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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
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    #16
    Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

    Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
    I know the atheist sport to deny the intellect of conservative politicians.
    Firstly if you had taken the time to read my signature it would be clear that I am no atheist, secondly I do not deny the intellect of conservative politicians in general, I just point out the ones who don't have any.
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    • Larry Lee
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      • Sep 2006
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      #17
      Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

      I'm afraid I have to put an end to this party, because Sarah Palin will NEVER become President of the United States of Jesus. Oh sure, there was a moment when her feminine whiles and forked tongue fooled many True Christians™ into thinking she was an anointed woman of God. But we were deceived, and now she's been revealed for the sham she is, Praise God.

      No, it won't be President Palin who invades the rutting country of Sweden, it'll be...... PRESIDENT MICHELE BACHMANN
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      • Brother Temperance
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        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #18
        Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

        Originally posted by Minollo View Post
        should we expect years of war against an invading enemy called US?
        No, I think you should expect about 15 minutes of war followed by your humiliating surrender.
        should we expect a global fascist dictatorship, after US has invaded (in your dreams) Sweden, and then the rest of this heretical world?
        We also should expect an imposition of baptism as a world religion?
        a kind of Islamic fundamentalism? Baptist Fundamentalism?
        A new crusade?
        dark times will come.
        Isaiah 45:23 I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.
        Originally posted by TheSwedishDude View Post
        Studies show that workers enjoy their jobs more when there are more tasks, I'm guessing you hate the word fakt, but it's FAKT. happier workers = a job well done so you are wrong when you say that we do not make it well.
        I do indeed hate the word FAKT. And this claim that happy workers work harder is just nonsense. I've met some very happy welfare bums, how does your secular science and fakt-based reasoning explain that?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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        • lukasekman
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          • Mar 2011
          • 614

          #19
          Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
          I'm afraid I have to put an end to this party, because Sarah Palin will NEVER become President of the United States of Jesus. Oh sure, there was a moment when her feminine whiles and forked tongue fooled many True Christians™ into thinking she was an anointed woman of God. But we were deceived, and now she's been revealed for the shame she is, Praise God.

          No, it won't be President Palin who invades the rutting country of Sweden, it'll be...... PRESIDENT MICHELE BACHMANN
          I'm open for alternatives to Sarah Palin for Operation European Salvation, as long as they have a true Christian and neoconservative moral foundation.
          For president of Saved Sweden, I have four decent candidates: Åke Green, Ulf Ekman, Jüri Lina and Helge Fossmo. The later is jailed for Jesus.
          I did earlier trust the Sweden Democrats, which was a decent conservative party a few years ago. Today, their leader Jimmie Åkesson is way too young to lead a country, and they are in favor of high taxes and over-regulations, as the rest of the major parties.

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          • Two-Dollar Bill
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            • Mar 2011
            • 532

            #20
            Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

            Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
            I'm open for alternatives to Sarah Palin for Operation European Salvation, as long as they have a true Christian and neoconservative moral foundation.
            For president of Saved Sweden, I have four decent candidates: Åke Green, Ulf Ekman, Jüri Lina and Helge Fossmo. The later is jailed for Jesus.
            I did earlier trust the Sweden Democrats, which was a decent conservative party a few years ago. Today, their leader Jimmie Åkesson is way too young to lead a country, and they are in favor of high taxes and over-regulations, as the rest of the major parties.
            I have to admit, I can't stand her music, but I think Carola* is the obvious choice here (except for the fact that she is a woman). What Sweden needs to find is a male Carola* - then we are talking fast track to the right track.

            * Carola Maria Häggkvist, for those unfamiliar.
            Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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            • lukasekman
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              • Mar 2011
              • 614

              #21
              Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

              Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
              I have to admit, I can't stand her music, but I think Carola* is the obvious choice here (except for the fact that she is a woman). What Sweden needs to find is a male Carola* - then we are talking fast track to the right track.

              * Carola Maria Häggkvist, for those unfamiliar.
              Sure, Carola Häggkvist is a true Christian, as a member of Livets Ord. I believe that Livets Ord should be the official national Church in a Saved Sweden, and future presidents of Sweden must be members.
              For a male Carola, my pick is her master and funder of Livets Ord, Pastor Ulf Ekman.

