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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    Prayer for Bret Henderson

    Dear LORD,

    We just lift up this poor, lost soul to you. We just plead the Blood of Jesus to cover him and wash him clean. We just rebuke the demons that have infested his anal cavity and have confused his brain and angered his heart. We just glorify You, Jesus, because we know You alone can save this poor, wretched soul from eternal damnation. He knows not what he does, LORD. His confusion is such that he actually believes he knows You. He doesn't, LORD, he knows only his imagination. We just lift him up to You, to wrap your mantle of protection from these spirits of darkness and homosexual obsessions.

    In the Name of Christ Jesus, we pray.

    Amen
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Jedediah
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Fisher of Men
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2010
    • 6824

    #2
    Re: Prayer for Bret Henderson

    Thank you for taking the high road, sister. Mr. Henderson could learn a thing or two from your example of Christian love.

    Romans 12:14
    Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • I'm_a_huge_faggot
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2012
      • 1

      #3
      Re: Prayer for Bret Henderson

      Hey you hypocritical pieces of shit, I have a request: kill yourselves.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: Prayer for Bret Henderson

        Originally posted by You're_All_Faggots View Post
        Hey you hypocritical pieces of shit, I have a request: kill yourselves.
        Why do you hate faggots?
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #5
          Re: Prayer for Bret Henderson

          Originally posted by You're_All_Faggots View Post
          Hey you hypocritical pieces of shit, I have a request: kill yourselves.
          We try to make gaysexuals ex-gays, because God hates gaysexuals.

          Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
          Why do you hate gaysexuals so much that you use gaysexual describing word faggot as an insult?

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Prayer for Bret Henderson

            Originally posted by You're_All_Faggots View Post
            Hey you hypocritical pieces of shit, I have a request: kill yourselves.
            It is the Will of God that all men be Saved (1 Timothy 2:4). I do the Will of God (Philippians 2:13) by praying for Mr. Henderson's salvation. In what way is this hypocritical?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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