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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12616

    #1

    Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

    That HUGE cult, know as the Catholic Church, has the most peculiar rituals. It's like it is from another planet.

    One is blessing our pets. Sick. I mean, a dog is but nothing a dog.

    Join me in praying this cult practice stops now.

    St. Francis of Assisi always called creatures his brothers and sisters and he worked to further widen the fraternity to link humans and creatures in the same relationship with God.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

    The catholics would bless someone's turd if they thought they'd get a donation out of it.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12616

      #3
      Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      The catholics would bless someone's turd if they thought they'd get a donation out of it.
      Redeemed Papist--I'm so greatful to have you in our LBC family. You bring information from inside the Catholic cult the rest of us cannot know.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

        Dogs are only good for hunting and defending out buildings. They are tools, much like a a gun, knife or bear trap. Once the dog gets old, the barrel worn, the blade broken or the trap rusty, it should be disposed of.


        2 Samuel 1:27
        How are the mighty fallen, and the weapons of war perished!

        I fail to see a reason to pray for them, though perhaps for a rapid replacement.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

          Brothers, I am forced to bring a sense of sobriety to this discussion.

          I pray that my dog never goes near a chink restaurant.

          Cats, on the other hand, should be herded in that direction.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

            Do you know what other "church" has the same pagan ritual?
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Palmer C. Eldrich
              Unsaved trash
              Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
               
              • Mar 2008
              • 349

              #7
              Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

              I suppose I shouldn't be asking God to bless my Chevy to pass its smog test for my registration this year. That does sound kind of wasteful.
              Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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              • HTannor
                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2612

                #8
                Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

                Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
                I suppose I shouldn't be asking God to bless my Chevy to pass its smog test for my registration this year. That does sound kind of wasteful.
                Hmm.... You drive a chevy? And you're trying to obey the law dealing with smog tests?

                Next I suppose you're going to tell us you've never stolen a pie or raped a white woman.

                Amazing.
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  The catholics would bless someone's turd if they thought they'd get a donation out of it.
                  Nor are they ashamed to pray to such "relics" as Jesus' foreskin and the milk from Mary's breast.

                  blech

                  Freakin' animals.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • EnosPratt
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

                    Mohammad the moslem loved dogs, probably because they love eating dead bodies (when not sleeping and shitting). I call them pariahs and idlers and treat them accordingly.

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                    • GodIsMySavior
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 2

                      #11
                      Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

                      But...God made all of the animals, did He not? As His creations, we must at least make sure He loves them, too. Please correct me if I am wrong.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

                        Originally posted by GodIsMySavior View Post
                        But...God made all of the animals, did He not? As His creations, we must at least make sure He loves them, too. Please correct me if I am wrong.
                        You're wrong.

                        Unless you can show us any Scripture that backs up your absurd, papist claim.


                        No, I didn't think you could...
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • EnosPratt
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 16

                          #13
                          Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

                          Worship of animals is a sin!

                          Romans 1:23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #14
                            Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

                            Originally posted by EnosPratt View Post
                            Worship of animals is a sin!

                            Romans 1:23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
                            Which is exactly why papists do it.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #15
                              Re: Pray That God Does Not Bless Our Dogs

                              Originally posted by GodIsMySavior View Post
                              But...God made all of the animals, did He not? As His creations, we must at least make sure He loves them, too. Please correct me if I am wrong.
                              I'd rather let God correct you, if that's OK.

                              27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. 29And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. 30And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. 31And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

                              Weird! It's almost like God is telling us that all living things are ours to use for meat or to have dominion over.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                              Comment

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