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  • A-Team Star performs Miracle

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    Former The A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child's family by bringing him out of a coma - after doctors begged the actor for help.
    The poorly kid fell unconscious in Detroit, Michigan in the mid-1980s - and the only physical movement he made was in response to hearing Mr. T's name.
    And when the mohawked star was in town, he stopped by the hospital to visit the ill boy - with miraculous results.
    He tells Britain's Empire magazine, "His family put toys around him and one of them was a Mr. T doll. And whenever my name came up, the boy moved his arm."
    "Somebody told the doctors I was in town, so they called me down there. I closed the curtains and prayed. Then, as I was walking down the hall, the kid suddenly came out of the coma and hollered out."
    "That was my supernatural moment."
    Brothers and Sisters, the miracle will come as no surprise, God continues to do His Work in first smiting the boy into a deep sleep and then having Mr T awaken him. The vessel may be strange, I cannot see anywhere that Mr T is on our ex-negro list, but God’s purpose may or may not be revealed in time.

    I think that, setting aside the fact that Mr T is chromatically disadvantaged, the message must be that comas will not respond to so-called science or medicine but only to the Lord of Hosts. Thus by extrapolation, all doctors are charlatans attempting to alter the Will of The Lord.
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    Re: A-Team Star performs Miracle

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    the message must be that comas will not respond to so-called science or medicine but only to the Lord of Hosts.

    It could be that, but it could also be a simple message from Our Saviour that even if you're in a coma; a big black gangmember could come sneaking up and steal something from you. I'd say it's a warning to stay away from comas if at all possible.

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      Re: A-Team Star performs Miracle

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      It could be that, but it could also be a simple message from Our Saviour that even if you're in a coma; a big black gangmember could come sneaking up and steal something from you. I'd say it's a warning to stay away from comas if at all possible.
      Big black gangmember? When does the Bible say 'Thou shalt be a racist cooter'
      I want to make it with chu

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        Re: A-Team Star performs Miracle

        Originally posted by Heroine View Post
        Big black gangmember? When does the Bible say 'Thou shalt be a racist cooter'
        What's the matter with you Lame-Brain - Mt T is big, he is black and he is a member of the A-Team - what the hell's the matter with your brain?

        And what is this insult to Brother Deaner? The kindest, most compassionate man you could wish to meet.

        You seem big on racism boy, everyone is a racist to you - I think you're a racist trying to stir it up; trying to get friends.

        Let me tell you, we here at Landover take a very strong line against racism of all sorts and you look like a KKK member to me with your vile accusing ways.

        Buck up, or get out.

        I'm calling a moderator to give you an infraction or two for insulting Deaner and being a racist.
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          Re: A-Team Star performs Miracle

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

          I'm calling a moderator to give you an infraction or two for insulting Deaner and being a racist.
          It's done Brother.

          I don't understand how people can just waltz in to GOD'S Favorite Forum and start hurtling insults at HIS Chosen ones.

          Disgusting and ill mannered for sure.

          Listen up Heroine User, your racist name calling will not be tolerated. I'm assuming since you are a drug abuser you are also a niglet, but that is NO excuse!

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            XD a drug user and a niglet? Based on what? Get your head out your ass! I'm laughing in real life now. GODS CHOSEN ONE? So, the users of this forum are the only guys going to heaven? It looks like everyone else is in a false religion according to that other thread. JESUS CHRIST, this is surely a joke forum
            I want to make it with chu

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              Re: A-Team Star performs Miracle

              Originally posted by Heroine View Post
              XD a drug user and a niglet? Based on what? Get your head out your ass! I'm laughing in real life now. GODS CHOSEN ONE? So, the users of this forum are the only guys going to heaven? It looks like everyone else is in a false religion according to that other thread. JESUS CHRIST, this is surely a joke forum
              Not quite friend, only those who follow all of Jesus Holy Word® can be saved. We of Landover Baptist are the only people who do that. Everyone else is false because they omit parts of Christ’s message to suite their own agenda.

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                I don't think you have the right to call anyone false
                I want to make it with chu

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                  Re: A-Team Star performs Miracle

                  Originally posted by Heroine View Post
                  I don't think you have the right to call anyone false
                  We can read The Bible like you friend. Do their deeds match His words? If the answer is “no” then they are false. We judge by their actions and not appearances like Christ commands.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • #10
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                    This is just further proof that all coma patients are faking it. This kid just wanted to meet Mr. T so he pretended he was in a coma so the aging C-list celebrity would come visit him. These are the very people that Hillary Clinton wants to give free health care to.
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                      Re: A-Team Star performs Miracle

                      Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                      This is just further proof that all coma patients are faking it. This kid just wanted to meet Mr. T so he pretended he was in a coma so the aging C-list celebrity would come visit him. These are the very people that Hillary Clinton wants to give free health care to.
                      Perhaps, Brother Wash, but perhaps the boy was Unsaved.

                      Maybe he was dreaming of Hell, where hugely-hung demons that looked remarkably like Mr. T were sodomizing him.

                      Note that he sprung back to life when Mr. T approached, and "hollered out"! He wasn't afraid of being robbed . . . no, he was afraid of being RAPED!
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