T

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • #33
        Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Pastor, is there anything we can do about the "professor's" blatant double innuendos in her post? As a TRUE Christian I am utterly disgusted. This is supposed to be a religious form, not some kind of childish potty joke forum.
        Oh Lord I hadn't even noticed that! Proof once again that an atheist's mind is always in the gutter.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #34
          Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

          Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
          Well, I for one hate Dick! I wish Dick never existed! All Dick has caused is problems in our country. He's always sticking himself into places he doesn't belong, and forcing America to choke on his disgusting neo-con Republican schtick which he spews out. So, sorry people, but I hope Dick shrivels up and dies!
          All I can say is that it is a good thing you're not staring Dick in the eye and talking like that. His self control (or should I say temper) isn't what it used to be and he is more likely to shoot first and ask questions after than to enter a debate with you. There is many a story of Dick going off half cocked since he has been sick.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • #35
            Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

            I have been on my knees waiting for Dick to shower me with warmth and happiness. I continue to have happy and pleasant thoughts for good ol' Dick.
            John 1:14a - "And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us"
            Sinclair Lewis - "When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"

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            • #36
              Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

              Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
              Well, I for one hate Dick! I wish Dick never existed! All Dick has caused is problems in our country. He's always sticking himself into places he doesn't belong, and forcing America to choke on his disgusting neo-con Republican schtick which he spews out. So, sorry people, but I hope Dick shrivels up and dies!

              My wonderful Dick is white and I suspect that's the problem.

              I'll wager that if Dick were black her big mouth would be speechless with joy.
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • #37
                Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                My wonderful Dick is white and I suspect that's the problem.

                I'll wager that if Dick were black her big mouth would be speechless with joy.
                Utter rubbish! If Dick was African-American, he would simply be an Uncle Tom and embarrassment to our superior race. No true African-American man would be as narrow and hard-headed as Dick. No African-American would be as small and laughable as Dick is. You may stroke and stroke his ego all you want, but at the end of the day, Dick is a vile person who makes the world a messy place.
                sigpic

                Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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                • #38
                  Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                  Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                  Utter rubbish! If Dick was African-American, he would simply be an Uncle Tom and embarrassment to our superior race. No true African-American man would be as narrow and hard-headed as Dick. No African-American would be as small and laughable as Dick is. You may stroke and stroke his ego all you want, but at the end of the day, Dick is a vile person who makes the world a messy place.
                  Let me clue you in to a little secret, Aunt Jemima: Without Dick, life itself would be impossible.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                    Utter rubbish! If Dick was African-American, he would simply be an Uncle Tom and embarrassment to our superior race. No true African-American man would be as narrow and hard-headed as Dick. No African-American would be as small and laughable as Dick is. You may stroke and stroke his ego all you want, but at the end of the day, Dick is a vile person who makes the world a messy place.
                    That's just your lieberal Berkeley background talking.

                    It's a well known fact that non-uppity negresses could care less whether Dick is black or white. In fact, they would most likely like my white Dick better because he would treat them finer than any black Dick.

                    My white Dick never fell down on the job. My white Dick stood tall when faced with challenges. The middle east mudslimes could never put forward a Dick worthy of the name. African terrorists fell limp when my Dick faced them with a firmness they'ed never before seen.

                    Even latter day Commies wilted away when my Dick confronted them.

                    So, take your old, bitter, dried up Berkeley "attitudes" and keep pumping them into the bull-dykes you run with with. My Dick will rise up and bring a whole new meaning to White Power.
                    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • #40
                      Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                      This is without a doubt the greatest thread i have ever read on this website... You guys can be pretty funny when you want to be...

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                      • #41
                        Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                        Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                        This is without a doubt the greatest thread i have ever read on this website... You guys can be pretty funny when you want to be...
                        What the heck is so funny, Dick is in dreadful shape, Dick is not nearly as ridged as in years past. You should help us pray for Dick.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                          Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                          This is without a doubt the greatest thread i have ever read on this website... You guys can be pretty funny when you want to be...

                          Funny? What's this funny stuff? My Dick is seriously down at the moment.

                          You are truly heartless.

                          Have some sympathy for him while he's laying all limp trying to recover from the beating he's taken.
                          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                          • #43
                            Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                            There was a Dick update today.Dick has had an external pump installed to keep going. His heart just wasn't in it anymore and Doctors have installed a pump to compensate for his lack of heart rate. Our Dick is now wearing jewelry stating that you will find him pulseless but otherwise alive and well.Thank goodness for Popular Mechanics.
                            A prayer circle may be needed for Dick's pump, at any time, so be forewarned and ready to support Dick and his pump.
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                              Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                              This is without a doubt the greatest thread i have ever read on this website... You guys can be pretty funny when you want to be...

                              We are not here to make you laugh; we are here to make you think.

                              We bring you the Good News of the Bible so that you may consider its worth, and we share crictical news of the world so that you can be informed and take your stand among the upright-- just as Dick has done so often in the past.

                              As the Brothers have explained, Dick is now in need of support. Let us surround Dick with our clasped hands in prayer.

                              Supportively Yours,

                              Handmaiden
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • #45
                                Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

                                Tannor, there are a lot of medications that you can try for making sure your Dick springs back to his finest shape. I don't know their name, but you can always check on Google.

                                I am sure your realize prayer may not be good enough, since Dick has sinned and is not a True Christian, however religious you may be.

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