[Lisa H]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

Tannor, there are a lot of medications that you can try for making sure your Dick springs back to his finest shape. I don't know their name, but you can always check on Google.

I am sure your realize prayer may not be good enough, since Dick has sinned and is not a True Christian, however religious you may be.

Get you filthy atheist mind out of the gutter you pervert.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

Well, I for one hate Dick! I wish Dick never existed! All Dick has caused is problems in our country. He's always sticking himself into places he doesn't belong, and forcing America to choke on his disgusting neo-con Republican schtick which he spews out. So, sorry people, but I hope Dick shrivels up and dies!

Hey!! Why so testy? Dick has given every inch of himself to America, so the least you could do is get on your knees in the spirit of love and give a little back to him!

I implore you to get into your prayer closet right now and think of nothing BUT DICK. I am sure once you are there, you will succumb to the immense power Dick holds and then, never look back.

All I am saying is give Dick a chance.

YIC,

Mrs.P Wintersnow

[HTannor]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

All I am saying is give Dick a chance.

Thank you, Mrs. P Wintersnow.

That uppity negress needs a good whipping by my beloved Dick.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

Utter rubbish! If Dick was African-American, he would simply be an Uncle Tom and embarrassment to our superior race. No true African-American man would be as narrow and hard-headed as Dick. No African-American would be as small and laughable as Dick is. You may stroke and stroke his ego all you want, but at the end of the day, Dick is a vile person who makes the world a messy place.

I'm having a hard time swallowing all that rasist spew.

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

How is Dick faring? Last night I prayed so hard for him that I swear there was an invisible presence in my mouth! It was almost as if he came in the room with me.

He truly is the greatest Dick the world has seen!

[handmaiden]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

He truly is the greatest Dick the world has seen!

That may be true, but I still think that Nixon was the Dick to beat.


Prayfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

That may be true, but I still think that Nixon was the Dick to beat.


Prayfully Yours,

Handmaiden

A different Dick for a different age.
Some Dicks come and some Dicks go but the real Dick's for the ages.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

That may be true, but I still think that Nixon was the Dick to beat.


Prayfully Yours,

Handmaiden

Actually Dick was a member of Nixon's administration. I'm a little too young to actually remember much of the Nixon era, but to see both Dicks, when they were young and strong, working together, that would of brought me to my knees.

[His Final Harvest]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

Hey!! Why so testy? Dick has given every inch of himself to America, so the least you could do is get on your knees in the spirit of love and give a little back to him!

I implore you to get into your prayer closet right now and think of nothing BUT DICK. I am sure once you are there, you will succumb to the immense power Dick holds and then, never look back.

All I am saying is give Dick a chance.

YIC,

Mrs.P Wintersnow

I'm in the closet right now (thank you Jesus for the iphone!) and I just got done working up a real holy lather, my mind fixed firmly on Dick. Lord, please keep that little doohicky pumping our Dick until you're ready to bring him home and kneel before you to receive your blessing.

[Naomi-Ruth]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

I, too, will be praying for Dick. My husband thinks it very important that I do that as a good Christian woman.
Here's hoping that Dick's pump works and brings him to the fullest possible and makes him ready to explode back onto the scene soon enough! He truly is one of the greatest Dicks America (heck, maybe the whole world!) has ever seen.

I may be marked as "unsaved trash" right now on this forum, but rest assured, like all you True Christians, I will be praying for Dick. No heart condition could ever be a problem for America's greatest Dick. He will overcome it all- nobody can lick Dick!