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  • #16
    Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

    And here we go again. Let's accept that the Netherlands are indeed a godless country. Do they deserve that kind of punishment? Do they deserve drwoning? Besides the people you call perverts, hell bound and doomed, there are good people there, too, living the way of HIM, struggling to save their home country. And you are willing to have them savrificed in a biblic flood, too. Who do you know there, besides your nephew and the bookshop owner?
    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #17
      Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

      Originally posted by krunsch View Post
      And here we go again. Let's accept that the Netherlands are indeed a godless country. Do they deserve that kind of punishment? Do they deserve drwoning?
      Oh YES! The truth is, we ALL are born in sin, and thus offensive unto the perfect ! You see, we deserve naught but eternal punishment by virtue of the divine justice system the Himself created! It is only with mercy that any of us can escape what we truly deserve. The only way to escape that is to believe on the ! Let His Blood wash away your sins! If the Netherlandians refuse to do that, they bring death and destruction onto themselves. This is sad, but also quite foolish, so I don't get too upset about that.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #18
        Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

        Originally posted by ChemistryRules View Post
        I'm sure their True American™ digestion systems can't handle the fibre and vitamins found in a good Boerenkoolstamppot™.
        Hm. So the Dutch only eat food when it is meshed into a pulp before they eat it? I assure you, unlike the Dutch, that Americans are very capable of actually chewing their food...
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #19
          Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Hm. So the Dutch only eat food when it is meshed into a pulp before they eat it? I assure you, unlike the Dutch, that Americans are very capable of actually chewing their food...
          Try eating Taaitaai, very popular when the Evil Saint Nicolas/Sinterklaas (yes, the predecessor of santa claus) gets in this country with his many black slaves. Anyway, good luck with swallowing Taaitaai without teeth, Old Man

          Making a conclusion about a country's food after seeing/hearing about 1 dish is as stupid as staying in bed all day "because The Holy Bible (psalm 127:2 ) says so".
          Exodus 14:21 And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the LORD caused the sea to go back by a strong east wind all that night, and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.

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          • #20
            Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

            Originally posted by ChemistryRules View Post
            Try eating Taaitaai, very popular when the Evil Saint Nicolas/Sinterklaas (yes, the predecessor of santa claus) gets in this country with his many black slaves. Anyway, good luck with swallowing Taaitaai without teeth, Old Man

            Making a conclusion about a country's food after seeing/hearing about 1 dish is as stupid as staying in bed all day "because The Holy Bible (psalm 127:2 ) says so".
            Here in America, we have taken the best of the world's foods as our own. We have French, Thai, Japanese and every other kind of Chinaman, Indian, Mexican, Italian, Argentine, Caribbean, German, Russian, Spanish, Polynesian, Belgian and even Swedish Restaurants. We have even found a way to eat some English food.

            We have no Dutch restaurants, because we have never found anything in Holland that we want to eat. Having seen the pictures above, I am not surprised a bit.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #21
              Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
              Here in America, we have taken the best of the world's foods as our own. We have French, Thai, Japanese and every other kind of Chinaman, Indian, Mexican, Italian, Argentine, Caribbean, German, Russian, Spanish, Polynesian, Belgian and even Swedish Restaurants. We have even found a way to eat some English food.

              We have no Dutch restaurants, because we have never found anything in Holland that we want to eat. Having seen the pictures above, I am not surprised a bit.
              My aunt actually liked our Stroopwafels but I agree, our food is a bit boring (but healthy). If it only were 1930... we'd still have Indonesia and its fabulous foods
              Exodus 14:21 And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the LORD caused the sea to go back by a strong east wind all that night, and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.

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              • #22
                Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

                Originally posted by ChemistryRules View Post
                Try eating Taaitaai, very popular when the Evil Saint Nicolas/Sinterklaas (yes, the predecessor of santa claus) gets in this country with his many black slaves. Anyway, good luck with swallowing Taaitaai without teeth, Old Man
                Unlike Dutch elders, whose teeth no doubt have rotten away long ago due to all the taai taai; my teeth are in excellent shape.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #23
                  Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Unlike Dutch elders, whose teeth no doubt have rotten away long ago due to all the taai taai; my teeth are in excellent shape.
                  Teeth rotting away? Hell no, we've got dentists, and insurance
                  Exodus 14:21 And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the LORD caused the sea to go back by a strong east wind all that night, and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

                    Originally posted by ChemistryRules View Post
                    Teeth rotting away? Hell no, we've got dentists, and insurance
                    You clearly know absolutely nothing about The Netherlands. Please do some research before making yourself look like a complete idiot. The Dutch only have mandatory dental insurance for children, not for adults. According to the statistics of the Dutch "Centraal Bureau voor de Statistiek" 50% of those over 65 years old no longer has their natural teeth. In the past this used to be 75%.

                    So al this "taai taai" clearly is a very bad idea.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

                      Originally posted by ChemistryRules View Post
                      Teeth rotting away? Hell no, we've got dentists, and insurance
                      The Dutchish idea of dentistry is basically just sodomizing a corpse and funding prostitution and drug use with Big Government tax revenues.

                      If I were you I would get out of Dutchland before you wind up pooping semen into a previously owned, barely wiped down, government issue colostomy bag.

                      Fortunately the Dutchish race will be extinct soon, since child rape does not produce offspring, apart from bacterial infection.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

                        I heard the only straight man in the Netherlands was recently sodomized to death by a police dog trained to prevent straight, same species marriage.

                        I highly doubt the story, as there is no incentive for a straight person to visit the assrape capital of the world.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          You clearly know absolutely nothing about The Netherlands. Please do some research before making yourself look like a complete idiot. The Dutch only have mandatory dental insurance for children, not for adults. According to the statistics of the Dutch "Centraal Bureau voor de Statistiek" 50% of those over 65 years old no longer has their natural teeth. In the past this used to be 75%.

                          So al this "taai taai" clearly is a very bad idea.
                          Even the cheapest non-mandatory insurance is a better insurance than you can get in the beautiful USA . And we probably remove natural teeth because they decay, instead of living with pain like you nitwits do.

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          I heard the only straight man in the Netherlands was recently sodomized to death by a police dog trained to prevent straight, same species marriage.

                          I highly doubt the story, as there is no incentive for a straight person to visit the assrape capital of the world.
                          You clearly know absolutely nothing about The Netherlands. Please do some research before making yourself look like a complete idiot.
                          Exodus 14:21 And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the LORD caused the sea to go back by a strong east wind all that night, and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

                            Originally posted by ChemistryRules View Post
                            Even the cheapest non-mandatory insurance is a better insurance than you can get in the beautiful USA . And we probably remove natural teeth because they decay, instead of living with pain like you nitwits do.
                            You know, that's what the root canal is for. Really no need to either remove the tooth or "live with pain."
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              You know, that's what the root canal is for. Really no need to either remove the tooth or "live with pain."
                              As a dentist, I can say without doubt that the combination of a root canal and prayer will relieve virtually any tooth infection.
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                              • #30
                                Re: Pray for the Netherlands to flood so my nephew will come home

                                Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                                As a dentist, I can say without doubt that the combination of a root canal and prayer will relieve virtually any tooth infection.
                                Right? I had a root canal a couple of weeks ago, I prayed A LOT, and now I don't even remember which tooth was it. It was all thanks to , nothing to do with the experience of the dentist who did the procedure.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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