X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 3
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 template Next
  • #31
    Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    You're still confusing us with catholics. Let me put it to you simply, we don't follow the guy with the silly fish hat.
    i am not confused you are confused just exept what you people are and put shotgun in your mouths and pull the trigger thats the best thing you can do for the world

    Comment

    • #32
      Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

      Originally posted by Mr Eskimo View Post
      i am not confused you are confused just exept what you people are and put shotgun in your mouths and pull the trigger thats the best thing you can do for the world
      You truly are a dimwit, aren't you?! Why would we want to ruin everything and go to Hell for disobeying one of Our Lord's commandments?

      Thou shalt not kill
      Exodus 20:13
      "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

      Comment

      • #33
        Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

        Originally posted by Mr Eskimo View Post
        i am not confused you are confused just exept what you people are and put shotgun in your mouths and pull the trigger thats the best thing you can do for the world
        If you live your life according to the word of God, how can you be confused? And why do you resort to violence immediately? I don't see anyone here being as agressive as you are and in my opinion it's very uncalled for.

        Comment

        • #34
          Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

          Originally posted by Mr Eskimo View Post
          i am not confused you are confused just exept what you people are and put shotgun in your mouths and pull the trigger thats the best thing you can do for the world
          You seem angry.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

          Comment

          • #35
            Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

            piffle you you piece of shit assholes Filthy words Deleted - Admin

            Comment

            • #36
              Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

              Originally posted by Mr Eskimo View Post
              piffle you you piece of shit assholes

              Oh, dear! That is hardly appropriate language for prayer, young man.


              Please try to understand that your prayer request has been posted here by the good offices of the leaders of Landover Baptist. It is a trifling odd of you to request prayer propitiation for the elimination of the venue where you have just posted a call to prayer. If God were so inclined to answer your prayer and shut down LBC,than your prayer to have LBC shut down would have nowhere from which to sound forth its call.

              This is rather like one of those time travel story paradoxes in which a traveler interferes with the meeting between his own grandparents, thus preventing himself from being born so that he can go back in time and keep his grandparents from meeting each other. Oh, my, there go the headaches again. It's really all too much for my foolish female faculties.

              Do keep centering your thoughts on the efficacy of prayer. It is excellent for calming the mind and reducing the need to fly into a spittle-emitting rage.

              Graciously Yours,

              Handmaiden
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

              Comment

              • #37
                Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

                Originally posted by Mr Eskimo View Post
                i am not confused you are confused just exept what you people are and put shotgun in your mouths and pull the trigger thats the best thing you can do for the world
                Dear Godmocking Savage;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping icebergs and killing baby penguins to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                Comment

                • #38
                  Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

                  Well, I do not think God works that way.

                  I do think that God's love would enter anyone who makes a complete and utter mockery of all that is hooly, only gets to see God's Glory through their own perverted little minds, which is enough punishment by itself.

                  And by this I mean crazy bigots as well as mocking fools.
                  revelations 9
                  5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

                  Comment

                  • #39
                    Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

                    Originally posted by The_holy_light_shine View Post
                    Well, I do not think God works that way.

                    I do think that God's love would enter anyone who makes a complete and utter mockery of all that is hooly, only gets to see God's Glory through their own perverted little minds, which is enough punishment by itself.

                    And by this I mean crazy bigots as well as mocking fools.
                    Do you have a point? Seriously, do you have a point? Are you trying to say anything more insightful than "sin is bad" here?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

                    Comment

                    • #40
                      Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Do you have a point? Seriously, do you have a point? Are you trying to say anything more insightful than "sin is bad" here?
                      1 Kings 3:9
                      Give therefore thy servant an understanding heart to judge thy people, that I may discern between good and bad: for who is able to judge this thy so great a people?
                      revelations 9
                      5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

                      Comment

                      • #41
                        Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

                        Why is it that all these Godmocking atheists cry for religious freedom one minute, then want Obama to shut down Christian churches the next?

                        Either they want religious freedom or they don't.

                        PICK ONE, ALREADY!!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                        Comment

                        • #42
                          Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

                          Originally posted by The_holy_light_shine View Post
                          Well, I do not think God works that way.
                          Well - goodness me. You don't think that God works that way, regardless of what the Bible says.

                          I hope you're giving Him your advice so that he can issue us with a brand new Bible that says that He works just the way you think He should. Or to make it easier for Him, why don't you just write your own bible? You wouldn't be the first. Let me start it for you:

                          In the beginning God created fluffy bunnies...

                          Better be quick, though. Oh, and dress for warm weather.
                          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

                          Comment

                          • #43
                            Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

                            Im sure the Landover Babtist Church will have a great future, while the cathlic church gets burned down. Why? Because Jesus is on our side!
                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                            -Holocaust Jokes
                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

                            Comment

                            • #44
                              Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

                              Originally posted by TrueGermanChrist View Post
                              Im sure the Landover Babtist Church will have a great future, while the cathlic church gets burned down. Why? Because Jesus is on our side!
                              Maybe, just maybe, you will even learn to spell "Baptist".

                              You're from /b/, aren't you? They all are incapable of spelling "Baptist".
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                              Comment

                              • #45
                                Re: Pray for Landover Baptist Church To Be Shut Down

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Dear Godmocking Savage;

                                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping icebergs and killing baby penguins to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
                                no sir thank you for proving to me how ignorant you really are penguins really hahahaha do you actully know enything about iceland

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 2 3 template Next
                                Working...
                                X