[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

I'm not seducing anyone into anything.

Of course you can't seduce us, but still you keep trying. Silly heathen.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

Of course you can't seduce us, but still you keep trying. Silly heathen.

I'm not trying to do anything.

Well you don't have to get hissy over it!!!

I said he is NOT my type.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

I'm not trying to do anything.

Oh come on, sure you are not actively seducing The Hatch (as we call Brother Hatchet here) but is obvious as all heck you are after him with all this passive aggressive nonsense.

Now apologize to Old Man Hatchet for having purulent thoughts over his description of popcorn eating.

[SUV]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

I said he is my type.

This is beginning to make my ears ring. Is there a PASTOR on the premises?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

This thread is far too depraved for me, with this shameless, unbridled lusting after Brother Hatchet. It just reeks of sex, sex, sex!!

Please let me know when and if this thread returns to its original, far less disturbing topic of the perversions of popcorn addicts.

[loveis..]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

This thread is far too depraved for me, with this shameless, unbridled lusting after Brother Hatchet. It just reeks of sex, sex, sex!!

Please let me know when and if this thread returns to its original, far less disturbing topic of the perversions of popcorn addicts.

right.... because thats not weird at all the fact that you people turn something innocent into something perverted makes me think you should go get your heads exam... you all find the stupidest thing to band! get a real life instead of looking at things and going hmmm i wonder how i can turn this perverted and stir up bullcrap...

[Dante23]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

My this threads just makes me smirk when I read it, to be honest it seems "Old man Hatchet", or thatcher, or whatever farming tool the man is named after, is the one trying to seduce the girl. or at least you guys are making it seem that way. Dancing naked with goats. Tubs of butter. Oh wait this one is my favorite.

"This is beginning to make my ears ring. Is there a PASTOR on the premises? "

She is a woman, not a 9 year old boy. pastor isn't gonna be able to help you here.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

My this threads just makes me smirk when I read it, to be honest it seems "Old man Hatchet", or thatcher, or whatever farming tool the man is named after, is the one trying to seduce the girl. or at least you guys are making it seem that way. Dancing naked with goats. Tubs of butter. Oh wait this one is my favorite.

"This is beginning to make my ears ring. Is there a PASTOR on the premises? "

She is a woman, not a 9 year old boy. pastor isn't gonna be able to help you here.

Oh?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dante23]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

So then, whats your guys opinion on chocolate milk?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

So then, whats your guys opinion on chocolate milk?

What do have against whole white milk friend? Are you a racists?

[Dante23]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

It is an honest question, Im curios as to your guys opinion on chocolate milk. A friend of mine goes through about 4L of it a day.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

It is an honest question, Im curios as to your guys opinion on chocolate milk. A friend of mine goes through about 4L of it a day.

Your friend is gay. Chocolate milk is for gays and girls. Christian men drink black coffee or whiskey.

[Dante23]

Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate

He is sad now, he is returning to his ranch to sacrifice goats and virgins in sorrow.