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              • Larry Lee
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                • Sep 2006
                • 4464

                #22
                Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                Sure, Carola Häggkvist is a true Christian, as a member of Livets Ord. I believe that Livets Ord should be the official national Church in a Saved Sweden, and future presidents of Sweden must be members.
                For a male Carola, my pick is her master and funder of Livets Ord, Pastor Ulf Ekman.
                ahem. What I hope you meant to say is that True Christianity(tm) should blanket Sweden like the all-consuming inferno resulting from a fusillade of incendiary cluster bombs.
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                • Bobby-Joe
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                  Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                  ahem. What I hope you meant to say is that True Christianity™ should blanket Sweden like the all-consuming inferno resulting from a fusillade of incendiary cluster bombs.
                  Glory! and may the cleansing fire of those (allegorical) explosives will purge Sweden of its socialist understated Ikea based nightmare and open the door to the benevolent, guiding hand of the Free Market. Until the Koch brothers are welcomed into every Swedish home how can Jesus be welcome there?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
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                    #24
                    Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                    I see your talk of who is going to be the next President very interesting, is it not the churches view that we are in the end times and that Obama is the anitchrist? If this were truly the case then there would be no more elections.

                    So I see your talk of who will be the next President to be elected as an admission that you have got everything wrong.
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                    • Larry Lee
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                      • Sep 2006
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                      #25
                      Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      I see your talk of who is going to be the next President very interesting, is it not the churches view that we are in the end times and that Obama is the anitchrist? If this were truly the case then there would be no more elections.

                      So I see your talk of who will be the next President to be elected as an admission that you have got everything wrong.
                      Great. You've been hitting the sauce again.

                      True Christians™ know not the time or the place of our Savior's return, which is why we must continue His work here on Earth, until He comes.
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                      • theunluckyko
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                        • Apr 2011
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                        #26
                        Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                        Our prayers will always be with you palin. from the deepest of my heart i hope you will allow god's will to be flown through you and thus transcend these earthly bounds in order to wash the masses with the holiest of light! let GODs will be done!
                        Without fear we are just animals!

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                        • Brother Temperance
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #27
                          Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                          Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                          Sure, Carola Häggkvist is a true Christian, as a member of Livets Ord. I believe that Livets Ord should be the official national Church in a Saved Sweden, and future presidents of Sweden must be members.
                          For a male Carola, my pick is her master and funder of Livets Ord, Pastor Ulf Ekman.
                          I don't want to sound prejudiced or anything, but I believe Barack Obama has conclusively proved that negros should not be allowed to run entire countries. If any of those crazy Africans you mention end up as President of Sweden, I imagine you'll probably end up with some kind of a SOCIALIST welfare state as the result. Come back when you've found a white Christian candidate with a nice normal name, and then we'll talk.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #28
                            Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            I imagine you'll probably end up with some kind of a SOCIALIST welfare state as the result.
                            And that would be such a bad thing?

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                            • lukasekman
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                              • Mar 2011
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                              #29
                              Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              I don't want to sound prejudiced or anything, but I believe Barack Obama has conclusively proved that negros should not be allowed to run entire countries. If any of those crazy Africans you mention end up as President of Sweden, I imagine you'll probably end up with some kind of a SOCIALIST welfare state as the result. Come back when you've found a white Christian candidate with a nice normal name, and then we'll talk.
                              I haven't suggested that a Saved Sweden should be run by negroes. Every person I suggested is white. Ulf and Åke are valid white Swedish names. Fossmo is a rare name that don't sound Swedish, but it is not black.
                              Ulf Ekman is as true Christian as we are, and he hate socialism as much as we do.

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                              • Pure_Angel
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                                • Apr 2011
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                                #30
                                Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

                                Brother Lukas, I might be wrong, but I would not call Ulf Ekman a True Christian, because, first of all he is not a Baptist, he have made up a religion of his own. Second of all, he does not quote from the KJV Bible and he doesn't live in God's favorite land (USA) even though he have studied there.

                                Oh, I remeber when I was little and my father said "Elisabeth, if USA wanted they could invade Sweden, and we shall all pray that they will very soon.". I have prayed ever since.

                                Yours in Christ
                                Elisabeth
                                Proverbs 14:1

                                Every wise woman buildeth her house:
                                but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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