[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

Keep in mind I'm 16. I haven't studied the bible for nearly as long as you guys have, I'm just trying to get by in school at the moment.

That's no excuse. When I was your age I had the entire KJV Bible committed to memory.

In Japanese.

Don't be lazy! Pick up your Bible and READ IT!

[totalycatholic]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

You call yourself redeemed but your ignorant, and completely misguided...the bible clearly states that our God is a loving God...You're the epitomy of disgust. You know Ron White has the best saying ever...I believe he had you mind when he spoke these brilliant words...you can't fix stupid.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

You call yourself redeemed but your ignorant, and completely misguided...the bible clearly states that our God is a loving God...You're the epitomy of disgust...

Can we get your English teacher on the line for a second opinion?

... You know Ron White has the best saying ever...I believe he had you mind when he spoke these brilliant words...you can't fix stupid.

Maybe not, but you can show where it's wrong. So which Scripture has been misquoted here? Where have the True Christians™ misinterpreted the teachings of the Holy Bible?

Failure to show either of the above will be viewed as your surrender in the face of superior holiness and Bible knowledge.

edit: hey, look at the clock biab

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

You call yourself redeemed but your ignorant, and completely misguided...the bible clearly states that our God is a loving God...You're the epitomy of disgust. You know Ron White has the best saying ever...I believe he had you mind when he spoke these brilliant words...you can't fix stupid.

Where does it say this?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

You call yourself redeemed but your ignorant, and completely misguided...the bible clearly states that our God is a loving God...You're the epitomy of disgust. You know Ron White has the best saying ever...I believe he had you mind when he spoke these brilliant words...you can't fix stupid.

A catholic certainly knows about being misguided!

[JenniferRyan]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

Everyone on this darn site is absolutely insane. This poor woman is ILL. Not because she sinned. Just unfortunate happenings, I guess. Yes, it must be God's will, but God created the men who are doctors so that they could help save the lives of others. So, Amy Copeland's treatment shouldn't be stopped. I am so sick of every dumb "bible-thumper" on here who things they're going to make it to heaven by hating on the gays, the ill, and whomever else they have chosen to hate on this site. This site is not Christian in ANY sense of the word. If the Lord was on here, he would be ashamed, I assure you. He is an Almighty and loving God who made us all the way we are. He doesn't care if we're gay, straight, or anything like that. As long as we believe in Him and trust in Him, He will always be there. He loves each and every one of us, whether you choose to believe it or not. That is completely up to you. But I believe that God would not want us to judge one another or hate one another. The only one who can truly judge is God Himself. We are not worthy to judge each other. We are not God-like. So, believe what you wish. But someday, I pray, that you all realize that the way that you treat the apparent "Unsaved Trash" on here is absolutely ludicrous and very un-Christian. Good day to you all. Praise the Lord and God bless each and every one of you! <3

[Didymus Much]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

Everyone on this darn site is absolutely insane...absolutely ludicrous and very un-Christian...

Every visitor to Landover is encouraged to cite Scripture to support their points. If you feel that anything from the King James Bible has been misquoted or misrepresented, please mention the book, chapter and verse in question. Thanks!

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

Dear Friend,

This site is not Christian in ANY sense of the word.

Correct, we are not just any Christians. We're True Christians(tm). Please note the trademark, we do enforce it.

Yours in Him,
bab <---- God's Lil' Stickler

[JenniferRyan]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

Dear Friend,



Correct, we are not just any Christians. We're True Christians™. Please note the trademark, we do enforce it.

Yours in Him,
bab <---- God's Lil' Stickler

You're not "TrueChristians™" in any sense whatsoever. But that's okay, live in your fairytale land where being different is evil. The rest of the world will go on living happily knowing that it's okay to be different

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

Dear Friend,

You're not "TrueChristians™" in any sense whatsoever...

Your use of the term TrueChristians™ constitutes an unlawful use of the TrueChristians™ trademark. 'TrueChristians™' is a federally registered trademark and use of the variant of the mark in this manner constitutes trademark infringement under federal law.

The Lord God in Heaven, and we, his Earthly representatives, have made a substantial investment in developing and implementing the TrueChristians™ mark. As a result of our investment the TrueChristians™ name and trademarks are commonly known by the public and the name and trademarks embody substantial and valuable goodwill. Relief available under the law may include among other things, forfeiture of all assets, statutory damages up to $100,000, and costs and attorneys’ fees.

Baby Jesus takes this matter very seriously and we will take appropriate action to protect our interests. Nothing in this letter should be construed as a waiver, relinquishment or election of rights or remedies by the living God, who expressly reserves all rights and remedies under all applicable federal and state laws. Thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this matter.

I mean, I'll let the first time slide, but geez...

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

You're not "TrueChristians™" in any sense whatsoever. But that's okay, live in your fairytale land where being different is evil. The rest of the world will go on living happily knowing that it's okay to be different

Funny, you didn't bring up that argument the last time you were here, pushing panda porn.

[Tracy Gillespie]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

I'm still crossing my fingers, hoping that all of you are being sarcastic. Just in case you are not...here's some Bible verses for you.

Ephesians 4:32
Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.

Matthew 7:12
So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

Galatians 5:21-22
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law.

Colossians 3:12
Put on, then, as God's chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness and patience.


Honestly...not really seeing a lot of compassion and kindness in this forum.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

Honestly...not really seeing a lot of compassion and kindness in this forum.

Welcome to our friendly forums! You'll find nothing but perfectly Biblical compassion and kindness here! For example, I will compassionately and kindly remind you that your Bible of choice is terrible. I don't know what modern, watered-down version of God's Perfect Word you're used to, but around here we use God's Own King James Version. Please do quote from that from now on.

[JenniferRyan]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

Dear Friend,



Your use of the term TrueChristians™ constitutes an unlawful use of the TrueChristians™ trademark. 'TrueChristians™' is a federally registered trademark and use of the variant of the mark in this manner constitutes trademark infringement under federal law.

The Lord God in Heaven, and we, his Earthly representatives, have made a substantial investment in developing and implementing the TrueChristians™ mark. As a result of our investment the TrueChristians™ name and trademarks are commonly known by the public and the name and trademarks embody substantial and valuable goodwill. Relief available under the law may include among other things, forfeiture of all assets, statutory damages up to $100,000, and costs and attorneys’ fees.

Baby Jesus takes this matter very seriously and we will take appropriate action to protect our interests. Nothing in this letter should be construed as a waiver, relinquishment or election of rights or remedies by the living God, who expressly reserves all rights and remedies under all applicable federal and state laws. Thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this matter.

I mean, I'll let the first time slide, but geez...

Yours in Him,
BAB

Fine, I used it wrong. Congratulations for revealing that I'm a complete idiot.

[Tracy Gillespie]

Re: Pray for doctors to stop treating Amy Copeland

Welcome to our friendly forums! You'll find nothing but perfectly Biblical compassion and kindness here! For example, I will compassionately and kindly remind you that your Bible of choice is terrible. I don't know what modern, watered-down version of God's Perfect Word you're used to, but around here we use God's Own King James Version. Please do quote from that from now on.

Oops...sorry

Ephesians 4:32
And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.

Matthew 7:12
Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

Galatians 5:22-23
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

Colossians 3:12
Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering;

Is that better?

Now, I have to ask, though...why did you say that you were "compassionately" reminding me that my choice of Bible was terrible? The definition of "compassion" is "sympathetic consciousness of others' distress together with a desire to alleviate it". I wasn't distressed by my choice of Bible. You were.