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  • ExGay Alex
    Helping boys become upright model citizens
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 1295

    #16
    Re: My best friend has testicular cancer

    I pray for your friend's testicle and hope that he will wait for God to cure him. He cannot come to the Lord with only one, and it is better for his earthly life to be shorter if that is God's plan rather than to go to Hell for eternity.
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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    • bosflamingo
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2011
      • 8

      #17
      Re: My best friend has testicular cancer

      Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
      Friends,

      My buddy Earl called me earlier this evening to inform me that the LORD has chosen to test his faith by giving him testicular cancer. Earl agreed when I said he should be thankful for this wonderful opportunity to strengthen his personal relationship with Jesus Christ, and that the LORD never gives us more than we can handle with His help.

      However, Earl is seriously considering having his cancerous testicle removed, despite the warnings from Scripture:

      Deuteronomy 23:1
      He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


      For those who know Earl, please pay him a visit and reinforce the warnings and admonishment I have given him about the perils of putting his faith in secular science rather than in the LORD of Hosts. Please remind him that prayer is sufficient for curing all illnesses if we truly have faith in Jesus, and that if God chooses not to cure his cancer, that it is all part of His Plan.

      Mark 16:17-18
      And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
      They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.


      Perhaps several of us should visit him after services on Sunday to administer a laying-on of hands and exhort Earl not to follow the Godless, secular doctors' advice to mutilate his privy member.

      And please, keep Earl and his family in your prayers.
      If your friend doesnt see a doctor, he will die. PERIOD.
      I understand that you want to hold on to your beliefs, but when it's a matter of life or death you might want to reconsider.

      Peace.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #18
        Re: My best friend has testicular cancer

        Originally posted by bosflamingo View Post
        If your friend doesnt see a doctor, he will die. PERIOD.
        I understand that you want to hold on to your beliefs, but when it's a matter of life or death you might want to reconsider.

        Peace.
        Life and death are trivial things when one's immortal soul hangs in the balance, friend.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553

          #19
          Re: My best friend has testicular cancer

          Originally posted by bosflamingo View Post
          If your friend doesnt see a doctor, he will die. PERIOD.
          I understand that you want to hold on to your beliefs, but when it's a matter of life or death you might want to reconsider.

          Peace.
          A True Christian(tm) would NEVER reconsider Jesus!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Jedediah
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Fisher of Men
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2010
            • 6824

            #20
            Re: My best friend has testicular cancer

            Originally posted by bosflamingo View Post
            If your friend doesnt see a doctor, he will die. PERIOD.
            I understand that you want to hold on to your beliefs, but when it's a matter of life or death you might want to reconsider.

            Peace.
            Your stubborn refusal to believe in miracles, despite mountains of evidence, is appalling. You are a proud sinner, and your life is utterly devoid of meaning without Jesus in your heart. If you continue the wicked path you are on, you will never know what it is to be filled with the Holy Spirit. I truly pity you.

            Matthew 17:20
            And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #21
              Re: My best friend has testicular cancer

              I feel your pain.

              I too lost a friend to testicular cancer.

              He listened to his atheist doctors and had his testicle removed and now I know he cannot possibly get into heaven no matter how hard he tries to live a good life. God can see all and is not fooled by the fake testicle the doctors implanted to fool humans. It is hard to see him pointlessly living his life and trying to be a good person despite all this and I haven't got the heart to tell him he is doomed to fiery damnation.

              If only I had been stronger in telling him to leave his testicle where it was and die in true faith to the Lord and be welcomed lovingly into heaven rather than bartering his earthly existence at the price of eternal fire.

              He used profane language and spurned me and it's a bitter pill to swallow that I so failed him.

              Be strong and if necessary blockade him from the evil so-called healers. The only true HEALER is the Lord.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #22
                Re: My best friend has testicular cancer

                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                OK. Is just that in spanish we call them 'eggs' I suppose cos thay feel the same. * Not hard like stones* exactly.** But OK, I wasn't sure, thank you for the explains.


                YIC, Mari.

                (*My uncle wgo is a urologist sayed me this!**)
                Can there be any clearer illustration of the following than this babbling?

                1 Corinthians 14: 34, 35, 36



                Be silent, upstart harlot!
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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