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    Please pray for this chronic masturbator

    A man was arrested in Sarasota, Fla., after he allegedly stole a copy of Sports Illustrated from the shelf and pleasured himself in the store's toy section.


    According to an arrest affidavit posted on TheSmokingGun.com, a site that posts funny or scandalous legal documents, William Tyler Black was arrested Sept. 14 and charged with battery and exposure of sexual organs.
    These charges have not been proven in court.


    A Walmart supervisor told police the man “ejaculated onto the floor and wiped his hand on a toy along with rubbing his foot in the suspected semen on the floor.”


    When police asked him what he was doing in the toy aisle, he said he was looking for a present for his daughter.
    A police source told The Smoking Gun the dirtied toy was a Star Wars lightsaber, and the magazine was a Sports Illustrated with Brooklyn Decker on the cover.
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    I hope this wasn't some liberal stunt in protest of anti-masturbator O'Donnell. Either way this man could use our prayers to cease his disgusting behavior.

    Masturbation is an act of the devil!!! You also run the risk of God smiting you blind!!
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

    Tags: florida, masturbation = gay sex, prayer requests, wallmart
  • #2
    Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

    I'll pray he goes to HELL right along with the load of millions of sperm souls he sent to HELL when he spilled his seed on Walmart's floor!
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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

      A Democrat, obviously.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        A Democrat, obviously.
        And one of those Sin Fagsisco gays. Only a openly gay man would try to secretly pollute himself at the image of another man while buying his daughter a toy. I tell you, if I meet Mr Black I find him so disgusting I would beat him until fluid gushed from his body. I am sorry, I know that is not the Christian thing to do but I am quite worked up about this story.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          A Democrat, obviously.
          Probably left handed too.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

            It's just lucky some infirm old lady didn't slip on that muck, there could of been a huge compensation claim looming.
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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

              Gay Rights Timeline
              Once punishable by death....still illegal, reduced to jail/fine....psychiatrists considered it a disorder....legalized....increased media exposure....gay "rights" and gay marriage...gays taking over.

              Masturbation Timeline
              Once punishable by death....still illegal, reduced to jail/fine....psychiatrists considered it a disorder....legalized....increased media exposure....masturbation "rights"....masturbators taking over.


              DO NOT BE FOOLED! The Masturbatory Agenda is going to fight to decriminalize public masturbation. They will whine his civil rights are being violated and has the right to practice his sexuality. WAKE UP AMERICA, THE PERVERTS ARE WINNING!

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                Every time a man spills his seed outside of his wife's baby-maker, he is committing an act of genocide! To be so brazen and unashamed about this terrible sin says a lot about where this country is going under Osambo's socialist experiment with our Christian Nation. Next thing you know, there will be an unelected czar telling us that we must "tolerate" public masturbation, just as we are forced to "tolerate" queers and immodestly dressed trollops. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!
                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                  The saddest thing about this pervert, who was caught masturbating in a WalMart aisle, is that his case represents only the fainest tip of the masturbatory iceberg.

                  Every day, literally hundreds of men around the world -- and by some estimates, thousands of men! -- are spilling their seeds for reasons other than sirring new soldiers for Christ. I'd ask you to think about it, but the thought is simply too disturbing.

                  But, it goes to show the depths of sin that humankind will wallow in, when Jesus is absent from the picture.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                    It takes a truly sick and twisted person to touch their own sex organ to gain pleasure. What bothers me the most is that these masturbaters could be anyone walking amongst us and we don't even know!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                      Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                      It takes a truly sick and twisted person to touch their own sex organ to gain pleasure. What bothers me the most is that these masturbaters could be anyone walking amongst us and we don't even know!
                      Oh my friend you will, look at the hands. Its a fact that men who do this vial act get hairy palms. Below are three images the first man did it 1 time, and you can see his hand, the other poor bastard can not stop himself.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                        How can the man have stolen the magazine if he never left the store with it?

                        And Brooklyn Decker? Sounds like a name for a gay boxing-porn star.

                        Um, assuming there is such a thing.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                          I will pray for him he shouldn't do that just get a girlfriend or something

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                            Originally posted by Thickygirl21 View Post
                            I will pray for him he shouldn't do that just get a girlfriend or something
                            Yes, because fornication is much better than masturbation.

                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                              I think every man at Landover should lend a helping hand regarding this masturbation problem. I think if everyone pulled their weight, this sticky situation would be over and done with in an instant.
                              I recommend we sit down at a round table and apply ourselves to the situation at hand.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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