[lukasekman]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Brother Lukas, I might be wrong, but I would not call Ulf Ekman a True Christian, because, first of all he is not a Baptist, he have made up a religion of his own. Second of all, he does not quote from the KJV Bible and he doesn't live in God's favorite land (USA) even though he have studied there.

Oh, I remeber when I was little and my father said "Elisabeth, if USA wanted they could invade Sweden, and we shall all pray that they will very soon.". I have prayed ever since.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

Sister Elisabeth, I like your input about Ulf Ekman. However, I think he have saved many Swedes from atheism or casual Christianity. With casual Christianity, I mean untrue believers who reject vital parts of the Bible like Prov 13:24 in order to conform to the Atheist society. I do also trust his leadership.

Your father appears to be a True Christian, as he introduced you to the prayer about Swedish Salvation early in life. Very nice to hear.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

[Beyondthesmegma]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

While your excitement is understandable, and your desire to see Europe freed from socialist tyranny admirable, your understanding of American politics is lacking.

Even though a President is elected on November 2, he (or he) is not sworn in until January 20.

Sarah Palin is, you may have noticed, a female. A particularly empty-headed one, at that. (I know what you're thinking . . . "How can you tell?") She is also unable to control her own personal life; her daughter is a brazen whore. How can she be trusted to run a country?

Mike Huckabee is the man for me. Former Baptist preacher, popular, witty, and eager to put a stop to the homosexual agenda and abortion.

I feel obliged to agree . . . 80% of the way. I think that Rand Paul or Rick Perry would be better presidents.

[God Like!]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I pray to god to execute all citizens in Sweden and then take over the rest of the world!

[Christian Godlike]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I pray for Sarah Palin to win the election in 2012, so she can bring back freedom and Jesus to Europe. While I know she have a good reason to invade France to show the stuck-up euros who's the boss, i pray that she liberate Sweden first. 21th December 2012 is a good date, given the needed timeframe to shut down Obamacare, hunt some skunk, enact flat tax and plan the Operation European Salvation.

Some facts about the Godless republic of Sweden:

• Only a tiny minority attend churches
• Socialists dominate the politics
• Corporal punishment is illegal at home and in school
• The taxes are high, and the tax system is complicated
• People are expected to be ready to work with short notice, even on Sundays
• Most kids are not able to be on their own and need constant attention
• Kids who are able to be on their own and study the Bible are labeled as autists, and are forced to waste their school years in special schools for soulless retards
• Parents are expected to participate in "activity race", which puts stress on parents as well as children
• Landowners are not allowed to build what they want, they are forced to go though years of bureaucracy
• Scientologists have infiltrated the National Board of Health and Welfare, and brought in hippie-scum conspiracy theories about "Big Pharma"
• Workers are expected to randomly jump among tasks and love to be distracted ("have many balls in the air"), rather than focusing on one task at a time and make it well.
• Social(ist) competence is valued higher than knowledge

I pray for Sarah Palin bringing salvation to Sweden. Then she'll take care of the French surrender monkeys.

Brother. swedish people is nothing wrong, I do not know what you got the information that god hates sweden? Swedish people have just lost faith in God. all we need is a strong brother that God can talk through.
Please god save the swedish faith.

[lukasekman]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Brother. swedish people is nothing wrong, I do not know what you got the information that god hates sweden? Swedish people have just lost faith in God. all we need is a strong brother that God can talk through.
Please god save the swedish faith.

Yeah, God hates Sweden, but this does not mean that he has abandoned the hope for salvation. However, there are several steps of the road to salvation that are very unlikely or impossible for the Swedish people to achieve without American/Divine intervention. Here's a little list:

• True Christians in the parliament - it would actually be a scandal if a single commissioner was found to be a member of Livets Ord. Yes, that's true.
• Sweep authorities free from Scientology, socialism and other evil spiritual powers - very unlikely
• Bring back corporal punishment - No party in the parliament support it, not even co-called conservative bloggers support it (sic!)
• Use the Bible for juridical guidance - impossible.

You're right about that we need a strong brother that God can talk through. I suggest Ulf Ekman as him.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

[ex-gayGlen]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Sarah Palin will bring destruction to our land and abroad. She is like the anti-Christ of Revelation, who comes in an appealing form to attract followers of Christ and lure us in with deception and temptation.

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I pray for Sarah Palin to win the election in 2012, so she can bring back freedom and Jesus to Europe. While I know she have a good reason to invade France to show the stuck-up euros who's the boss, i pray that she liberate Sweden first. 21th December 2012 is a good date, given the needed timeframe to shut down Obamacare, hunt some skunk, enact flat tax and plan the Operation European Salvation.

Some facts about the Godless republic of Sweden:

• Only a tiny minority attend churches
• Socialists dominate the politics
• Corporal punishment is illegal at home and in school
• The taxes are high, and the tax system is complicated
• People are expected to be ready to work with short notice, even on Sundays
• Most kids are not able to be on their own and need constant attention
• Kids who are able to be on their own and study the Bible are labeled as autists, and are forced to waste their school years in special schools for soulless retards
• Parents are expected to participate in "activity race", which puts stress on parents as well as children
• Landowners are not allowed to build what they want, they are forced to go though years of bureaucracy
• Scientologists have infiltrated the National Board of Health and Welfare, and brought in hippie-scum conspiracy theories about "Big Pharma"
• Workers are expected to randomly jump among tasks and love to be distracted ("have many balls in the air"), rather than focusing on one task at a time and make it well.
• Social(ist) competence is valued higher than knowledge

I pray for Sarah Palin bringing salvation to Sweden. Then she'll take care of the French surrender monkeys.

Don't forget feminists. Our government is saturated by communist feminists hell-bent on defining sexual standards for us based on their hippie free-love definitions.

[kabley]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Leave those gorgeous, half naked, sex loving, dope smoking Swedes alone.

Your Modzie Felicity looks Swedish... So sexy...

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Sarah Palin will bring destruction to our land and abroad. She is like the anti-Christ of Revelation, who comes in an appealing form to attract followers of Christ and lure us in with deception and temptation.

As I have said before

Having Palin in office would be like a four year long white water rafting trip, it might kill us but if it doesn't we'll end up with a lot of crazy ass photos

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Wisconsin gives Sarah Palin a warm welcome....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I feel obliged to agree . . . 80% of the way. I think that Rand Paul or Rick Perry would be better presidents.

A one-term congressman or the lead singer from Journey?

Wisconsin gives Sarah Palin a warm welcome....

Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't suggested we pray for Sweden to invade Sarah Palin.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't suggested we pray for Sweden to invade Sarah Palin.

I don't dislike Sweden, it's Viking heritage means that many of its people are honorary Pirates and thus have a special place in the affections of Our Lord.

Disco:I

26, “The Viking is as much a friend as the pirate. The Ninja hath see no mercy from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 27. “Emo sucks.”

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I don't dislike Sweden, it's Viking heritage means that many of its people are honorary Pirates and thus have a special place in the affections of Our Lord.

Disco:I

Nice to know that your imaginary pasta god rejects and attacks the emotionally delicate, frequently-bullied Emos.

Christians, you see, reach out to them and teach them that they can finally have a friend, in Jesus.

[lukasekman]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I don't dislike Sweden, it's Viking heritage means that many of its people are honorary Pirates and thus have a special place in the affections of Our Lord.

Disco:I

When you say "Feel the Sauce" in your signature, do you mean hot-saucing (child discipline method)?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

When you say "Feel the Sauce" in your signature, do you mean hot-saucing (child discipline method)?

It is nothing to do with any child discipline method, it is a play on words, based a phrase from popular culture.